Humorous sentences about sleeping (2)

Humorous sentences about sleeping 1. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.

2. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to SM, which I used frequently recently.

Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you, and do better in exams.

The world of mortals is the most ridiculous and infatuation is the most boring. Might as well sleep at home.

People who say good night to bed are often still in a daze after half an hour.

6. Insomnia for so long, others thought it was hard work, and as a result, I drank too much tea.

7. The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

8. Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

Recently, I always wake up every twelve hours because of insomnia.

10. Rainy weather is most suitable for sleeping with a quilt and listening to songs all day.

1 1. I always want to sleep except at bedtime.

12. Time is limited and sleep is infinite.

13. Life is like a dream, always insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

14. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

15. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

16. The pinyin for sleep is sleep, and the pinyin for insomnia is asbestos. I can't sleep at night because I miss you.

17. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

18. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means sleeping with a full stomach every day.

19. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing.

20. Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia. .

Humorous sentences about sleeping (literary articles) 1. I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.

2, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just turn over and sleep.

3. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepless in March in winter.

4, coping with fatigue: sleep. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

6, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

7. Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you and do better in exams.

8. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means eating and sleeping every day.

9. Teacher, I swear: I will definitely form the good habit of getting up early and going to bed late and eating on time.

10, sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

1 1. I can't sleep every night. Getting up thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

12, struggling with three things every day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late last night.

13. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

14, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

15, the old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

16, why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

17. Sleeping is an art, please don't stop me from seeking art.

18, I woke up when I thought it was not funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

19, people who say good night to sleep are often still taking a shower after half an hour.

20. Sleeping every day is really tiring.

2 1, I don't want to sleep, but I always want to sleep.

22. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

23. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat, eat a lot, sleep after eating, sleep late, sleep late, eat and sleep late.

The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

25. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing.

26. Rainy days are best for sleeping with a quilt and listening to songs all day.

27. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

28, happy days: eat and sleep.

29, with limited time, sleep unlimited sleep.