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Jokes about staying up late

I don't like staying up late either. I just want someone I like to tell me to go to bed early and have a good sleep.

I don't know why I stayed up late. I began to do something idle to satisfy myself. Or for someone of her? I really don't know. Forgive my ignorance.

3. Staying up late alone, I want to change my old love and new love alone in an instant.

If you also have a friend who likes to stay up late, please cherish him, because you may not know when he will be gone.

5, stay up late, because there is no courage to end this day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

6. I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired, I miss you ... only I know these things.

7, maturity is actually very simple, smoking and drinking on time, staying up late every day, attending classes during the day, and now you will soon experience the vicissitudes of your 40 s and 50 s.

I have a bad temper for no reason. It means that I feel really bad when I find someone to complain about or stay up all night without talking.

I stayed up late to do my homework last night. In class this morning, my eyelids sank involuntarily like lead. Looking at the teacher's vague figure, I gradually bent down and fell on the desk.

10, I am afraid of humidity, but I am fascinated by the rain; I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with staying up late; I am afraid of heartache, but I like you.

1 1. Do you want someone who urges you to go to bed on time or is willing to stay up with you?

12, I stayed up late, I felt distressed, I shed tears, I was tired of crying, I missed you, and only I knew.

13, there are some things that I can't do, such as countdown, addiction to staying up late and you in the distance.

14. Staying up late can prolong the life of a day and shorten the distance between you and the doctor.

15, can you put it down after cutting your long hair? Can you forget to stay up late and cry on your pillow? Girl, stop tormenting yourself.

16. After Song Seung Heon and Liu Yifei admitted their love affair, I stayed up late to watch the novel third way of love again. Hee hee.

17, I'm the kind of person who stays up even if no one is with me.

A girl who stays up all night probably needs someone to directly carry her to bed and order her to sleep.

2. Every night, how many people, like me, stay up late and wait for someone's reply.

Don't stay up late, the person you like is asleep, and she won't love you when she wakes up without you in her dream.

4. Stay up until seven o'clock in the morning. I am sad. I slept for two hours to calm myself.

Dear night owl, don't stay up all day, no matter how dark your eyes are, you can't become a national treasure.

6. I don't like staying up late either. I only tell people I like, go to bed early and have a good sleep.

7. Some things make me powerless, such as the countdown, the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.

8. We always tell others not to stay up late. Staying up late is bad for our health, but we forget that we sleep late every night.

9. I am afraid of humidity, but I am fascinated by the rain; I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with staying up late; I am afraid of heartache, but I like you.

10, I stayed up until the early hours of the morning, and suddenly wanted to shout out of the window, so that my unfinished dream would take me soaring.

1 1, just like I can't get rid of the addiction of staying up late, I will never get rid of you who doesn't belong to me.

12, go to bed before 10: 00 every day, get up before 7: 00 every day, and stay up late is the biggest manifestation of self-destruction of youth.

13, I know I will doze off in class tomorrow, but I still surf the Internet all night without hesitation.

14. The person who told me to go to bed early every night has left me. No matter whether I stay up late or not, no one will be angry in the future.

15, knowing that you will doze off in class tomorrow, you can surf the Internet all night without hesitation.