What jokes did the warlords play in China's modern history?

Han Fuju (189165438+1October 25th-193865438+1October 24th) was born in Dongtai Village, Ba County (now Bazhou City). Military general of the Republic of China, one of the thirteen Taibao under Feng Yuxiang. Born in a scholarly family, 19 years old left home to make a living in Kanto, and then joined the military camp. He made a fortune in fighting and was proficient in writing and ink. He fought bloody battles all the way in the Northern Expedition, and was the first Northern Expedition general to lead an army to fight at the gates of Beijing. At that time, people called him "Flying General". Later, he took refuge in Chiang Kai-shek and became an army general of the Kuomintang. In War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, because he didn't fight, he gave up Jinan and plotted against Chiang Kai-shek. Chiang Kai-shek was shot in Wuchang on the charge of "disobeying orders and retreating without authorization" and ordered the whole country.

Han Fuju, Chairman of Shandong Province, occupied Shandong in about 20 years of the Republic of China. In less than ten years, countless people died at his hands. Whether he has committed a crime depends on whether he is happy when he asks about the case. That one said: Asking questions is a matter for the judicial department. Han Fuju is the chairman of the province. How can he be responsible for asking questions? Hey, although he is illiterate and doesn't know how to fight big battles, he still pays attention to military affairs, politics, finance, culture and justice! Ask yourself a case every day, if you are happy to catch up with him when you ask questions, how many charges can you release on the spot; If you are not happy to catch up with him, it will be bad luck. What does he think of your embarrassment? Even if you pee in the alley, he can give eight words: if you pee anywhere, you should be shot! Hey, it's dead! He asked a special case. He didn't ask about three, five, ten and eight cases until he collected 180 cases. It's called bang! Although there is a loud noise, there are still differences: some are released and some are killed. As for which one to kill, he didn't say, so he made a signal. What is the secret? Brush your beard. If he brushes his beard on the left, let the prisoner stand on the left and ask about the case.

Some people are all released; If he brushes the beard of his right hand and makes the prisoner stand on his right hand, these people will all die when the case is over! Look, what is this idea? So it's hard to say who's in trouble. Not only the prisoner, but also the people who work for him. On one occasion, his chief of staff, Changsha Job, sent a small orderly to send a letter to Han Fuju, just as Han Fuju wanted to ask a question. The little orderly shouted, "Report, Chairman Han, your letter." (Shandong accent) "I see, stand there and wait!" (at the same time stroking the beard on the right) When you finish asking about the case, find the little orderly who delivered the letter. It's gone. Han Fuju wondered, "Hey, where is the person who sent me the letter just now?"

"If you go back to Chairman Han, you will have been killed."

"Shoot, why shoot?"

"Back to you, when you were talking to him just now, we saw you stroking your right beard."

Wow! Han Fuju listened to the music: "Ha ha, that's interesting. This boy deserves to die! In fact, I was tickling instead of stroking my beard just now? "