Let you be beaten by monkeys.

The Jade Emperor and the Tathagata are arguing about who is the boss of heaven. @ jingjing jingjing

Jade Emperor: I am in charge of heaven!

Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!

Jade Emperor: I have more people than you!

Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!

Jade Emperor: I have a wife!

Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!

Jade Emperor: I have experienced 17500 robberies!

Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!

Jade Emperor: Can we not talk about monkeys?

Tathagata: Your sister (Yao Ji) was slept by mortals.

Jade Emperor: … ...

Tathagata: Your daughter (Weaver Girl) was slept by mortals.

Jade Emperor: ......

Tathagata: Your niece (the Third Virgin) is also a mortal.

Jade Emperor: Let's talk about monkeys …

Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!