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Not everyone has that ability.

Well, girls are cute when they are dirty! This has almost become the cognition of the earth people. So as a witch, ah, no, it's feminine filth. In fact, this seems to be something you can't be ashamed of, but you can be proud of. Well, I still can't change my narcissism, but I believe that if I love you, Meng Mu will continue to love me. People who don't love me still won't love. Then simply don't force it!

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In fact, pollution, in the final analysis, is nothing more than a little thing between men and women. What you know is pollution, and what you know is purity. But is this really the case?

Not necessarily!

In this network age, the question that you can know the answer by asking Du Niang can no longer be called a question. So in other words, if you know too little or nothing about physiological knowledge, I'm afraid it can't be called purity, but ignorance.

For example, my gay friends told me a story. A 28-year-old female doctor and a 30-year-old male doctor naively thought that as long as a man and a woman slept in the same bed and did nothing else, they could get pregnant. However, the female doctor has never been pregnant, so the two agreed that there must be something wrong with one of them, so they went to the hospital together and the outcome was expected.

Maybe normal people, like you and me, all know why the woman in the story is not pregnant. And if according to some people's logic, we know that these physiological knowledge is even dirty, then there are many polluters among us. This little story may be exaggerated, but if sex is blindly taboo, it is completely normal for such a thing to happen.

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Not everyone has that ability.

This "dirty" is not the kind of reproductive organs that greet people's parents or ancestors for eighteen generations, nor is it the kind of vulgar swearing.

But with culture and temperament, the so-called civilization pollution. In other words, our conversation may be colorful, but it is still elegant. Only we can get each other's points and then smile at each other with understanding eyes. For example. At the dinner table, everyone drank three rounds and the atmosphere became lively. During the dinner, someone suggested telling some colorful jokes or jokes to liven up the atmosphere. So someone responded immediately. The person who responded said that Confucius traveled eastward. The others immediately understood what he meant, and then everyone smiled tacitly.

Some things are not beautiful when they are made clear.

For another example, young couples have been changing nicknames, implicitly showing their love, girls changing "clear shadows" and boys changing "dancing"; Girls become "coral" and boys become "compound"; Girls change "River Map" and boys change "Qingming"; Girls change "Yuan" and boys change "Long River Falling in Yen"; Girls change to "wood depth" and boys change to "city spring" accordingly; Later, the young couple quarreled, and the girl changed her nickname to WeChat, and she also changed it to "Big Carving". In order to make her happy, her boyfriend kept in sync as always, and changed her nickname to WeChat and changed it to "Bow".

Then, you are in a fog, because you don't know what the young couple are playing charades. And if you know some poetry, (dance to find the shadow; Compound grass coral; Riverside map on Qingming Festival; The long river sets the yen; Spring turns green again, trees and grass turn green, and bows and arrows shoot eagles! Then I will soon understand that in fact, young couples are expressing gracefully that what they do with their loved ones is a very happy and happy thing.

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Dirty is a social standard.

In this era, we no longer admire "Bai Lianhua". If it is too pure, it is called "left" and green tea. Therefore, just like swearing without dirty words, dirty but not yellow has become a new goal pursued by social experts. Because this kind of pollution tests the art of speaking.

In particular, some intellectuals who pretend to be intellectuals feel that foul language has lowered their level. Therefore, saying "foul" to this group requires superb speaking skills. In other words, pay attention to the wording, "you can be romantic, but refuse indecent, accept ridicule, but hate harassment"! This is also an important boundary between pollution and obscenity.

A real master is someone who can hide "selling filth" under the premise of avoiding foul language, so that the listener can exert his imagination and experience the fun. You know, we China people have a long tradition of concealment, and this atmosphere of not telling the truth is very interesting because of its mystery and ambiguity.

Of course, if you don't have such superb skills, then I suggest you don't look ugly, otherwise you will really gain a lot of health balls and destroy your image.

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Regarding "pollution", it has actually existed since ancient times and is popular at home and abroad.

The most typical is literary works. For example, Yuan Zhen, our great poet in the Tang Dynasty (that is, the person who wrote "Once the sea is difficult for water, it will always be amber") wrote "Thirty Rhymes of True Poetry".

The whole poem is as follows:

The moonlight shone through the curtains, and the fluorescence was blue. The distant day began, and the low trees gradually became lush.

Dragons blow quite Chu, while phoenix songs blow wells. Fog hangs in the sky and the breeze surrounds it.

The crimson festival follows the golden mother, and the cloud embraces Yu Zi. The deeper people are, the quieter they are, and the rain will fall in the morning.

The pearls are bright and elegant, and the flowers are brightly embroidered. Baochai travels Cai Feng and Luo Kui covers Danhong.

From Yaohuapu, I'm going to Bidi Palace. Because I travel to the north of Licheng, I occasionally go to Songjiadong.

At the beginning of the play, the tune is slightly decisive and tender. When cicadas move, jade dust will cover them.

Turn around and go to bed. Yuanyang cross-neck dance, emerald acacia cage.

Eyebrows are often shy, and lips are warmer and more harmonious. The air is clear and blue, the skin is moist as jade and muscular.

The wrist is not small, but I can't move my heart, but I like to bow my head. Beads of sweat, loose hair.

Fang Xi was in the Millennium, but I was poor for five nights. The stay is limited and it is difficult to end.

The slow face is full of sadness, and the words swear. The gift ring is clear and harmonious, and so is the knot.

The crow powder flows through the mirror, and the residual light surrounds the dark worm. Huaguang is still here, and Xu is getting better and better.

The police ride home, and the flute sings. The smell of clothes is still dyed with musk deer, and the pillow is still red.

The power is near the pond grass, fluttering and thinking. Su Qin complained about the crane and looked back at Hong.

The sea is vast and sincere, and the sky is high and not easy to rush. Nowhere to go, Shaw History is in this building.

I won't elaborate on what it means, old drivers, I can understand.

However, when it comes to "pollution" in the west, Shakespeare's skill is superb.

Give an example: (often used example)

Puns are often used to express sexual organs in Shakespeare's plays. Like in Romeo and Juliet? Ah, Romeo, she is, she is. An open arsenic, or you apopp' rin' pear. "O is actually a pun, meaning women's private parts. Imagine, when a dramatist with ulterior motives "O" twice on the stage, isn't that a scene of a dissolute joke played by Shakespeare?

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Nowadays, the behavior of female drivers without saying a word "racing" even makes many male drivers feel ashamed.

However, a female driver "drives" and can't stop. The most typical example is the small S flying solo now. Cai Kangyong once helped her brake, but at least there was no big mistake. Now, as a middle-aged woman in transition, this is her true colors, but it is also the place where she is criticized. Because the scale is difficult to grasp, there are many criticisms.

It can be seen that being a civilized dirty woman is not an easy task, just like the devil, it needs to be cultivated.

As for my own words, I admit that my tolerance is relatively large, probably because I have more contacts with various people. I can respect many seemingly wonderful views, including all kinds of large-scale dialogues. Small pollution is good for feelings, while big pollution hurts the body (kidney). Let's cherish it when it is dirty.

Good morning, I'm Coke.