25 funny quotations in one sentence: I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

Those who poured cold water on me, I will boil it back to you one day.

The best way to ruin a relationship is to listen to rumors.

4, don't give me a look, your face is not a palette.

Men are easily tempted. If you regard him as your son, don't blame him for finding you a wife outside.

6. Thank those who speak ill of me behind my back and those who are jealous of me. You pay more attention to my details than my parents. Thank you very much.

7. Don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

8. You don't know how cruel reality is until it slaps you.

9, not dead, don't treat yourself as waste.

10, don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

1 1. I feel sorry for you missing me.

12, there is a wild animal that looks like a man.

13, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

14, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

15, don't watch what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't think, and don't think you are a gourd baby.

16, if my life is a movie, then you are the advertisement that pops up in the middle.

17, if you are ten years younger, I can say that you are naive, but now I can only say that you are mentally retarded.

18, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

19, have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night!

20, long hair, short knowledge, short hair, no knowledge.

2 1, life is hard to go. Make friends, not dogs!

22. Don't play with me, or I'll play along.

23. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

24. Good people are set off by bad people.

25. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.