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The answers to 50 strange stories

1, A: A man's all abilities are not based on his age, but on his life span. This lady will be 5 1 years old in five minutes, and there will be 15 minutes before the next stop. That is to say, in the next five minutes, everyone on board will die in a major train accident.

2.a: She jumped directly from the building 1 1 and died before his eyes.

3. A: If the family hadn't got off the bus at that time, the bus wouldn't have stopped to delay some time, and it wouldn't have just been hit by a falling stone.

That woman killed her child with her own hands.

5. A: The vagrant's ability is to see "the last thing others eat". Did he say "person" to someone at first?

6. A: When the protagonist mentioned in the article came home, the door was locked, but it was not locked in the morning, indicating that the intruder was at home at this time.

7. A: At first, the "still moving" child fell asleep in the next scene because his wife forced him to drink too many sleeping pills. His wife reminded the protagonist that he forgot to tidy the rope hanging around his neck. This is a subjective narrative of a family committing suicide with their children.

8. A: The head of the female "person" who leans her head on the protagonist's shoulder is broken.

9. Answer: Everyone wears the same hat, which means that no one's hat has fallen off, which means that the original owner of the hat that fell off has been eaten by the lion.

10, A: Before and after the dividing line in this paper, the narrative protagonists are different. The front part is the protagonist at the beginning, and the back part is the fat man. After the fat man went out, he fainted against the door, which made the protagonist in the previous paragraph unable to get out at all, while the old uncle in the bathhouse only found the fat man with heatstroke, which means that the protagonist in the previous paragraph is still in the sauna room at this time.

1 1. A: There is no baby who can eat candy balls just a few months after birth. What really killed my brother was the young and ignorant (or knowledgeable) protagonist at that time.

12, a: Note the date of the last entry in the diary, indicating that this article was written in a leap year. However, during the six years (1898- 1904) when the protagonist married his wife, only 1904 was a leap year, that is to say, the wife who should have died with her daughter the year before last was still the protagonist.

Note: the formula of leap year is: when the current year is not an integer of 100, the leap year is a multiple of 4; When the year is in the whole hundred hours, the leap year is a multiple of 400, and the leap year is a multiple of 100, so there is no leap year (back to the normal year). So 1900 is not a leap year.

In addition, although it is not written in the original annotation, its deeper implication should be that the ship of the wife and daughter is difficult to be planned by the protagonist (for insurance money and so on), and only the daughter may be killed, while the surviving (or not) unrecognizable wife quietly returns to seclusion, ready to take revenge on the protagonist (the second diary begins).

13, A: Bai Weiling is a patient with multiple personalities, and her mother was killed by her other personality. That note was written by her mother to her father. The spelling should be: "Run, Dad, Bai Weiling? I lost my mind. " When you call your father the queen of beauty, the question mark on the note indicates that uncertainty is increased by the inherent personality of beauty.

Note: In Japanese families with minor children, mothers usually address their husbands as children.

14, a: I said from the beginning that there is no sense of smell and taste in my dream. Why can I feel "intense blood"? Obviously, the reason is that the protagonist confuses dreams and sleepwalking, and confuses the person (brother) who sleeps next to him.

15. A: From the first step to the third step, there is no second explanation of "opening your eyes", that is to say, you have to close your eyes and directly perform the first and second steps before you can open your eyes. The protagonist has mistakenly implemented step 3 before step 2.

16, A: A girl [mother] was imprisoned in that empty [house] in the forest by [man, mother's trainer] when she was very young. She has never been in contact with the world inside the house and is isolated from the world (many birds live in it).

She has been forced to have sex by that man, who will bring her some supplies, and she also gets happiness from sex, so she is actually looking forward to the arrival of that man.

Strange days appeared in the diary because she knew nothing about calendars. The days are dictated to her by the man every time he comes home, and the strange days are because the man doesn't come often, and sometimes he doesn't come after a long time, so she just adds the days day by day, but she doesn't know that she is going to enter the month ... but the concept of days is something that men must know. As described below, she slowly entered adolescence. The man found that she began to menstruate. He lied to her in order not to get pregnant. The day M comes is "Christmas (red)". Santa Claus (the man) will visit her and bring gifts (such as candy and men's * *). Every 28 days is a "Christmas" (normal menstrual cycle), in order to facilitate men to do it themselves during the "safe period". The girl misunderstood that every 28 days must be "Christmas", but she didn't know that "Christmas" was triggered by her menstruation, and the actual menstrual date was not fixed ... Under the influence of her "lying about Christmas" and the fact that men simply guessed menstruation by day, her chances of pregnancy gradually increased. ....

/kloc-The man came in May of 0/6 (or the man came before May 16, and 16 added it himself) for the purpose of * *

May 17 (herself+1) is the "Christmas" in her heart, but the man didn't come, and neither did M, because she was pregnant.

18 (self+2) In May, when the man didn't come, she felt that the man's * * was still in her body, but she didn't know what to do (where to put the gift).

On September 33, this man was here in September. She added n days by herself and didn't show up until the 33 rd. She began to feel the life in her stomach, her body began to change, and the time of delivery began to approach.

In February of 65438+65, the man came in February of 65438+65, but the man knew that she was pregnant, and things were out of control. The man decided not to go back to the house, waiting for her and the life in her stomach (the girl in the article) to starve to death in the house, and the man had not come for at least a month ... In the case of insufficient materials, the food was running out. In order to save her life, 65438+February 65 days passed, and she successfully escaped from the house. She walked into the city. People naturally feel strange when they see that she is only twelve or thirteen, but she is pregnant, weak and pale (countless people have strange faces).

Finally, the mother and daughter were rescued and the daughter grew up sensible. Mother put the diary back in the house, took her to the forest, led her into the house to read it, and let her know the truth ... (This ending can explain why the diary appeared in the empty house for no reason).

17, I committed suicide. After reincarnation, "I" found that my father was still him ... reincarnated and invested in his own home.

18, my brother just committed suicide, and my sister killed my parents.

19. The deliveryman doesn't go to the third floor to ask for the address. He asked for "I" because the sender was "I". Why use express delivery so close? ...

20. What the girl saw outside the window was a murderer, and the bloody clothes = Santa's red clothes.

Her parents and herself were killed.