How to post a hilarious sentence in WeChat Moments

The hilarious circle of friends in one sentence is as follows:

1. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

2. Don’t treat your sister like gold. She is actually a sparkling diamond.

3. Fortunately, I am ugly and have not experienced your love and hatred.

4. My friends all say that I am a famous musician, because every time I go out to karaoke, they sing other people’s tunes, and I am the only one who composes the music on the spot!

5. Life has smoothed my edges. Full version: Life is like hitting with a hammer, sawing, filing, and finally polishing my edges with sandpaper.

6. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be unjust!

7. With dead vines and old trees, crows, air-conditioned wifi and watermelon, Ge You's same sofa, I will lie there as the sun sets.

8. No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one boy's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the boys' dormitory can put out the entire floor.

9. There is no difficulty that I cannot overcome.

10. Two lovers are chatting. The woman asked: Dear, people say that women in love will become stupid. Do you think I am stupid? Affectionate man: Silly, you are so stupid, how could I think you are stupid?

11. If you don’t tell secrets, how much does this mutton skewer cost?

12. An old man fainted as soon as he got on the bus. As a conductor, I couldn't just sit back and watch. I tried my best to revive the old man and asked him to pay for the ticket.