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Puppets write 700 words instead of girls.
One night, the puppet prayed to God in the shop: God, give me a life! I will cherish it! God heard the puppet's prayer and decided to give it a life. God said to the puppet, "little puppet, I have decided to give you a life." After that, you must remember that you are alone, but you only have three tears. After three tears, your life is over! " "Well, God, I agree." So God put the puppet in a poor family.
This family is small, but poor. The puppet came here with a nice name "Rain is falling all". Rain is falling all has a sister (the only daughter of this family) Wan'er. Wan'er is very kind to her and willing to do anything for her.
Gradually, Wan'er and she both grew up. Because the family is poor, only one child can be sent to school. Wan'er resolutely decided to send her to school and go to work by herself. Her sister couldn't help agreeing. Her parents are also happy that she works very hard at school.
When she was twelve, she was learning English words at school. Before the words made a sound, there was a bang. Before she understood anything, she heard "earthquake, run!" " Rain is falling all was about to go out when she suddenly remembered her classmate, "Run, rain is falling all." Oh! This is the voice of teacher Lin, the head teacher. She froze. Miss Lin came at once and shouted to push her out. She ran down immediately. When she got to the playground, the building collapsed! "Teacher" cried the rain is falling all, shedding the first tear.
Before she could dry her tears, she suddenly thought of her parents and sister. She hurried home. On the way, she was constantly scared by aftershocks, but she didn't give up. She ran home and found her parents still there, and her daughter smiled.
"But what about my sister?" Her can't help but worry. When her parents saw her coming back, they also smiled, and the three of them hugged each other.
A few days later, she received a letter from her sister Wan'er. Wan'er was safe and her heart was finally relieved. On the radio, Yuer heard that the earthquake in late rain was very severe, and many people died, as well as her beloved teacher and dear classmates.
She cried for those students and shed a second tear for their compatriots. A few months later, through the efforts of the people of the whole country, the disaster was alleviated and she re-entered the campus.
Slowly, she became a girl of 18 years old. After hard work, she was admitted to Tsinghua, but she was not very happy because she knew that the expensive tuition was beyond the affordability of her parents and sisters. But her parents and Wan'er said to her, "Rain is falling all, study hard, and we will find a way to pay the tuition." "Way, alas! What can I do? " She thought to herself.
After a few weeks, the tuition was really paid, but Rain is falling all worried when she saw that her parents and sister were bloodless. Her parents said, "Yuer, don't worry, we just have a cold. It doesn't matter. You should study hard. " "Oh."
One day, her parents took her and Wan'er to the streets to buy her a dress. She doesn't agree, but her parents say you must buy it, or others will laugh at you at school. "She had no choice but to go. In the street, Wan'er suddenly fell down. She rushed her sister to the hospital. When she checked for anemia, the doctor said, "Are you Wan'er's family? How can you let her sell blood? Besides, your parents have no blood, how can they sell blood? " Hearing this, she was shocked. So that's how she got her tuition. She cried. When she shed the third tear, she became a puppet.
God came, explained everything to her parents and said to her, "Why are you so stupid?" "I don't regret it, God." Later, Rain is falling all is no longer an adult, but she is very happy, because she understands the happiness of being a human being. So, in a distant place, you will see a girl holding a puppet, with her head down, as if telling something to the puppet, accompanied by two adults, that is, the Rain is falling all family.
(PS: This document is for my best sister, Xiao Er (smiles). Sorry, Xiao Er, my elder sister has something to do these days and forgot to write you He Wen. Now I wish you a happy birthday. My sister will always remember our agreement, and I hope you will remember that the puppet's tears flow for the world and my mood changes for you. Sister wants you to be happy forever, without tears.
Make up a fairy tale with a puppet, a giant, a duck, a wooden house and a little girl. In a beautiful lake, there is a beautiful wooden house where a gentle little girl and her grandmother live.
The little girl keeps some ducks at home. These ducks occasionally go swimming in the lake and find something to eat in the water.
The little girl chats with her grandmother and sometimes walks with her grandmother by the lake. When the weather is fine, I will also accompany my grandmother to bask in the sun.
The little girl has a doll of her own, a small figure carved from wood, which looks very cute. When grandma sleeps, sometimes little girls can talk and play with puppets.
Year after year passed, ducks laid eggs, hatched ducklings, and there was another group of ducks in their house. The old woman is very old, and the little girl is growing up. Sometimes she will go to the hillside to do some work, help her grandmother grow some crops or something, and bring her beloved puppets and those croaking ducks at home.
This evening, a strong wind suddenly blew in the gloomy sky, and it rained cats and dogs in a blink of an eye. The mountain torrents rushed down and rolled up their hut. The little girl was anxious and the old woman cried. The little girl's beloved puppet has also drifted away, and the duck has long been washed into the lake.
The little girl shouted, grandma, grandma, where are you? Puppet, puppet, where are you? Ducks. Duck? Where are you? The little girl was so anxious that her mouth was bleeding. Just then, between thunder and lightning, a huge giant appeared, stopped the flash flood, saved the hut, saved grandma and swam back.
The sky cleared up. Where is the little girl's puppet? Where is it? When the little girl walked out of the wooden house, she saw the huge new hillside behind the wooden house, which looked like that lovely puppet, magnified n times! Lovely little puppet, grandma and little girl will miss you forever! You'll always be guarding the cabin.
3. The Real Boy-Puppet Adventure Composition Once upon a time, there was an old carpenter who worked hard every day.
One day, the old carpenter made a puppet and named it Pi Nuo Qi. That night, the old carpenter fell asleep and a fairy came to give life to the puppet.
The old carpenter was awakened. When he saw Pi Nuo playing, he fell asleep again. But I didn't sleep well and woke up again. I'm surprised. Pi Nuo explained to his master.
But he felt that he was not a real boy, and he decided to do something manly. One day, Pi Nuo Qiqi was playing at school. He could have gone home at five o'clock, but it's already eight o'clock and he hasn't come home yet.
The next day, he came back, but the old carpenter disappeared. At this moment, the fairy came and told him, "The old carpenter is out looking for you. He was swallowed by a whale on the boat."
The puppet made up his mind to save the old carpenter. He came to the seaside and found the whale. While the whale was eating, he got into its belly and found the old carpenter.
And had a hearty meal with the old carpenter, because there happened to be a lot of fish in it. However, if you want to go out, you can only go out when the whales are eating. Finally, when you see the fierce whale eating, he tries to swim into the whale's mouth with the old carpenter.
When the waves were small, they managed to break free. However, the whale didn't want to miss any delicious food and swam desperately to the boat and broke it.
Pi Nuo looked at the old carpenter in a coma, and then at the fierce whale. Determined to escape with the old carpenter.
He saw a pile of stones and a gap to accommodate people and decided to escape from there. They swam desperately, through the rocks and into the cracks.
But the whale hit a stone and killed it! Here comes the fairy again. He thinks Pi Nuo has become a real boy! A brave and responsible real boy.
Because of me, my mother is like a puppet at the mercy of others. I don't know what happened to you. I can see that you love your family very much, so do you love yourself? If you want others to respect you, the most important thing is to respect yourself first. Similarly, you should love yourself first ~ or you think so now, and I will work hard for my family ~
If it is your own shortcomings or mistakes, you should sincerely apologize and compensate, but if the other party is really unreasonable, you can be reasonable first. If you encounter extreme situations, you must spare no time to change the status quo, which will certainly be very hard. . You said you didn't want to do this anymore. Is that just not satisfied now? You don't know what the future is like, you can't control the past, you can change it a little bit by yourself, as long as you reconsider your present situation from another angle and live up to your expectations.
After all, in this world, none of us will be the worst. Your mother works so hard for you. What can you do to make her happy? This is a responsibility and your love for her.
Sometimes, we can't just think about ourselves, don't live up to the expectations and trust of others, and turn pressure and distress into motivation ~! Come on ~ Only when you have the ability can you make yourself happy and others happy ~ ~
5. I am a 700-word girl with a round face; There are a pair of bright eyes under the curved eyebrows, and my small nose and mouth constitute a colorful me.
I am not tall, and my appearance looks very small. Therefore, students always like to call me Xiao XX. However, my heart is not small, rich and colorful, and my small heart is full of the world. Let me tell you my story! I long to be an adult, and I long for the beauty of nature. The country I want to go to most is Russia. Russia is very big, so it should be beautiful. I am thinking that when I grow up, I will go to Russia for a holiday and have a wonderful holiday. I like making my own things, decorating my room, and so on. I also want to be a manager when I grow up, mainly decorating rooms. Hehe, introduce my hobby! I like singing and dancing, just like a star. I often wear my mother's clothes and sing and dance like a star in the living room with a microphone.
I also like sports very much. I am also a multifaceted person. I love pretending to be cute in front of my friends, laughing and being short-tempered. In front of my classmates, I love playing pranks, crying and losing my temper. In front of the teacher, I love obedience and injustice. In front of my parents, I love coquetry, willfulness and laughter. When no one is around, I don't like talking, looking around, laughing and loving. Let the tears flow through that chubby face. When I am alone, I look like a person with nothing. In fact, the real me will only appear when no one is around. I will leave my smile to others and my sadness to myself. I am very affectionate. I will cry because of a little thing. I also love melancholy, a typical melancholy girl.
Anyway, this is me. Do you want to be friends with me? (Suiling Education Information Network) The next day: Qi Rongrong's second self-introduction 500 words Hello everyone! Mine is what you want to know. All right, I'll tell you something. Exactly-Li.
How's it going? Isn't it cool? Of course, I don't need to say my gender, and everyone should be able to guess. Then, I will tell you a secret: although I am a little girl, sometimes I act like a careless little boy, and many students in my class call me a tomboy. For this, I am really distressed.
Ok, let me introduce you to everyone. I see you are all in a hurry! Advantages: lively and cheerful, actively participating in activities, especially listening to the teacher from the day of school. Get along well with classmates, love helping others and work. 62616964757a68696416fe59e7ad94313333613065363 She is a good assistant to the teacher and a good example to her classmates. Parents' notices always say "unity and friendship".
I like reading, writing and painting, and I have a great dream, that is, to be a famous senior dance teacher. In my opinion, my dream can come true ... more importantly, I can recite a poem or two soon. Usually I can recite it in five minutes, and I learn English very well.
Disadvantages: I have many shortcomings. Generally speaking, the disadvantages outweigh the advantages, but to sum up, the big ones are a few points, such as carelessness, brain cells are always straight, students like to look around in class, they are not serious about their studies, and they need to be urged to study, but they just don't take the initiative. Sometimes curiosity is too strong, which will lead to great disaster, and you are always careless in exams.
Alas! I can't take it anymore. Wish: I hope I can get rid of my shortcomings, study hard, realize my wish and come on.
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