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Jin Mu fire, water and soil funny joke sentences
The son said to his father who had just held a parent-teacher conference: What is the relationship between Tang Priest and the Monkey King?
Dad: the Monkey King is called Tang Priest and Master, which means teacher. They are teachers and students.
Son: What is the relationship between pigs and Tang Priest?
Dad: It's also a teacher-student relationship.
Son: What is the relationship between Bajie and Wukong?
Dad: They are brothers and sisters.
Son: Oh, big brother.
Dad: What did you call me?
Son: Call you Big Brother. Didn't you call me teacher just like me when you met my teacher? Call you big brother when you are older!
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