Funny words to flirt with girls

Humorous words to tease a girl

Humorous words to tease a girl have been popular since ancient times. To tease a girl is more than just thinking about it. The important thing is to master the skills. Humor can quickly bring you closer. The distance between you and her can also be a good pavement for future interactions, and the girl will become more and more fond of you. Share the following humorous words to flirt with girls. Humorous quotes to tease girls 1

1. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so upright?

2. May you be lost all your life and still come to me.

3. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the window and I just want you.

4. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

5. Do you know that no one touches my heartstrings like you?

6. Meeting you is the most beautiful accident for me.

7. I miss you very much at this moment, please take care of yourself for me.

8. I am really carefree and like you every day and every person.

9. I said that when I can’t see you, that’s when I feel loneliest.

10. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn’t dislike you, I will run to you.

11. The snowflakes are coming, but my heart is still empty. Are you coming?

12. If you feel unhappy, just bully me as much as you want. Anyway, I like you very much.

13. As long as you are always by my side, other things are no longer important.

14. I found out that you are a photo scammer, because you look much better in person than in the photos.

15. I dreamed of you last night. I don’t know if you missed me or I missed you.

16. Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes.

17. Do you know what I cherish most? It is the first word of this sentence.

18. Can we sublimate our revolutionary friendship?

19. Wait for me. I will wash my hair first and then I will love you.

20. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage. Humorous words to tease girls 2

1.

“Have you ever studied magic?”

“No.”

"Then why are you becoming more and more beautiful?"

2.

"Don't believe men's lies easily."

"For example?"

“For example, I don’t like you.”

3.

“You are so good at teasing, have you teased many people?”

"Yes."

"I knew it."

"I have flirted with many people, they are: cute you, cold you, long-haired you, short-haired you You, my deskmate."

4.

"You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen."

"What about the first? ”

“The number one is my girlfriend.”

“Aren’t you single?”

“So you are willing to be my girlfriend and be the number one.” A good-looking girl?”

5.

“Do you have a lighter?”

“No.”

“Then you. How did it ignite my heart? ”

6.

“Do you smell burning?”

“No, it’s burning. "

"It's my heart burning with love for you. "

7.

'' Don't you think we are similar? ''

　What does '' look like? ''

'' Husband and wife look like each other.

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8.

"Do you know the difference between you and the stars?"

"The stars are in the sky, and I am in your heart."

"No, there are countless stars in the sky, but you are unique to me."

"Can you be here? Fool me once on April Fool’s Day?”

“Okay.”

“Do you like me?”

10.

"Let me ask you a question, which one of your parents, mom, sister, brother, or husband is not related to you by blood?"

"Husband."

"Hey~ my wife is so smart."

11.

“I want to tan my skin.”

“Why?”

“Because I can I’m protecting you secretly.”

“Haha, what’s on my mind?”

“No, I only have you in my heart, not what’s on my mind.”

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“You’ve gone too far.”

“Why have I gone too far?”

“Too beautiful.”

“I’ve gone too far too. ."

"Why are you going too far?"

"Excessive obsession."

"People like you. It should be posted on Taobao.”

“Huh?”

“Because you are my baby.”

14.

"Do you want to make your parents happy?"

"Yes."

"Take me home if you want."

15.

“You look very much like a relative of mine.”

“Who do you look like?”

“You look like my mother’s daughter-in-law.” Flirting humor Words 3

A collection of humorous love quotes for flirting with girls:

1. If you don’t cherish me now, I tell you, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

2. "You look very much like a relative of mine" "Who do you look like?" "My mother's son-in-law"

3. You must have been drinking carbonated drinks in your last life, right? Otherwise, why would I feel so happy when I see you?

4. If the routine has tricked you, I’m really sorry, I did it on purpose.

5. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear: "There is no escape."

6. Can I call you you? This way I can keep you in mind.

7. Didn’t your mother teach you courtesy? I like you, you have to be with me.

8. Give you a piece of life advice: "I suggest you stay with me."

9. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "Dogs" "Woof woof woof"

10. How do you pronounce the words "little brother" (dear)?

11. It's great to see you soon. Where? In my dream.

12. "I still like you very much like the spicy strips I ate when I was a kid.

13. Brother, did you drop this brick?

14. You look like my boyfriend

15. I want to use beautiful words to coax you, but after thinking about it, you are the most beautiful one.

16. I don’t want to make progress, but I miss you.

17. I don’t like this world, I only like you.

18. I am more afraid of your sadness than the darkness and ghosts. Frown.

19. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.

20. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard. Prepare to support me in the future.

21. If a tiger doesn’t show off its power, just treat me as my boyfriend!

22. Be my boyfriend. If it works, then agree. If not, I will think of another way.

23. You are the joy of youth, even if you read it backwards.

24. The circle of friends you have liked is called donuts.

25. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.

26. It would be nice to be with me when you sleep in spring without waking up.

27. Being attentive for nothing means I like you very much.

28. The only way to relieve my worries is to hug you.

29. The spring breeze is ten miles away, it is worse than we are together.

30. I want you to read the first three words of my paragraph.