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The hottest thing in sports in China recently, even in society. It must be a football commentator. Feng Xiaoting and Gong Hanlin changed from spitting at each other to a stubborn event. As mentioned earlier, when Gong Hanlin attended the CPPCC meeting, the proposal was to improve the treatment of the national advanced model workers. The general content of his whole speech is as follows. He said: the model workers are completely dedicated to everyone, to their families and to the country when it is most needed. Comparatively speaking, those corrupt officials are greedy for tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of yuan. There is also the proliferation of entertainment circles. Those stars have earned tens of millions and are still evading taxes. Let's look at some industries, such as a football team, which has an annual income of 3 million, 5 million or even10 million, and can't score goals on the court. This is a complete disgrace to China people.

Then Feng Xiaoting, the former captain of the national football team, responded on social software that he would retire and give way to Gong Hanlin. Weibo, a football commentator (hereinafter referred to as the football commentator), responded and posted a video response on social platforms, bluntly calling the national football team a disgrace. The national football team doesn't need your support. If you are embarrassed, get out. These people are all ball blind. During the period, the words were very intense and the emotions were very exciting. Captain Feng also sent a thousand words in response. Later, Teacher Gong responded with a video, saying that although he is not a football practitioner, he can understand the score (national football 1: 3 Vietnam match). Then, a football commentator responded again with a relaxed mood. If there are any cross-industry players who swear at the national football team, watch one after another. Soon, Feng Gong, the true teacher of "The Battle of Feng Gong", made a video and said: Gu Ailing likes to eat leek boxes, because they are golden, so she won the gold medal. Women's football team likes to eat noodles, because it can win face for China people. Men's soccer likes to eat sea cucumbers, because sea cucumbers look hard with thorns, but they are actually very soft. A football critic also kept his oath. Weibo's response to the flow of the national football team is really fragrant. A fake legend of sea cucumber, a rotten stalk that can be seen everywhere on the Internet, is still a burden. At that time, the programs of the Spring Festival Evening often copied jokes, and now they are, and there is really no progress. Don't forget to remind the old artists that the sea cucumber is sponsoring the whole China national football team, and the women's football team is also eating it. Who is rubbing the traffic?

First of all, the eternal topic is that the national football team (referring to the China men's football team) is not playing well. Can fans scold it? The answer to this question is obvious. Of course you can scold! Whether in China, Asia or the whole world, when your team is not playing well, fans can definitely scold you. However, this football commentary seems to mean that most fans are basically not engaged in the football industry, they are amateurs, they can't understand football, and they are all ball-blind. Since you are ball blind, you are not qualified to scold. You are an insider and often explain European football. You should know the abuse of the poor home team by European fans and the atmosphere they created at home, right? Are all domestic fans in Premier League, La Liga and Bundesliga engaged in the football industry? That's definitely not true. They must also come from all walks of life. Then why didn't anyone come forward when he scolded his team? You have the ability to insult these abusive fans in these countries. You also told them that you are an amateur, cross-industry and ball-blind, and you are not qualified to scold your team. In addition, as a blogger of Tik Tok said, all the expenses (travel, accommodation, meals, etc. ) the national team expenses are borne by the state. It's all the money of the state finance, and the money of our taxpayers is in it. Every time you spend, you have to pay taxes. Taking our fans' money and not letting us talk? Is there such a truth in the world? My child got 3 points in the physical chemistry exam. Just because I can't do junior high school physics and chemistry problems, I can't scold him or hit him, right? Are you going to tell him it's okay, son? Xiao Min next door only got 1. There is still a 0-point test across the street, and you are already great.

Besides, what happened to Miss Gong? First of all, Mr Gong didn't talk about China football alone. He also cited examples of corrupt officials before and talked about the chaos of tax evasion in the entertainment industry. Finally, he talked about the national football team. Have you ever wondered why those corrupt officials dare not stand up and refute the results of their efforts? Why are those stars who evade taxes afraid to stand up and defend themselves? Because, they know that they have made a big mistake, even a big crime. They are self-conscious. You are very lucky. After losing like this, the country also chartered you back to China and arranged for five-star hotels to be isolated. What do you give back to your country? Going out to play doesn't mean you personally. Look at the five-star red flag on your chest. You represent a country. If you lose like that, you are a disgrace to your country. Can you live up to the national flag on your chest? As a member of the country, I scold you for what happened. Also, does Mr. Feng Gong have any ideas about the flow of the national football team? Tik Tok has nearly 20 million fans, one hundred times as many as you. Take a closer look at Mr. Feng Gong's video. How many of his 200 million praises were won by rubbing the national football team? Now, on the other hand, it seems that someone is rubbing Feng Gong's traffic. Only in this way can some people be mentioned more from the media and commented by more big V's, and some people's live broadcast rooms are watched by people several times higher than usual, although they are all scolding you. But only in this way can your name be known to more people, and you can get a lot of topics and traffic to help you get something. As for the ball blindness, during the 12 tournament, some people supported Li Tie and looked down on the naturalized players, which was already hit in the face by the fact that they were watching. After naturalization, the effect is different. The first six rounds narrowly beat Vietnam, and luckily drew with Australia, which proved Li Tie's coaching ability. So, I really feel that you don't know much about the ball either. As for your small team, it's better not to try water with La Marcia. Or we can go to South America to play games. Why go there? Because judging from the team you said, it should be a strong team of the same age, and it has not lost for several years. Finally, you said that women's football team also eats sea cucumbers. Why doesn't anyone joke about this? Because someone else won the Asian Cup. As for the national football team, let alone winning the Asian Cup, it is a dream to win the East Asian Cup now! Gong Hanlin is not the only one who criticizes the shame of the national football team. Teacher Huang Jianxiang also said it in the live broadcast of the women's Asian Cup final, and Emperor Yi Lee also said it in Weibo. Why don't you go to them? Are China's explanations that insiders say it's shameful and outsiders say it's shameful? What insiders say about shame is praise, and what outsiders say about shame is abuse? I'm afraid it's not just because they are insiders. The strength of these two teachers is obvious to all. Someone should be afraid to offend these two teachers.

Finally, I didn't expect it to be so difficult to be a football fan in China now. I'm not even qualified to scold you for losing the game. Isn't it chilling that this incident has caused such a big public opinion controversy? Some people in the industry always argue that football in China has been weak in recent years because there is no good public opinion environment, no youth training, no football field and a small registered population. This time, there is a new reason. Those who scold the national football team are all ball blind. These words are too much, don't they look pale and weak? What have you done as an insider? Remember when Yao Ming said in an interview, I'm glad you didn't play well, and I don't want others to scold you? Do you still remember the words that China men's basketball team under the management of President Yao was scolded after losing in the 19 World Cup? In the face of overwhelming abuse, do players and practitioners answer back? Is it so hard to bow your head? If we continue to work so hard, there will be only two results, or we will keep cursing until the national football team can't hold its head, making the players more timid on the court, causing the whole career to tremble, and the only remaining passion and confidence will be scolded. Or no one really cares about football anymore. That would be a greater shame. You have been so stubborn. Are you really helping them? Football in China still has a long way to go. Accepting mistakes with an open mind and sincerely facing and solving them is the right way. I believe that as long as we China people do something seriously, there is nothing we can't do, let alone football!