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Give the dog away.

202 1,11On the afternoon of October 26th, because the female neighbor next door to the west was in menopause, she was idle at home, saying that our dog affected our life and took friends to her yard to enjoy flowers, so she provoked us with all kinds of despicable means: first, she threw water on my feet, and then secretly put the clothes rack in our yard. Finally, he was publicly scolded in front of us for about four months. Finally, I couldn't bear to fight back! I always thought she was old, so I tried to give up. I found that such people were pushing their luck more and more and calling names more and more, so I hit her back hard!

However, I still don't want to go bad, so I asked my husband to find a dog lover in his hometown to send him away.

Our dog's name is black bean. I moved to this house four months ago, because a man looked at the house from the window outside the yard at night, and my husband was not on duty at home, which scared me to close the door. Finally, I found a puppy at the University of Mining and Technology with the help of my neighbor's elder sister, and I came to the nursing home to look after it, so I had the courage.

I still remember a weekend in May, 20 16, when I rode an electric car and took my son to my neighbor's house, the owner took the bitch away for dinner. My son and I walked quietly to the kennel and saw a litter of puppies lying together to keep warm. At this time, a little dog with black head and black brain opened his eyes and looked up from his nest. I immediately picked him up, who gave him the first hug, me. Put it in a bucket prepared in advance, get on the electric car with my son and set off. Because the dog owner specially told me to walk fast and avoid the bitch, or I would be bitten by the bitch! We left in different directions, and my son was overjoyed to hold the bucket, but a black dog hummed all the way, as if calling for his mother, which broke my heart and my son heard the puppy's pleading cry! He said, mom, it cries pitifully, as if begging us to let it go! We should take good care of it.

? I remember the first day we went home, we prepared cowshed milk powder for it, hahaha, it was a bit high-end, and the little guy actually drank it with relish. With pancakes, it won't eat. I like dogs, but I can't stand the smell of dogs. Mao Mao, especially when he was a child, was bitten by a dog and chased by a dog, and he still has a lingering fear. Finally, he put it in the air-conditioned storage room outside the house and made a nest for it with old cotton wool. But it loves to crawl. Two days later, I forgot to close the balcony, and the little thing suddenly let out a cry of "Ow" in the middle of the night. My son and I quickly opened the door and found that there were no small black beans! I quickly opened the door and saw the little thing fall into the pond in the yard and struggle! I picked it up and went to the bathroom. The water in Xuzhou in May is still cold and shivering. I looked up and stared at me with pathetic eyes. I turned on the hot air, poured a basin of warm water, put it in the basin, washed it, wrapped it in my old yellow down jacket and held it in my arms to keep warm. It took about half an hour before it stopped shaking and began to climb out of its nest. My son and I were lucky to stay in the house for one night.

Later, there were many companions.

Once it was going to rain, so I took it out for a walk. As a result, I saw the car in the way, so I tied it to a tree temporarily. I was afraid that someone would take it away, so I tied it well until I moved the car. Go home and find the dog gone! I was so scared that I searched in the rain for more than 20 minutes. I was disappointed. I was about to be trained by my husband when I found the wet little black bean squatting at the door of the unit! My heart warmed up in an instant and tears flowed out. We often laugh at the little black beans that don't know home, but they actually know the door.

? However, after six years, I gave it to someone else today. I sent it to my yard in tears. I repeatedly touched Blackie's head, and tears fell involuntarily. Fortunately, I have a mask to cover up my gaffes ... My husband and Xiaohei talked for a long time, about ten minutes. When he came out, I saw that his eyes were wet. The others had cried several times last night. ...

I couldn't stop crying in the shower on the night of the 27th. I took a nap at noon on the 28th, dreaming that black beans ran to the door wearing shoes. I let out a scream and woke up with nothing. ...