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The girl said I was cold. What should I say?

Girls say I'm cold, so I should answer why I don't wear more clothes and drink more hot water when I come out. Then I'll hug you to keep warm. Me too. Be patient. Almost there.

First, why don't you put on more clothes when you come out?

Such respondents are often straight men. As soon as this sentence was spoken, the clear sky was covered with haze in an instant, and several crows floated by. . I give my heart to the moon, and the moon shines on the ditch. If such words spoil the atmosphere, women must be as disgusting as eating fly shit and feel that they have many questions. With all due respect, I bet 10 thousand that you're finished tonight.

Second, drink more hot water.

This kind of man can be said to be familiar with women's understanding in those days. Girls use this sentence no matter where it hurts or where it hurts. To tell the truth, once this sentence is exported, it will inevitably attract a scolding. A girl who is psychologically fragile may burst into tears in her face and think that you are perfunctory and don't love her.

Third, let me hug you to keep warm.

The third is the master of love, who is superb at picking up girls, and women have the least resistance to this kind of love talk. Appropriate little love words can not only make each other's feelings warm up quickly, but also increase their intimacy. On the other hand, most young people nowadays are coated with honey.

Fourth, me too.

The man who answered the fourth question belongs to the quaint kind at ordinary times, and must be the humorous kind. I think no matter how miserable his girlfriend is on weekdays, he can save the day without leaving a trace. They are often the worst, but they still want to tease her deliberately, but we have to admit that such men are often more favored by girls in life.

Fifth, be patient. It's almost there.

This kind of man, to be honest, certainly doesn't have that much affection for his woman. No matter which woman hears this, she will be very sad and can obviously feel his indifference. If you don't like her, you can just say so. There is no need to be so cold. Call him scum. He has never done anything wrong to a girl. Generally speaking, he is selfish.