Cute children's jokes.

Lead: Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following is the complete collection of cute children's jokes I compiled. Don't miss it.

Cute children's jokes (1)

1. Read novels on your mobile phone whenever you have time. One morning, my daughter said to me: Mom, I had a dream at night, which was terrible. ?

? What did you dream? I looked at my mobile phone, perfunctory.

The daughter said:? I dreamed that a big monster came at us and tried to eat us, so I pulled you hard and shouted? Run, run? And you said it on your cell phone? Wait, let me finish this paragraph, okay? . ?

My husband peeled an orange and handed it to me. 10-year-old daughter saw it and said, Dad gave it to me, Dad gave it to me.

Husband said: give it to mom first, she is my wife.

Daughter: I am your closest relative, and you are not related by blood.

My uncle heard from a friend that my cousin's school held a parent-teacher conference. He thought the child didn't say anything, so he went to see it himself in the afternoon.

As a result, it turned out that this Xiong Haizi paid a woman to be a mother! I slapped my son on the spot:? You gave me a wife.

The teacher is puzzled:? It wasn't you when his father came last time! ?

My wife often goes to school to watch her son play football. She proudly said to her husband, although I don't know football, I think our children should play well. Every time, the opposing players take the initiative to exchange jerseys with him. ?

After listening to her words, the husband became interested and put off entertainment to watch his son play football.

In the evening, he came back from watching the ball and said to his wife, Do you know that only our son in that group of children is wearing a genuine jersey? ?

Cute children's jokes (2)

1, my little nephew came to play at home the other day. I let my three-year-old son compete with my little nephew to recite ancient poems.

The little nephew scrambled to say, I'll give you a question, and I'll give you a difficult one. ?

The son said:? I give you a woman! ?

I asked my son at the dinner table: What new knowledge did the teacher teach you today?

My son just moved his mouth for a while, but ignored me and grabbed the chicken leg to continue eating.

Wife reminds:? Son, dad is asking you something. ?

The son said impatiently, I know the story of crow and fox. As soon as I speak, you should finish the chicken on your plate. ?

3. Once, 10, my daughter was still watching TV. I urged her to go to bed.

The child said:? I want to watch Pleasant Goat being eaten by Big Big Wolf before going to bed. ?

One night, my third-grade daughter was doing her arithmetic homework.

I was in the kitchen, and she called me: 1 15 divided by 5?

I answered for her. Then she asked: What is 180 divided by 9?

I answer again. When she asked the fourth question, I said, Why do you always ask me instead of solving it yourself?

She said:? The book says you can use any method. ?

Cute children's jokes (3)

One day, my father asked my three-year-old son what he wanted to be when he grew up. The son answered without hesitation. I want to be a puppy! ?

Dad hurriedly asked the reason, and the son explained:? When you are a puppy, you can eat meat and bones for every meal. ?

One day, divorce was mentioned on TV, and my father asked my three-year-old son: Do you know what divorce means?

The son said:? Leave? Mom, I want to eat pears. . . ?

Before going to bed, my daughter wants to eat an apple. I coaxed her into saying: There are bugs in the apple, so you can eat them tomorrow when mom washes them off. ?

Daughter:? Mom, don't you dare let me eat quickly. All the apples will be eaten up by worms tomorrow. ?

My half-year-old nephew is a snack. He wants to taste everything and can think of eating anything.

He knows there is food in the refrigerator at home, but he is too short to reach it.

He can still find a way to stand on tiptoe in the dining chair next to him and stretch his arms.

Grandma saw it and ran over to hold him down: little darling, as soon as your head falls, you will drop a big bag! ?

He connected:? Don't throw big bags, throw big jiaozi. ?

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