Jokes related to spring (short stories)

It is warm today. I'll rob the bank with you, and I'll get the gold. You take the money, I secretly dial 1 10, the police take me home and take you to the police station, I eat steamed bread at home, you eat fists at the police station, I eat popsicles at home, you eat electric batons at the police station, I eat melon seeds at home, you eat bullets at the police station, my melon seeds are finished, and your life is over.