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The moon on the 15th got lost, and the mountain people explained that it went to a relative's house and drank too much.
Poems on Hometown
Text: Chen Xiaoman (edited and arranged by Wang Mingjian)
Brothers in the Dragon House
More than 3 brothers are sitting in a big circle
They are drinking rice wine brewed by mountain spring water and peasant rice
This is a strong white wine that nourishes them and can light a fire
The moon in the mountains. Peeking at the white wine on the branches outside the wooden window
makes people confused and real
Some big men cry like dolls
It's not easy for rivers and lakes in the city
The years in the mountains are quiet
Some brothers have to leave again
The city is full of people. But there are no brothers in the city.
People in the city can't drink such pure and fragrant white wine.
The brothers left behind continue to drink. Continue to cry
Fortunately, there is a place where you can get drunk
There is also a place where you can cry
Fortunately, there is the blessing of the bright moon
and the spring water bypasses the door
Fortunately, there is also a hometown surrounded by dragon houses
and brothers surrounded by dragon houses
Only on August 15th
every year can you have a reliable and lively trip.
This round of Mid-Autumn Moon
according to the descendants of the dragon house people who are foraging in the city
makes the stepping stones and pioneers of this group of cities
brighter. Warm up
Spend the Mid-Autumn Festival in the mountains
Mountain people put fruit under the eaves and worship the moon
Invite the moon on August 15th to come down to earth
Enjoy the autumn fruit
Wait until midnight. There is no shadow of the moon either
Mountain people will not be disappointed
Don't ask God why
They ate moon cakes and spent the Mid-Autumn Festival happily
People who came back from the city stamped their feet all night in the night sky without the moon
Mountain people don't understand city people
Asked, Can't the moon come out
Is it your turn to take care of this
City people think that the moon on August 15th is the roundest and brightest in a year
There must be a moon on August 15th
Mountain people think that the moon on August 15th is
free to enter and leave the world
The moon on August 15th is lost. The mountaineer explained that
it went to a relative's house and got drunk.
The mountaineer and the moon were always at peace.
The moon on the 16th stood on the hill early.
It was so cocky that it was horribly white.
The courtyard in my hometown. Dreams start from here
one scene and one thing cross the mountains
to find me in the city where I feed, and haunt me
to leave my hometown for 3 years. I have never grown up
Every time I open the courtyard door
I immediately become a child
My parents who opened the door for me
have suddenly grown old
I love being under the osmanthus tree. Search one's intestines and scrape one's stomach
Describe the world with difficulty
My old father sits next to me
Like a young father in childhood, he is silent and warm
He patiently looks after his daughter who is over half a century old
For example, he looks after the little girl who couldn't solve the equation in those days
His mother pumps well water and makes tea. Cooking
She is satisfied
Her daughter, who is writing an article, is sitting in the yard.
The sweet-scented osmanthus leaves without hesitation.
Some stamens fall in the teacups.
Some are like commas, and long sentences are cut off.
The lark takes off the broken chapters and sentences on the silver screen.
The rain in my hometown. Heroic as a brush
Alter neatly arranged paragraphs
I have to sew up the cracked words everywhere
I have been a stupid child all my life
I can't hand in a beautiful answer sheet
Castle Peak in my hometown, I'm full of poems
and I'm always shallow
not as full as a pine cone held by a squirrel
I'm afraid that my old father, who has been practicing medicine all his life,
will cut blood on my lame words with a scalpel
The distance of the mountain people
The mountain people are out of the door. Crossing the river
is far away
Mountain people don't need to be too far away
They will ask you
Are you far from the sun on the roof
Far from the moonlight in the foothills
Go out on dew
Come back in moonlight
Catch an episode. Going out to the county town
The people in the mountains are pragmatic and reliable
The things they bring back from a distance to live
The people in the mountains make fun of the people in the city
The distance by plane and rocket
It's an unreasonable distance
The people in the city come back from a distance
Empty-handed
It's a joke that they bring back mountains and rivers from a distance
. Mountain people say that
so many city people have been here
and they have never seen the landscape here
stolen
Mountain people still have another distance
that is, the back of the mountain
is near the foot. It's a long way to go
no return
Who said that the back of the mountain is not far away
Chronicle of the Mountain
The two old people who built the tile-roofed house
left the patio
and went to the city with flesh and blood
Who knows, They have been in town for so long.
At first, they said they were taking their grandson to kindergarten.
They were not at ease, so finish primary school.
Later, they waited until their grandson graduated from college.
When they finally felt at ease,
My son brought back some bones of the old man.
Now, The upper and lower rooms
have lived
swallows guarding the graves of the elderly all the year round
The old people have fallen leaves and returned to their roots, and they feel at ease
They are the descendants of the mountain people
They are in the middle of nowhere. In the middle of nowhere
-------------There is no place to stand a cone in the city
Swallows that thrive every year in the mountains
Grandma on the back of the mountain (1)
Last night, the wind came. The rain has come
so has grandma who was buried on the back of the mountain
Grandma came back riding a boar
leaving a row of zigzag footprints
There were a few orange wild fruits under the eaves this morning
Grandma exchanged wild fruits
for the excitement of the world
She wanted this group of children and grandchildren like migratory birds.
Stay in the ancient house in this mountain village
Grandma on the back of the mountain (2)
The ancient houses in the mountain village are sparsely populated
Grandma and her elders
haven't left yet
They are swaying in the dark corner
Sometimes they learn the language of birds
On the wooden window lattice, they call their children's names all night
. With black eyes
staring at the young people who appear in the house
full of colorful children and grandchildren
Some have changed their local accent, some have changed their nationality
Others have changed their skin color
The house that grandma built with her life in those years
The son doesn't want it. Grandchildren don't
Great-grandchildren can't find their way back to the village
Grandma who was buried twice
led her ancestors to return to the world
guarded this place
blessed her children and grandchildren
About the author: Chen Xiaoman, formerly known as Chen Yingxia. Member of Guangdong Writers Association, member of Chinese Poetry Society. Published a collection of poems and songs "Colorful Wind" and won the fifth Foshan Literature Award; The novel collection "The Woman Surrounding the Dragon House" won the 219 Foshan Literature and Art Boutique Creation Support Award; The novel also won the Sixth Foshan Literature Award in 22; In October, 22, he won the third Boao International Poetry Poet of the Year Award. He has published hundreds of poems, novels and other works in national professional literary journals, and his works have been selected into various anthologies such as China Contemporary Literature, Selected Poems of China's Love, China Modern Thousand Poems and Approaching Guangdong Poets.
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