Selected connotations of Journey to the West

As one of the four famous classics, Journey to the West, the TV version is simply our childhood memories. Below I have compiled a selection of hilarious and connotative jokes from Journey to the West, I hope you like it.

Hilarious

1. Tathagata turned his right hand and turned into a mountain of five elements, pressing Wukong under the mountain. Wukong took his time and laughed loudly: "Damn fat man, you've lost your right hand, let's see how long you can endure it." Tathagata: "Fuck, you should use your left hand..."

2. Bajie: Brother Monkey, last night the master asked you to turn into a woman and sleep with him again? Wukong: Yes! Bajie: I don’t usually hear you shouting so loudly. What happened last night? It was like killing a pig! Wukong: Caote Ma, the master said to be more careful, *** recite the tightening curse!!

3. One day, Wukong and the master went out to play. The master was very happy when he came back, but Wukong was helpless. The next day, the master invited Wukong out to play again, but Wukong refused. The master said, you monkey, are you going to recite the curse for the master? Wukong cried: "Mom, every time I go out to play, I have no money, and the motherfuckers just play monkey to make money, I have had enough."

Director: Stop! Wukong, can you please eat melon seeds and stand far away?

4. Bajie saw Tang Monk mumbling and asked the master what he was doing. Tang Monk said: "Let me try reciting the tightening curse backwards and see what effect it has?" Wukong on the side heard it and became furious, "No wonder my feet have been hurting these days. It turns out it's the master's fault!"

5. After Zhu Bajie had undergone plastic surgery, he became a very handsome young man. Then he went to a bar to meet a girl for a drink. After he came out, he said to the girl: "Do you know? Do you know how embarrassed I used to be? I used to Do you know it’s Zhu Bajie?” The young lady looked at his crying face and said, “Second Senior Brother, I am Sha Monk!”

6. A chewing gum advertisement was being filmed on the side: a monster shape, and a Sun Wukong one. modeling. The monster looked at Sun Wukong with disdain on his face: Oh, monkey, you have such a big tone! Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, then raised the corners of his mouth slightly, reached into his arms, took out a piece of chewing gum and threw it into his mouth, chewed it a few times and then looked towards Monster: What now? Monster smiled and nodded: Well, it’s much fresher.

7. On the way to learn the scriptures, Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, Master's white dragon horse has been a little weird recently. Every time I joke with it, it will roll in the mud and then run away for a few steps." "Horse dung." Wukong: "Idiot, the little white dragon is not good at words. The meaning of its two actions is: Mud horse, remove dung..."

8. Tathagata Buddha asked Sun Wukong: Do you have any? What ability? Wukong: I can change twelve ways. Buddha: Okay, turn into a stone and show it to me. Wukong turned into stone. Buddha: Tree! Wukong turns into a tree. When the Buddha saw it, he couldn't help but admired: Awesome! Wukong's sudden change...all the gods and immortals covered their faces: obscene!

9. Tang Monk and his disciples arrived at the Daughter's Kingdom, the Queen and the Shang Shang of the Daughter's Kingdom all Ask them to stay and rest for a few days. But among the four masters and disciples, Wukong was the most popular. What good was a monkey? This made them confused. Only Tang Seng smiled with understanding! On the day they finally left, as soon as they reached the gate of the city, a large group of women, including the queen, rushed out and blocked their way. They stalked each one and refused to let them go. Under the commotion of the crowd, Tang Seng could no longer bear it and yelled at Wukong: Wukong, please leave the golden cudgel to the daughter country.

10. Tang Monk: "Wukong, how did you deal with the physical problem of being unable to move your hands for the past five hundred years?" The old man from the land came up and slapped me in the face, "Bald man, you have too many things to do."

?Recommendations for classic Journey to the West jokes

1 Wukong, you monkey, you are so lucky to have no parents! Otherwise, I would have scolded you! How many times have I told you that you are a banshee? After you capture me, you have to wait for my signal to come to the rescue again! Stop smiling so playfully! Look at me, my teacher. Every time, I am shocked to pieces by your sudden intrusion. If I do this a few more times, my teacher... I'm afraid I won't be able to do anything anymore. Purdue them, how sad! Wukong loves his disciples, looks at his master's tears and swears, it will not be the same again, okay?

2 You monkey, you really don't respect your master, just in that spider spirit Why do you wear a leopard print apron to look sexy in front of me? Why do you steal the limelight from being a teacher? Shut up! I don’t care if you have leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You are a released prisoner and you are with me Are you pretending to be a fool in front of you? Look at you dyed yellow hair on your head and carrying a steel pipe, and you pretend to be young and Dangerous? Damn... Haha, Ami Camel Buddha, you are so good, you are a bit out of character as a teacher.

3 Tang Monk: Wukong, do you know you are wrong?

Wukong: I don’t know.

Tang Monk: Kneel down.

Wukong: Master, if there is something wrong with you, I will help you fix it.

Tang Seng: You are a traitor, you are selling out your friends!

Wukong: I am not.

4 Tang Seng: Why do you go to that woman Guanyin whenever you encounter difficulties? Where do you want your teacher to put your face when you see others?

Wukong: Then who do you go to? < /p>

Tang Seng: I am a teacher.

Wukong: Stop joking, okay?

Tang Monk: How dare you talk to a poor monk! Believe it or not, I will recite the tightening curse?

5 Guanyin Bodhisattva, you blame the black bear , Green Lion Monster, and Yellow-Eyebrowed Old Demon all have their accounts logged out. We can’t afford to play anymore.

Damn it. You sent us against Tang Monk and his disciples, but you raised their level so high, how can we fight?

Especially Sun Wukong, with good equipment and high attribute points, as well as summoning skills, the most annoying thing is that physical attacks are ineffective. , immune to fire-based attacks, immune to magic-based attacks... Let alone us alone, we can't beat it as a team!

Stop talking about it, it's 88.

?6 Wukong: "Master, the smoke ahead is like a fairyland. I am afraid we have reached the Great Leiyin Temple in the West?"

Tang Monk: "Wukong, that is Beijing City District! Such a wonderland, no wonder it is the city with the highest happiness index in the country! Otherwise, you can stay!"

Wukong: "Master, I want to go to the West!"

Tang Monk : "My disciple doesn't know that staying here is the fastest way to the West"

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