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Interesting skins and beautiful souls.

Some people say that an interesting soul weighs more than 200 kilograms.

Lin An is not a fat man, but Lin An is an interesting person. Maybe God is too fair to give Lin An an interesting soul and an interesting skin. Lin An said that no matter what kind of feelings, the best way is to like Lin An's interesting soul and not mind Lin An's interesting skin.

Lin An has many friends, good-looking and bad-looking, all kinds. They all like to complain to Lin An or tell Lin An that they are bored.

Lin An has never let anyone down. He is very happy. He said to Lin An, Lin An, you are so funny. Of all my friends, you are the one who can make people forget all their troubles.

Then, without exception, they went to those who bothered them.

When I chat with Lin An occasionally, I ask Lin An if he will feel sad. Lin An always says no, someone needs it. It's good.

As a result, Lin An's popularity is infinitely good, too many people like interesting souls, Lin An's popularity is infinitely poor, and too few people like interesting skins.

Later, Lin An fell in love.

Lin An, a short man with a height of 1 m 65, fell in love with a girl, who is said to be in the xx department of the school next door. They have never met, and they don't know what social software they use to turn love from a dream into a reality.

Lin An began to become very busy, busy chatting with Lian Mai, a girl he likes, when his friend said

"Lin An, I am so bored."

"Lin An, I'm sorry"

Lin An always says "later, later"

Later, Lin An, who had a good popularity, completely turned into Lin An, who had a bad popularity.

Lin An can still tell many funny jokes, or a plain joke, and Lin An can also tell them. In addition to attending classes, Lin An smiles at his mobile phone almost all day, telling all kinds of interesting stories and sweet words.

Later, Lin An and his soul mate died face to face.

Interesting Lin An experienced the most beautiful appearance of love for the first time.

Girls like Lin An's interesting soul, but they don't like Lin An's interesting appearance.

The girl said to Lin An, "Lin An, you are the only one who made me laugh from beginning to end, but I'm sorry, Lin An, I may not be ready to accept you."

Look, a girl prefers someone who makes her cry to someone who can make her laugh all the time.

So interesting Lin An cried his nose in a small restaurant.

Lin An's eyes darkened. He looked at the restaurant owner and said, "Is it an ugly person who deserves to be rejected?"

The boss is a tall man who is one meter eight.

He looks fine.

"Yes, you see, you already know the answer. Why are you crying?"

Facts have proved that you look good, and what you say may not look good.

Lin An cried even harder, like a 200-pound child.

The boss looked at Lin An and cried miserably. He took the paper from the dining table and left two on the table.

Lin An looked up at him, sobbing and sniffling. "Why ... why ... take ... take?"

The beautiful man looked at him and smiled. "This is very expensive. You can't stop crying. Anyway, it came out after wiping. You can cry first. You almost cried. I left you two pieces on the table. Help me clean the table after crying. Very dirty. "

Lin An continued to sob. He thought about it, felt very reasonable, and looked up. "Nobody wants me. Can you keep me? "

As a result, the beautiful man got a free hourly job, Lin An?

Lin An doesn't even know why he wants to be a free waiter, but what about Lin An? He is an honest man, and he gave it to this small restaurant without wiping his nose with paper towels in his spare time in college.

There are not many guests in the small restaurant. When he is free, Lin An always tells many interesting stories, which make the beautiful men laugh regardless of the image.

Later, Lin An worked, left the city where he went to school, and left the small restaurant of handsome men.

When leaving, Lin An looked at the handsome man eagerly and asked him, "Will you miss me?"

The handsome man looked at Lin An. "I think so."

I think so, too. Lin An is a little lost, thinking that he is really so unattractive?

Later, the interesting Lin An became the pistachio of the company department. It turns out that interesting people are not too bad. When Lin An is mentioned, he always smiles.

The story always likes to bring some dog blood. Lin An met Lin An's death in the cooperative company.

Mature souls have long lost the innocence of youth.

Looking down, I asked Lin An to drink coffee. Lin An thought that he would never suffer, and he had to kill AA. Just because it's fun doesn't mean he can't be narrow-minded.

Before Lin An put forward AA, she told Lin An affectionately that after seeing death, no other person made her so happy, and no one had ever given her the feeling of a princess. She often thinks of him, but she is too embarrassed to look for him. Unexpectedly, God gave her a chance in from ruin to meet them again.

"I'm really glad to see you again."

After paving the background story, I saw Lin An's affectionate words.

Lin An watched him die, thought about it, and said to him seriously, "Even so, it still needs AA."

Later, after returning to China, Lin An told the handsome man about it. After thinking for a long time, the handsome man told Lin An that everyone he had been in contact with was spoiled by Lin An's interest, and it was difficult to get used to his dull other half when he got used to Lin An's interest.

The handsome man said, "Lin An, I want to be with you."

Lin An asked him, "Is it for interesting souls? Just like seeing death, I grew up with an appetite. "

The handsome man hung up the phone and didn't answer Lin An.

Then the next day, while Lin An was still sleeping, the handsome man secretly rang Lin An's doorbell.

Lin An became popular, guarding his handsome man and many white-collar women in the company.

They are all interested in Lin An's interest.

The handsome man asked Lin An seriously if he could be with him, and the female white-collar worker also asked Lin An if he wanted to walk into the grave of love together.

Lin An thought for a long time, whether it is a handsome man for a long time or a fresh white-collar worker in the company, it seems that they all like their interesting souls.

So Lin An quit his job, packed his bags and prepared to travel.

Lin An suddenly fell in love with someone. His name is Lin An, and he is an interesting person.

So the interesting Lin An has an interesting forest soul and an interesting skin, but Lin An is not satisfied with people who only like interesting souls.

So, interesting soul, lonely and old.

Interesting ending, from an interesting author. No beautiful soul, no interesting skin, only peeling. After all, I am not Lin An. Lin An's lonely life or happy life cannot be achieved by writing. My pen is bitter.

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