Pipi shrimp expression pack humorous joke

Pipi shrimp expression pack humorous joke

Last night, my roommate went back to the dormitory drunk and pointed at me in front of the mirror and said, hey, why are you so ugly? I was furious after listening to it, and then my roommate went on to say: ... almost caught up with me! More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Pipi shrimp expression pack humorous joke 1 Pipi shrimp expression pack humorous joke 2 Pipi shrimp expression pack humorous joke 3 Pipi shrimp expression pack humorous joke 4 humorous joke 1. Just now, I saw a super handsome boy. We looked at each other for a long time, and time seemed to stand still ... until I held the mirror and my hands felt sore.

2. Remember to be a guest at a colleague's house in summer. During my nap, my colleague asked me if I should cover it with anything. I replied faintly: I just need to cover my navel. Then ... my colleague immediately took out a piece of glasses cloth from the glasses case and covered it for me.

The female colleague in the company is wearing a tight denim skirt, and I am uncomfortable sitting opposite her. Female colleague said: I heard that wearing short skirts will affect your health. Is it true?/You don't say. I said, of course, my blood pressure soared at the sight of a short skirt. ...

The diaosi running all night is the most annoying thing. When you are in a hurry, ask: How much is the evening package? Damn, I'm really not in the mood at all ....

I was too absorbed in reading novels in the morning, and the boss saw it. In the afternoon, I called the office and said that everyone was busy and you had nothing to do. Are you free? Why did the secretary pass by and hear the boss shout so loudly? Is it salty? He poured the boss a glass of water and said, Boss, if you feel salty, drink some water. ....

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