Ask for a little joke, short and hilarious.

1 passive Nuo Nuo: One day, my son said to his mother, "What do you mean by passive Nuo Nuo?" Mom said, "It's those people who never express their opinions and often say that they are right, the father of the child, right?" "Dad said," yes, yes! "

2 Redundancy: Xiao Zhang once wrote in his composition: "My mother is a 45-year-old middle-aged woman." When the teacher corrected the composition, he circled the words 45 years old, marginal "superfluous" and sent the homework back. The next day, the students handed in the corrected homework, which read: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman."

3 integrity: A primary school student wrote in his diary: "When there is no bungee jumping, I feel that my life is very incomplete, but after jumping the pole, I feel that my life is even more incomplete!"

Image: Speaking like a machine gun after class, staying up late in class like a wolf. I play football like Baggio, but my grades are poor.

5 before forgiveness; In the moral class, the teacher asked the students, "Now who will tell me what we should do to be forgiven?" After a silence, a student said, "We should commit a crime before we can be forgiven."

6 wake me up: teacher: "there is something full of beautiful feathers that wakes you up every morning. What is it? " Xiao Ming: "It's a feather duster!" " "

7 Sentence making: Teacher: "Xiao Ming, you make sentences with' or'!" Xiao Ming thought for a moment and then shouted, "The popsicles are sold! Or? Still? "

Bless yourself: Little Mary saw her parents praying, and she also learned to pray. "Almighty God, please bless my parents, bless my grandmother and me. However, the most important thing is to protect yourself. If you die, our family will have nothing to rely on! "

I really picked it up: John came back from outside with a $65,438+000 bill in his hand and said to his mother, "I picked it up outside!" " "Mom didn't believe me and asked;" It was picked up? ""It's true. John replied, "I saw the man looking for it." "

10 Duckling Story: Once upon a time, there was a duckling. His name is Xiao Huang. Once he was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by a car. He "quack!" Let out a cry, and from then on, he became a "cucumber"