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Funny version of the three-character classic
Know less, play on behalf of! The incisor died miserably!
Shut your mouth, I know ugly! Big eyes, studious and bad!
Wet eyes, play melancholy! I can't hear you clearly. Pretend to be innocent!
Blow into the water, whatever you say! Laugh and ride, release poisonous snakes!
Riding jelly coffee to play with girls! Sample drop, let the dog chase!
Strange, die fast! At night? Crazy glue flower!
Eyes bright, waiting for the sky! The weather is crisp, dress people!
If there is, there is no epilepsy! If I had known, there would have been no beggars!
I don't know if it's ugly, but I have peas! Epilepsy, I don't know death!
Shut up and drool! Too much saliva and no urine!
Take advantage of your illness and naked your life! Shrimp, arrest and sell!
Get up in the big house, uncle! Can't read, play doctor!
Posture and posture, environment! No, it's the whole scar!
Win a candy, lose a factory! Win the cover, lose the car!
Press your feet and wait for an appointment! Lazy and obsessed, poor thing!
Learn to guess, cousin Gou! Fine lines, just for people!
Little girl, no tongue! Han ju, eat fried piles!
Hard bones, eat dirt! Make a bet and be in high spirits!
Three short of one is worse than begging! Shake hands, good friend!
Remember it and step on it!
At the beginning of life is full of jokes, riding a poisonous snake, but it is easy to learn bad when it is out of stock.
Dress up as busy, with wet eyes and melancholy, and play with your mouth less.
If I had known, I would not have been a beggar. Early in the morning, I knew that the third grade T, the stool boy took the lead in laughing with the ticket.
If you don't bury your hands everywhere and leave early in the morning, you can get some training and help.
There is not much feeling in the fog, no washing, no posture, no deal, relying on strength,
In 789, he drank hard bones and ate the earth, but lacked money to peck at real silver.
It's easy to be sure that money will stay, loss will panic and harm neighbors, and anger will be better than begging.
Teng Teng Teng shook the bachelor's luck and went back to the store, but the second boy found nothing and used it casually as a secret book.
Winning a candy factory and winning a car is not as important as learning early.
It is irresponsible to spend a lot of time around PINKRAY, and Sun is not going to give a long gift curry coffee to play with his sister.
Frequent desperate, posturing, posturing, environment, and people waiting around for birth, illness and death.
I don't want to bury a lot of things, and I don't want to let go of the opposite sex, inhumanity and mistakes.
Lipu has chest hair and long hand hair, and has a strong sexual desire. It's pathetic to pretend to be innocent and lazy.
Eat your own, smelly, uncertain, and wait for the sun to shine.
No trial, no pain, no secret fishing, not enough class to hold two stalls and wake up the old man,
Walk fast, walk well, the world has no nose, and the heartless prawn with a big belly is thinner than shit.
The background is not difficult, there is a history of eating quali, and $ number of them have tattoos. Healthy people have scars.
Dark call, dragging your fingers with your face, riding a horse for ten times.
Well, it's more difficult to change than the second or third line, and it doesn't hurt to play with your fingers.
White and clean, sexually transmitted diseases are scary and dizzy, and you don't wipe your mouth when you vomit.
I don't know how to die, and I don't wash my worries. I traveled across the ocean to win friends around me.
At the beginning of the Internet, sexual misconduct, ARPANET, was the Cold War. If you don't need it, sex is dynamic and the laboratory is connected. Hackers used to love learning, only for fame, not for money. Try again and again, work day and night, and the Internet finally appeared. The essence of the Internet is equality, freedom and anonymity. Wear a mask and walk online. Nobody knows you are a dog. Although the text is rough and unreasonable, it can't be seen on the Internet. Internet surfers, known as net worms, come in different sizes. The highest level is prawns. If you don't understand, ask him. Wait a minute, it's shrimp. Build a home page and have a home. Novice, called novice, has a low level and a good attitude. Online communication, a netizen, addicted to chatting, don't want to leave. When the netizen saw it, he called his face pinched, and he didn't want him after drinking. It is a girl. Send it home. Let's talk about it later. Online thinking, offline hope, a few days, become online dating. Talking about online dating is controversial and lucky, saying its benefits, knowing it soon, being easy to understand, being happy and sweet to meet; Fool, talk about its disadvantages, do things for life, play games, and abandon it at first. Latecomers should be vigilant. Big and complete, it is a portal, from cradle to grave. Small and complete, called vertical, no need, do not know each other. Sell things, call e-commerce, and deliver goods to your door. Don't panic. Managers at different levels perform their duties. CEO, executive officer, with great power and wide management. Chief operating officer, operating officer, a thousand things, one shoulder. CFO, in charge of finance, relies on him to pave the way for wealth. Cao is in charge of art, and it is not cool to stand without him. Overseas students, returning from overseas, have a nickname, called turtle. Write plans, invest, recruit people and build companies. In the office building, the lights are brightly lit, and hundreds of people are busy. Design, edit, write programs and do special projects. Rich people will be angry, and in February and March, the website will be published. Advertising and attention are very important for the success of the website. Paint the car body, paste the tunnel, advertisers, clap your hands and laugh. For a time, the website took off, pulling banners and blowing bubbles. Mass media, network depends, network is built, and the god of wealth arrives. Everyone is talented, websites jump, wallets drum, and girls are around. Many writers boast that the internet is wonderful, but who says not, old hat? Consortium, platoon leader, if you dare to sell, I dare to take it. New economy, new model, high risk, high income. Looking forward to mergers and acquisitions, looking forward to listing, willing to persist, will win. Money is like running water, flowing eastward. If you don't believe it, it will break. Burn money, hype, fight for money, be lenient than lenient. Rose dream, tell the truth, I will live a rich life. Suddenly, one day, the money was so urgent that I couldn't make up my monthly salary. Investors, retreat together, still owe, utilities. Layoffs, monthly salary cuts, making waves, tears touching towels. Plop, website down, embroidered pillows, grass all over the floor. Entrepreneurs, give up running, take Boeing and go west. The once brilliant internet stocks rose in value overnight. The dream is just right, the night is long, who wants to, pillow tube. When the bubble bursts and the myth ends, it is easier to shout than to make money. The stock price fell, investors complained, the stock was thrown away, and the world was in chaos. Junk stock, annoying, CEO, running around, changing fast, CFO, not eating, Cao, cheating elsewhere, miserable, slow voice. Winter is coming, and spring is not far away. You sing and I'll start. Later, unconvinced, they played gongs and started another scene. Talking about broadband, wireless, new games and new concepts. Survivor, smile, my opponent is dead, I'll go first. I'm in a hurry if I don't make money. This new advertisement is as big as a seat. Yi Meier, there is a charge, netizens, don't blame it. The west wind is evil and the market is thin. Sorry, I want to live. It's easy to be a net worm. I'm not surprised. The flowers are gorgeous, the grass is green, and the water laughs in the west wind. After getting drunk, write this, online version, three-character classic!
In the early days of the Internet, people were good at typing and chatting. Play games, go to forums, watch news and send emails. Speak with words, speak with voice, pour some water and sprinkle some salt. Internet access, leisure at home, internet cafes, units. Enter the famous network, visit small stations, and go online every day without interruption. Talking openly, seeing everyone and whispering are sweet in my heart. After a long time, the mentality has changed, mask, unrequited love. Daydreaming at will, relying on the senses, piling up words and playing with language. With the screen name, it is impossible to tell the difference, and it is difficult to guess men and women. Pay attention to ID, good name, nonsense, casual talk. Bluffing, cheating and lying are very annoying. QQ chat, phone chat, and then develop. Let's meet. Make an appointment, chat, coffee shop, bar. Have some tea and a meal. It's already midnight when you speak. Love, because congenial, become friends, also see more. Take a bath, swim, fly kites and go hiking. Go to the movies, go bowling, sing and have some fun. A few people become beautiful women, and most people become blue women. Some people, very simple, some people, really annoying. What's more, once upon a time, I vomited and never appeared again. When you meet a dinosaur, you die. It is a frog. Awkward. There are beautiful women, electricity and handsome men. I like them very much. Thinking every day, looking forward to every night, full of energy, wishful thinking. Virtual network, real people, face to face. Outlook on life, world outlook, different people, the gap is hanging. Lack of mind, complicated purpose, using emotions, trying to cheat money. Play tricks and eventually abandon chaos. Today, Li Si and San. When it comes to dry wood, they burn each other. One-night stands are not new. Get to know each other quickly, meet each other happily, have a short passion and be fresh for three days. All netizens, whose surnames are ominous, are not asked, and they are safe. Private network, many and complete, building a network, very simple. A little money, tens of thousands of dollars, servers, administrators. Recruit netizens, do publicity, set up bamboo, and hold forums. Multi-column, full membership, chat room, microcomputer management. Someone is making noise, patting bricks, bragging and chatting. Network management is chaotic, moderators are busy, and stories will be told later. Advertising, sponsorship, a little effort, also make money. Write originality, talk about online dating, tell jokes and post. Watching movies, MP3, with download, is very convenient. Some people love to laugh, are always online, are addicted to chatting and show off. More singles, more divorces and more separations are all reasons. Typists, there are fast and slow, and the three-character classics are endless. If you are interested, continue to add, talk about surfing the Internet, and talk about tomorrow.
At the beginning of life, when you are in love, you always fail and don't know love. Please go away, afraid of being hurt, don't come over, get up and welcome love, please come again. When you are in love, relax, be narrow-minded, uncomfortable, spend flowers on the roadside, don't pick them, be loyal to your feelings, don't complain, don't cheat, don't love, let go, you don't love, someone loves. Hurting feelings is a trivial matter. Losing love is not worth it. If you want to leave, say goodbye. Nowadays, no one loves, not surprising, single, no big deal, no wife, just comfortable. If you want to love, don't be helpless. Please wait, love will come, lovers, others will chase you, please go away. When he sees it, don't get me wrong, just strange, don't be in a daze.
At the beginning of the group, it was naturally good to type and chat.
Fight landlords, chat and make friends. See you in the video.
Send expressions, send pictures, fall in love and fight for first love.
Beauty, rarity, ugliness, electricity.
Meet, eat, and whoever pays the bill is willing.
Lots of friends, a little messy. It is difficult to match these figures.
Identify the screen name, read the information, check the records and think about the past.
My heart is restless, my hands are not annoyed, and I chat every day, morning and evening.
Spending money on the internet, consuming emotions, like work, does not make money.
Practice diving, play lightning, pull strings and build a group.
Joining the group is more convenient, saves telephone bills and is easy to manage.
Call new friends and old friends, establish group rules and establish forums.
Administrator, very powerful, dishonest, practicing by legs.
Too many people will be confused, and those who complain will have to take care of it.
Sad, the most dangerous, wrong kick, not easy.
Popular, banquet, one system at a time, 50 yuan.
Old friends, top, new friends, signature
In the early days of the Internet, people were good at typing and chatting. Play games, go to forums, watch news and send emails. Speak with words, speak with voice, pour some water and sprinkle some salt. Internet access, leisure at home, internet cafes, units. Enter the famous network, visit small stations, and go online every day without interruption. Talking openly, seeing everyone and whispering are sweet in my heart. After a long time, the mentality has changed, mask, unrequited love. Daydreaming at will, relying on the senses, piling up words and playing with language. With the screen name, it is impossible to tell the difference, and it is difficult to guess men and women. Pay attention to ID, good name, nonsense, casual talk. Bluffing, cheating and lying are very annoying. QQ chat, phone chat, and then develop. Let's meet.
Make an appointment, chat, coffee shop, bar. Have some tea and a meal. It's already midnight when you speak. Love, because congenial, become friends, also see more. Take a bath, swim, fly kites and go hiking. Go to the movies, go bowling, sing and have some fun. A few people become beautiful women, and most people become blue women.
Some people, very simple, some people, really annoying. What's more, once upon a time, I vomited and never appeared again. When you meet a dinosaur, you die. It is a frog. Awkward. There are beautiful women, electricity and handsome men. I like them very much. Thinking every day, looking forward to every night, full of energy, wishful thinking. Virtual network, real people, face to face.
Outlook on life, world outlook, different people, the gap is hanging. Lack of mind, complicated purpose, using emotions, trying to cheat money. Play tricks and eventually abandon chaos. Today, Li Si and San. When it comes to dry wood, they burn each other. One-night stands are not new. Get to know each other quickly, meet each other happily, have a short passion and be fresh for three days. All netizens, whose surnames are ominous, are not asked, and they are safe.
Private network, many and complete, building a network, very simple. A little money, tens of thousands of dollars, servers, administrators. Recruit netizens, do publicity, set up bamboo, and hold forums. Multi-column, full membership, chat room, microcomputer management. Someone is making noise, patting bricks, bragging and chatting. Network management is chaotic, moderators are busy, and stories will be told later. Advertising, sponsorship, a little effort, also make money.
Write originality, talk about online dating, tell jokes and post. Watching movies, MP3, with download, is very convenient. Some people love to laugh, are always online, are addicted to chatting and show off. More singles, more divorces and more separations are all reasons. Typists, there are fast and slow, and the three-character classics are endless. If you are interested, continue to add, talk about surfing the Internet, and talk about tomorrow.
Well, there are various versions. If you don't choose me, I have nothing to say. ..........
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