Children's Day Laughter Drama Script

Digging through the wall to steal my light: In the Han Dynasty, a young man named Kuang Heng was very studious. At night, because his family was poor and couldn't afford to light candles, he quietly chiseled a small hole in the wall and borrowed the candlelight from his neighbor's house to read ...

Nephew: Wait, why didn't he turn on the light?

me: because there is no electricity.

nephew: is it because of power shortage?

me: (panting) No, it's two thousand years since the Han Dynasty, before electricity was invented.

nephew: oh. (pause) When did he make the hole?

me: (stupefied) huh? In the evening.

nephew: at night? Isn't he invisible at night? How did you chisel it?

me: (pause) That, that, that is daytime, right?

nephew: do you still have time to dig holes during the day? Why not spend this time reading?

me: (again) I can't remember this, this. Let's tell another story.

2. Kong Rong allowed pears

I: In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a four-year-old child named Kong Rong. When he ate pears, he gave them to adults ...

Nephew: Wait, how many adults? Are they his parents?

I: (prepared) I don't know, just one.

nephew: how many small pears are there left?

me: (speechless, frowning) Like one? Nephew: I see, big pears are definitely ripening and not delicious. The small one must be a natural green food ...

Me: (I can't wait to slap him) Let's talk about another one.

3. Cao Chong is an elephant

I: During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a child named Cao Chong. A foreigner gave his father an elephant, and his father wanted to know how heavy the elephant really was, so he called Cao Chong to weigh it ...

Nephew: Uncle, stop, I know. Kill the elephant, cut it into pieces, and then add it up. (triumphant)

Me: (eyes wide open) That's a gift, and you can't kill it.

Nephew: (Now it's his turn to be speechless) How did the elephant get here?

me: (a little annoyed) Maybe I used the car.

nephew: it must be overloaded. just look at the driver's ticket and you will know what the weight is!

me: (voice trembles) another one, another one.