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Lu Xun's one-act drama novels
(Adapted from Lu Xun's novels "The ever-burning lamp", "Tomorrow" and "The Storm", etc.)
Screenwriter: Shahei
Time: the spring day of a certain year in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China
Venue: Rural area of Luzhen Town, China.
Characters: "Crazy people", all kinds of people (Aunt Grey, Kuoting, Zhuang Qi, Fang Tou, Thin Face, Grandpa Four, Guo Laowa, Lao Hei, Shan Sisao, Awu, Lao Gong, Wang Jiuma, Grandpa Zhao, 7 kg, Quntong).
Most of the stage is occupied by a teahouse with several square tables and benches.
[On the right, near the side curtain, the front room of the Earth Temple is not high, only the temple gate and wall are seen, and the temple gate is closed. This road is in front of the temple.
[The curtain rises. Three or four or five or six children, dressed in rural children's clothes in the late Qing Dynasty, with braids behind their heads, holding skirts before and after, singing nursery rhymes, walked down inside and walked through the temple to the door of the teahouse:
How high is the gate? Thirty-six stories high. Ride a big horse, dance under the knife and take a walk by your door!
[In the teahouse, blue-skinned Ah Wu sat at a table opposite the old arch with a red nose, drinking with a bowl and clinking glasses. Two people are wearing broken felt hats.
Two people (sitting, guessing and gambling): drink!
[The children are playing games, passing by the teahouse, and the sound fades away.
Wu: Aunt Wu, come out!
Aunt Wu: I'm coming. More wine? (takes out a small jar)
Wu: I'm drinking. Why do you think your wine looks soaked today?
Old arch: It seems to be dipped in some water.
Aunt Wu: Bullshit! (Putting down the jar) This is only seven Jin from Shaoxing old shop before boarding the boat.
Wu: (taking a sip) Oh, after you mention it, this wine is really a little different.
Aunt Wu: I said you two,
Two people: Why?
Aunt Wu: You need to add three more copper coins.
Ah, three coppers?
Old Arch: Hey, if you add three coppers, you add three coppers. It's not the same day as Aunt Gray. Look at Aunt Gray's hands. ...
Aunt Wu: Before, my hands were really pink and tender.
Old arch (trying to grab Aunt Gray's hand) You are pink and tender now!
Aunt Wu (knocking off the old arch's hand) I'm not Mrs. Sans, let you bully me!
Wu: Well, I didn't bully her. At best, it's a joke. ...
Laogong: They said that yesterday, you helped her pick two buckets of water. ...
Wu: I, hum, don't think that you are the only one who is smart.
Husband: Actually, we are all very good.
Wu: Being close to the jacket and having fun for a long time is the best.
Lao Gong: Yes, as the saying goes, there is a thief's heart, but no thief's courage.
Aunt Wu: Hey, the ever-burning lamp is on. You two stay away from her!
[pause, two people a little bored to touch the bowl, have a drink.
Husband: The temple gate is not open yet. Do you think the old black man will secretly put out the ever-burning lamp and sell it to save fuel?
Aunt Wu: He doesn't dare.
Lao Gong: That's what he wants. He won't be allowed to guard the temple. I'm waiting!
Wu: I am in front of you.
Husband: Why?
Wu: Don't talk nonsense. Little Bao Er of sister-in-law Shansi's family is very ill.
Laogong: A man is dead, but he can't die any more. ...
Aunt Wu: You crow!
Lao Gong (slapping himself in the mouth): Hey, my smelly mouth!
[seven pounds carrying two kuo came and pushed kuo down on the wall. He has a braid and short hair that is neck-length.
Wu: Here comes seven catties!
Lao Gong: Seven Jin, come and drink!
Seven pounds: no, I'll just have a bowl of tea!
Husband (to Aunt Wu): Please add some wine.
Five aunts: three copper coins!
Husband (to Wu): You have?
Wu: You pad first.
Old arch: (takes out copper coins from his body and puts them on the table) Here, three copper coins!
Aunt Wu (takes the copper coins on the table and adds wine to it): Seven Jin, are you going to Luzhen?
Seven pounds: Luzhen.
Wu: Oh, did you hear any strange noises?
[Grey five aunts with small jars turned in and put it down.
Seven Jin (worried): Your Majesty,
Husband: The emperor?
Seven pounds: the emperor has been in a massage parlor.
Husband Wu (suddenly stands up): Huh? Has the emperor ever been to a massage parlor?
Seven Jin: I ... (touching my head regretfully)
Husband Wu (the two take off their broken felt hats and put down their braids): We have braids.
Seven Jin: It's better for you.
Old Arch: Braids are life!
7 pounds: Alas!
Wu: We know that you didn't cut the braid yourself.
Husband: Yes, you are in the city, and those anti-thieves forced you to cut your braids. Everyone knows that.
Seven pounds: I'm afraid I can't tell you then! What if our whole family depends on me? ...
Wu (sitting down): Don't be afraid. The emperor sat in the massage parlor and asked the emperor for pardon!
Laogong (sitting down): Yes, yes, the emperor's pardon is necessary!
Seven Jin: Oh, if only it were like this.
[Aunt Grey sent a bowl of tea.
Five aunts: Seven catties, your tea!
Seven Jin: Oh. (Take out the copper coins from me, put them on the table and sit down for tea)
Aunt Wu: Don't be busy, alas, it's just a copper coin.
[Single four sister-in-law came up with her child in her arms.
Wu: Isn't Mrs. Sans here?
Husband: Yes, that's her.
Aunt Wu: Hey, Sister-in-law Sun, where are you going?
Sisao: Alas, Bao Xiao seems to be out of breath. ...
Husband: Let me see!
Aunt Wu (pushing the old arch away to Sisao): Where are you taking him?
Sisao: The child is very ill. He went to the temple to ask for an ever-burning lamp.
Wu: Yes, the ever-burning lamp knocked three heads and donated three pounds of lamp oil. Very clever!
Sisao: Yes, I will, but I'm afraid the Bodhisattva will blame me for coming late. ...
Husband: It's too late! Timely!
Aunt Wu: Then you should go quickly. The ever-burning lamp will definitely work.
Lao Gong: Lao Hei is still dead. I'll show you! (gulps down the wine in the bowl, runs out of the teahouse and shouts at the Earth Temple) Old Black! Open the door!
Wu (also hurriedly drank all the wine at once, ran out of the teahouse and shouted at the earth temple) Lao Hei, open the door!
Lao Hei (opens the temple gate and sticks out his head): What's the matter?
Old Wu Gong: Someone is kowtowing.
Lao Hei (looking at it): Oh, then come on in!
[Old Gong Wu accompanied Shan Sisao into the temple, and his door was closed again.
Aunt Wu: These two ghosts! Smelly flies.
7 pounds (thinking only of his own business): Alas!
Aunt Wu: Don't sigh, have tea. (Enter the hotel and get off)
[Zhao sings Beijing Opera.
Zhao Qi (swinging his braid over his head and singing): Deng Yongqiang and Deng Yongqiang made Deng Yongqiang regret, drunk and killed Zheng Xiandi by mistake, regret, ah ... I hit you with Strafe, ah ...
Seven Jin (awe-inspiring): Master Zhao!
Zhao Qi: Oh, Qi Jin is drinking tea alone?
Seven catties: Oh, please, please,
Zhao Qi: It's on me. You mean, you want me to treat you?
7 pounds (speechless) Well, I can't speak. ...
Zhao Qi: Ha ha ha!
Aunt Wu (inside): Master Zhao, have a bowl of wine. Shaoxing time-honored store weighs seven catties.
Zhao Qi: Oh, you want me to taste you?
Aunt Wu: Try it early, fennel beans, delicious bacon and yellow wine. It's perfect! You are Zhao!
Seven catties (instinctive flattery): Yes, Master Qi, try it!
Zhao Yeqi: Do you know how to taste fresh?
Seven Jin (scared and stupid, speechless): I, I, I,
Fifth aunt: seventh master, don't be sad for an honest man.
Zhao Qi: Honest man! Let me ask you something, seven pounds,
Seven Jin: Er,
Zhao Qi: When did you leave town?
Seven Jin: Er, noon, noon.
Seventh Master: So, you went to town early in the morning and went back at noon.
7 pounds: It's rowing.
Seventh Master: Rowing, of course. I didn't say you rode.
Seven Jin: Er, yes, no, no, row the boat before dawn and drive to the city by water.
Seventh Master: Alas, you were born to do nothing but die. You really can't teach others! Let me ask you, did you hear anything in the city?
7 pounds: Wind? Ah, the wind?
[When the temple gate opened, Ah Wu's old arch protected the mountain four sisters-in-law, and Lao Hei closed the temple gate inside.
Aunt Wu: (Greeting Sister Sans) Is Bao Xiao better?
Sisao: It seems better.
Zhao Qi: Talk to me. Did you hear anything?
Seven Jin: No, I don't know.
Zhao Qi: Haven't you heard, or are you afraid to say?
Seven Jin: Er, alas, I don't know.
Wu: He just pays lip service, but he is afraid to tell you now.
Zhao Qi: Hehe, I can guess right. In his mind, there are fifteen buckets to draw water.
Laogong: Yes, yes, you are in such a hurry, Master Qi. You are our best service.
Wu: Yes, we serve the Seventh Master best.
Seven catties: Your Majesty,
Zhao Qi: Your Majesty?
Seven catties: The Emperor sat in the Dragon Pavilion,
Zhao Qi: Ha, ha, ha, I know you must have heard the wind and you were scared.
Seven Jin: There should be a royal pardon, right?
Zhao Qi: Well, it's an amnesty, but what about your braid? Where's your braid? That's all that matters.
Old Wu Gong (takes off his felt hat, touches his braids and nods to each other): The most important thing. ...
Seven pounds: I ...
Fifth Aunt: Master Zhao, at that time, that day happened to meet that unlucky time. The thieves in the city forcibly cut his braid, but it was not his own. ...
Sisao: I heard that, too.
Husband Wu: Yes, that's true.
Zhao Qi: You said he was excusable?
Everyone: Understandable, understandable,
Zhao Qi: But you should know that the protector this time is Zhang Dashuai, and Zhang Dashuai is the descendant of Zhang Fei. With a spear in his hand, he has unstoppable courage. Who is not afraid of him? (The majestic posture with a gun pushed Sister-in-law Shansi two steps)
Sisao (taking two steps back): Oh, don't scare my Bao Er!
Aunt Wu (to Master Zhao): The child was ill. He went to the temple and kowtowed to the ever-burning lamp and made a wish.
Zhao Qi: Yeah, that's right. Fortunately, we have an ever-burning lamp here.
Everyone: Yes!
[Madman, he walked to the temple covered with unkempt long hair.
Madman: put it out, put out the ever-burning lamp! Put it out!
Sisao: Oh, no! (The child starts to cry) Bao Er! Baoji! Good boy! aha ...
Wu: No, it's Mr. Crazy! (Shouting at the temple gate) Old Black, here comes the madman! Close the door!
[Old Black opens his door and closes it quickly.
Madman (look around at the earth temple, but there is still room to go in): Turn off, turn off, turn off the ever-burning lamp ... (Turn behind the temple and go down)
Zhao Qi: Hum, he can't get in! Since Liang Wudi lit this ever-burning lamp for us, it has never been extinguished. It's been 1000 years!
Wu: Brother Liang, like me, is also the fifth!
Zhao Qi: Bah! That's the emperor of the Great Liang Dynasty, known as Liang Wudi. He is Wu, the emperor of that emperor!
Wu: Oh, oh (slapping himself in the mouth) offended, offended.
Husband: It's time to fight!
Wu: Sometimes you are wrong!
Zhao Qi: Listen to me. Our village was not called Ji Guang village.
Laogong: What's that called ...?
Zhao Qi: It's called the prodigal son village!
Everyone: Ah! Prodigal village!
Zhao Qi: So, this madman is the reincarnation of a wolf. He wants to put out the ever-burning lamp. The wolf's ambition, I think, will be beheaded as long as the current emperor announces it to the world.
Everyone: Ah!
Zhao Qi (singing proudly) Ah, I will beat you with my Strafe, ah. ...
Madman (turning from behind the temple, climbing, picking up bricks from the ground and hitting the temple gate): Open the door!
Aunt Wu: Go and pull him away!
Old Gongwu: Hey! Great! (Run over and grab the brick from the madman and drag the madman to the teahouse)
Aunt Wu: Sir Zhong, Sir Zhong, you are a good man. Don't be crazy. Sit down, I'll pour you some tea!
Madman: Go and put out the ever-burning lamp!
Fourth Sister-in-law: No, Sir Zhong, no, I just made a wish for three catties of sesame oil to bless my Bao Er!
Crazy: Nothing. I've thought about everyone. I've thought it over.
Everyone: Have you thought it over for us?
Madman: Yes, I finally figured it out for everyone.
Everyone: Then tell me,
Madman: I said, put out the ever-burning lamp, knock down the teeth of the immortal with three heads and six arms, the wild boar with a cow's head and a horse's face, and burn them. What plague is there? General Wang Lingguan, with half a head, three eyes and a blue face, has such a long hat, and there will be no more disasters, no more plagues. ...
【 nursery rhymes, ring.
Everyone: huh? This?
Aunt Wu: But once the ever-burning lamp goes out, our place will become an ocean, and all of us will become mud. ...
Sisao: Yes, you can't!
Everyone: No!
Seven Jin (immersed in his own thoughts, begging): Your Majesty!
[Children sing nursery rhymes, sing nursery rhymes, play games, stop and whisper: crazy! Crazy!
The children picked up straws, quietly inserted them into the madman's hair, collar and rags, and laughed.
Crazy: Come on, children, it seems that only you can understand. Come with me and put out the ever-burning lamp!
Child: You are crazy, we won't listen to you! Don't listen to you!
Crazy: I'm not crazy,
Child: You are crazy, you are crazy!
Wu: You good monkeys, go and play somewhere else!
[The children rushed out of the side curtain with a smile, singing nursery rhymes and playing games outside the curtain.
[The madman made a painful movement silently, and everyone looked at him and was silent.
Madman (still determined): You must listen to me and nothing else. First, put out the ever-burning lamp, and everything starts from this matter! Start with this!
[all ruthless.
[Kuoting, Zhuangqi, Fangtou, and Thin Face rushed to the scene, followed by Wang Jiuma, and everyone was busy getting out of the way.
Quentin: What's wrong?
Old Arch: He's going to smash the temple gate and put out the ever-burning lamp!
Wu: We have told Lao Hei to close the door.
Lao Gong: None of us listens to him.
Guo Ting: Well, that's good.
Seven Jin (to himself): I'm going home (I took a pair of his bottles and got off quietly).
Quentin (to a madman): What are you doing here? You are not allowed to come here!
Square head and thin face: you are not allowed to come!
Madman: the ever-burning lamp in that temple ...
Kuoting: The ever-burning lamp is a lamp that never goes out. What happened?
Madman: it's out! It will be fine when it goes out.
Kuoting: What's good? Once the ever-burning lamp goes out, this place will become an ocean, everyone will become a loach, and everything will be over!
Everyone: Yes! Can't!
Wu: Just now, Master Zhao also said,
Quentin: Master Zhao, what did he say?
Aunt Wu: He said that this ever-burning lamp was once lit by Lao Wuliang.
Quentin: Huh? Liang Laowu?
Wu: No, no, no, not Mr. Liang Laowu, but an emperor named Liang Wusong!
Quentin: Huh? Liang Wusong?
Husband: He is wrong. He is an emperor named Liang.
Wu: Yes, that's it. He lit this lamp for our village.
Zhuang Qi: Well, Emperor Liang lit this ever-burning lamp for us!
Crazy: Ha ha ha!
Everyone: huh?
Madman: Is Emperor Liang surnamed Liang?
Fifth Aunt: Isn't Emperor Liang surnamed Liang? His last name is ... male. ...
Everybody: What's his last name?
Crazy: His surname is Xiao.
Plastic surgery: Did he have a blowjob?
Fang tou: so the flute player is the queen?
Everyone: Ha ha ha!
Zhuang Qi: Don't listen to the madman!
Madman: Now, you have to listen to me. Any emperor Liang, any ever-burning lamp, and everyone will turn into a loach. This is all nonsense and confusing. Everyone should put out the ever-burning lamp together from now on. This is our real way out!
Kuoting: I said second child, you'd better go home. Don't worry about these things. If you are so crazy outside, your uncle will break your bones. Your uncle can do this without your old man. Everyone will agree that he will discipline you, send you to the county, and accuse you of unfilial, disobedience and rebellion, all of which are beheadings. Why are you making such a fuss? Don't worry, come and see the light in a few days. Maybe it will go out.
Crazy: No, I don't believe you, and I don't have to convince you that you can't talk. I put it out myself. Someone has to do it first. I'm leaving!
Sisao: Oh, my Bao Er! Baoji! Baoji!
Wu (trying by hand): Ah, I can't breathe! It's cold!
Nine Mom: Let me see (see Bao Er, nod at two o'clock, shake again and sigh).
Sisao: Ah, Bao Er! Baoji! Ho ho! (Run to the land temple and kneel down)
[Lao Wu Gong ran to help Shansi's sister-in-law.
Mother Wang Jiuma (running over): You two, go and buy some paper. You also need to buy 49 volumes of The Great Compassion Mantra, which will be burned to Bao Er soon.
Old Wu Gong: Hey, let's go!
Sisao: Money!
Old Wu Gong: We have! (hurry)
Jiuma: Let them pay first. You have to go home and change his clothes, hat, clothes on his feet and things he likes to play with (with sister-in-law Shan Si).
Crazy: this is a disaster, this is a disaster, everyone will lose it, put out that lamp, put out that lamp! He rushed to the earth temple, but was stopped by everyone.
Kuoting: Second, you have always been very sensible, and now you are really confused. Let me enlighten you. You see, even if you turn off that light today, it will be on again tomorrow. Everyone in the village wants this lamp, so it can't be put out and it won't be put out! It is handed down from generation to generation. It is said that it has been on for thousands of years and should be on forever! You are a student. Don't be so stubborn and silly. Go home and have a sleep.
Everyone: Yes, Sir Zhong, you are very clever. Go home and sleep.
Crazy (sneer): Hey, you are right, too. Put it out today, and it will be lit tomorrow! However, everything must start from this matter. Let's do it. You're afraid, I'm not. I'll go first. I will blow out the ever-burning lamp in one breath, knock it over, and then step on it with my foot. ...
Everyone (surprised): Huh?
Quentin: You, you are so backward! Don't think that if your ancestors pinched the seal, we wouldn't dare. We are polite to you, and we will leave you alone today. But do you have to turn all of us and the whole village into loaches? Are you going to let us sink to the bottom of the sea You can't enter the temple. You can't go in. We've taken care of black.
Plastic surgery: we are all heavily guarded, so you can't enter the temple gate.
Madman: In that case, I, I want to find another way.
Fang tou: oh, what else do you have?
Crazy: I, I set fire to it! Yes, I set the fire!
Everyone: Ah!
Crazy: I set the fire! I want to set it on fire! (rushing out of the circle and stumbling down)
Aunt Wu: How could he get away like this? My teahouse is near the temple. ...
Zhuang Qi: What a disaster in our village!
Fang tou: we must find a way to get rid of him!
Face-lifting: Just kill him for such a thing!
Aunt Wu: This won't do. His ancestors pinched the seal.
Guo Ting: But something must be done. ....., to discuss, to hold a discussion!
Everybody: Open discussion?
Guo Ting: Yes. Aunt Gray, you make some tea and prepare some snacks.
Aunt Wu: This fee ...?
Kuoting: Since this is an open discussion, you are indispensable!
Aunt Wu: That's good!
Kuoting: First of all, please invite Guo Laowa.
Fifth Aunt: He!
Quentin: What's the matter?
Aunt Wu: I heard that he never leaves the second house all year round, and only in winter is he taken out to bask in the sun for a while.
Kuoting: But when it comes to big things, only his old man will not compromise! No one dares not to listen.
Fifth Aunt: Yes, yes, it really is. ...
Quentin: Hey, we don't count. We are nothing in front of his old man!
Aunt Wu: Oh, right, right,
Zhuang Qi: Don't talk more if you don't understand. Go about your business.
Aunt Wu (stubborn): You don't have to say it, I know it myself! (enters the teahouse and comes down)
Zhuang Qi (wanting to attack): Hey, this woman. ...
Fang tou: forget it, forget it, it's a woman's house. (to Kuoting) So, Grandpa Four is naturally going to invite him?
Thin face: grandpa four's temper ...
Fang tou: I'm just worried ...
Quentin: Don't be afraid. As long as we say that Guo Laowa is coming, Grandpa Four will come if he doesn't come.
Face-lifting: Yes, yes.
Kuoting: How to deal with a madman? You have to ask him to nod. There is no one in the madman's house. He is a madman's own uncle.
Zhuang Qi: In case, he insists on putting on airs and ignoring us. ...
Quentin: Hey, hey, no, I know.
Everyone: How many do you have?
Quentin: You see, a madman is a person.
Everyone: hmm!
Guo Ting: He's crazy.
Everyone: Of course!
Quentin: But he goes back and forth in the house. ...
Everyone (suddenly enlighted): Oh ... Yes, yes, ok, let's go! (Come down together)
[Static field
[Old Black opened his door a little, poked his head out, then went out, stretched himself "ah" and moved a few times carefully.
Aunt Wu (voice): Be careful, Lao Hei, the madman said, you are going to set fire!
Lao Hei: Huh? Set fire? Great! (Hurry into the temple and close the temple gate)
[Static field
[Auntie, set the tea bowls and refreshments on the table.
[Broad court devoting to meet Guo Laowa, followed by Ah Wu, Lao Gong, Fang Tou, thin face, Zhuang Qi and Wang Jiuma. The children followed, seven pounds wearing a broken felt hat. Guo Laowa was carefully helped to sit down, and five aunts were busy carrying a teapot to meet her from the inside.
Aunt Wu: Oh, Master Guo is here! Please drink tea! (pour the tea, I stand in the back with Wang Jiuma and Qi Jin as spectators. )
They sit or stand quietly.
Quentin: Go away, children!
Everyone (driving children): Go! Let's go
The children dispersed in a hubbub like birds.
[Guo Laowa coughed twice and smoothed her beard, and everyone carefully examined the beauty.
Lao Wa: Where is his fourth master?
Kuoting: Yes, yes, please invite Master Zhao himself. It can't be wrong.
Laowa: Yes.
[Internal voice: Grandpa Four arrives!
【 Wide court to meet out. Zhao ling followed grandpa four.
Guoting: Ah, Master Zhao Si and Master Zhao are here. Sit on it! Sit on it!
Grandpa Four (visiting): Grandpa Guo!
Lao Wa: You two, I'm flattered. Please sit down.
[Sit down.
Lao Wa: Come on, what's the matter?
Quentin: Uh, for Grandpa Four's nephew,
Laowa: Yes, I know. Everyone said that he was "crazy".
Quentin: Grandpa Four is here, so I don't know.
Grandpa four: Never mind, just say it. Anyway, as everyone knows, my family is unfortunate, and I can't help it. This is all karma. When my second son was alive, he didn't believe in bodhisattvas. As a result, the bodhisattva let him die early, leaving such a thing. You said, you go on, not start a family business.
Quentin: Since Grandpa Four said so, let me get this straight. He's been wandering around the temple these days, trying to go in and put out the ever-burning lamp, but everyone can't persuade him to close the temple gate, but he just won't give up and said he would set it on fire. ...
Lao Wa: Ah!
Quentin: He said he would set the temple on fire, so we can't. ...
Lao Wa: Look, Grandpa Four, is there any good way to cure him?
Grandpa four: everyone says, everyone says,
Zhao Qi: I have an idea. I tied him up with a rope and sent him to the city god temple. I will put him in front of the tenth hall of hades one night to drive away his evil spirits.
Kuoting: It's a good idea, but he's crazy. One night in the Chenghuang Temple is not enough. If he stays for seven nights and eight nights, the time is too long, and the City God Temple is in the city, it is very troublesome to send someone to watch him. ...
Fang tou: if he takes advantage of the loophole and runs away, he will really set fire to it. ...
Quentin: Too bad!
Lao Wa: Alas!
Grandpa four: When things come to this, everyone says, what should we do? I can't control this offspring!
Face-lifting: Last year, I killed a madman in Waizhuang, saying that everyone played together and couldn't tell the order. As a result, I was pulled down.
Zhuang Qi (glancing at Grandpa Four): After all, ...
Wu: I said, find a room and lock him up.
Lao Wa: Well, all right, then you go and arrest him and take him to grandpa four's house.
Grandpa four: There is no spare house for him at home, and I don't know when he will be ready. ...
Lao Wa: Doesn't he own two houses? Just need someone to watch him,
Grandpa four: Alas, although he is crazy, he is such a big man and has never married a relative. Pity my second child will die. ...
Laowa: Yes, what a pity. ...
Grandpa four: My family is Shuner, and I'm going to get married in autumn. After marriage, we will have a second son. I think we can adopt him to the old mistress, so that he won't be burned to death. ...
Kuoting: Grandpa Four is really a bodhisattva!
Grandpa four: After all, he and I are uncles, and the spilled blood can be combined.
Kuoting: Right, right. Anyway, Grandpa Four should worry more about his affairs, so let him go. ...
Fang tou: locked in his own house, nailed the door and locked it,
Grandpa four: There is a house over there, but it is troublesome to need someone to look after it. The old black in the temple idles around all day, just stare at him. I remember there were several vacant rooms in the temple.
Laowa: Laohei is idle, but isn't your nephew going to the temple to extinguish the ever-burning lamp?
Grandpa four: I'm not afraid of him when I'm locked up. Only the ever-burning lamp can drive away the evil spirits from him. Might as well be locked up in a temple.
Laowa: Oh, all right, all right.
Guo Ting: Lock him up. There is a room in the west corner of the temple, which is suitable for stacking sundries. There is only a small square window on the wall, which is thick, straight and strong. He can't get out. Tell old Heido to pay attention.
Face-lifting: We can also lock his hands and feet.
Grandpa four: alas, unfilial descendants!
Lao Wa: Grandpa Four, that's it!
Grandpa four: OK.
Lao Wa: Where is Master Zhao?
Zhao Qi: OK. What about seven Jin?
Seven catties: Seven lords!
Zhao Qi: You stupid felt hat, you should wear it tighter!
Seven Jin: Right, right.
Zhao Qi: It's time to work hard and do more.
Seven Jin: Right, right. (Still standing aside)
Guoting: All right, everybody, listen up. Before it's too late, we'll split into two groups. We'll take grandpa four Guo and grandpa seven Zhao home and look for him all the way.
【 Grandpa. Dundem
[The light is on. There is only one wall on the stage. There is a stone under the wall. There is a small window with a thick wooden grating on the wall. There is a "madman" face inside, and his hands are climbing the grating.
[Silence.
[Sister-in-law Shan Si is very tired on the ground. She is leaning on a bamboo pole. She looks like unkempt garbage and looks dull. She went to the wall and sat feebly on a stone.
Sisao: Bao Er! Baoji!
Crazy: I set the fire! I set it on fire!
Fourth Sister-in-law (unresponsive to the madman's shouts): Bao Er!
【 wearing a broken felt hat, seven catties walked over with his head down, carrying a double drum.
【 The children in the game pull skirts and sing nursery rhymes, and turn around again and again on the stage:
Danglong, Danglong, put it in Wangjiazhuang Village. The fire was lost in Wangjiazhuang village. Big and small, come with me!
Crazy: I set the fire! I set it on fire!
The children stopped, stood in a row towards the window and "shot" at the window under the command of a child.
Child leader: ready, let go!
Children: Bang! Bang!
【 The child smiled with a clap. Continue to sing their nursery rhymes, play their games and file in.
Fourth Sister-in-law (stands up, takes a few steps with the child, stops, reaches out her hopeful hand and groans): Bao Er!
Crazy: I set the fire! I set it on fire!
[Dimly lit, dark.
[In the darkness, I only heard the cry of the madman "I set fire" and the whine of Shan Sisao calling "Bao Er".
[The curtain closes. The end of the play. ]
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