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The composition topic is about 500 words about those things in the village.

The endless sky and sea is the hope of every farmer, and the red and green vegetables and tobacco leaves between the sky and sea are really the running dogs that all farmers expect to "jump". A few years ago, the agriculture in the village was quite primitive, which can be described as "self-planting and self-selling". In order to help the villagers get rid of poverty and get rich, the government and the village actively adjust the industrial structure and find ways to get rich. At first, many people were unwilling to take this dangerous road, but after all, they changed the original agricultural model, because some crops planted in the past were fed to two pigs at most for money, and one or two pigs could only sell for about 2,000 yuan at that time. If you switch to vegetables, you can quadruple it, and the income of ordinary families can exceed 10 thousand yuan. Such a total is really a good way to pick up the "official gold certificate".

Dreaming of collecting "official gold coupons" and counting tickets, the villagers planted vegetables and tobacco leaves without thinking. As expected, there is no difference between planting vegetables and planting tobacco leaves and panning for gold, but tobacco leaves are not very popular, because they are similar to the planned economy, and the prices are mostly stuck. It depends on the buyer's face when buying. Maybe it will be left out in the cold for a long time, so they all say that you will never grow this kind of tobacco again. Some people make jokes: "I am joking with my life and putting my mother's curse on you." After all, I didn't plant that thing again, but that oath fell into the joke of the villagers and was laughed at from then on. Jokes are jokes, but life goes on. Since God has given you a lifetime, he won't let you stay. Since growing tobacco leaves is too cheap, let's grow vegetables. In order to survive, vegetables, tomatoes and peppers have become the leading industries.

It is said that God has eyes, and sometimes it may be true. Vegetable is an appetizing candy, which is not only "high in sweetness" but also full in weight. Foreign vendors flocked to the village in batches, as if to crush the village. On the wide concrete road, it is more difficult to see a car than a ghost, but as long as the people who buy vegetables are on the road in the village, the car carrying vegetables will come back to life day and night. It is not difficult for villagers to take a ride to the town and county. Just a few packs of cigarettes and tickets are much better and more convenient than those who specialize in passenger transport. They say those drivers are good people, but they don't look forward (to money). They are not all pigs. It is said that the driver is kind and can't catch up with the enthusiasm of the food suppliers to collect food in the countryside. In order to let you sell the food to him, I can't wait to call you dad, and I can make friends smoothly. It is said that you are very unhappy and want to sell the food to him happily, but you always smile at you when you pay, fearing most of it. In the eyes of the villagers, growing vegetables is so "cheap" (contrary to the above "cheap"). Selling vegetables is much more pleasing to the eye than buying cigarettes, just like adopting children.

In July, the tomatoes are ripe, and the vegetable merchants can't sit still. They go down to the fields to exchange experiences with vegetable farmers, make purchase contracts and set protection prices, for fear that other vegetable merchants will take advantage of the loopholes, which is also a direct transaction, unlike the current vegetable collectors, who make money at different levels and earn the difference. At that time, tomatoes were "soft gold" and sold at a high price of two yuan and seventy-eight cents per catty. The packaging is exquisite, and the words "natural alpine vegetables, green and pollution-free" are printed on the color map. I secretly smiled a few times: Is it so healthy? Is it not just a "cowhide advertisement"? Buyers are really too busy to come over, so they have to recruit some people to help with the work. Most of them are local "vagrants". These people are not just vegetable merchants, they always play cards like vegetable merchants. But as long as the vegetable market is good, vegetable merchants will naturally fire these "black dogs" (ugly names for working, generally not shouting in person), and they will never want to get the job again after being fired. Vegetable vendors are really sophisticated. I'm afraid they understand the historical harm of "a levee of a thousand miles is destroyed by an ant nest"! In fact, it is the vegetable merchants who see the importance of business. Tomatoes have entered the peak period, and such unpleasantness only rarely happens.

Tomatoes enter the peak period, and peppers are also on the market for the second time. Vegetable merchants (mainly peppers) immediately organized people to go up the mountain to buy. Compared with the price increase and peace, it is just like bidding. Whoever receives more is the winning bidder, and of course he is also a person who prepares wealth. Watching foreign merchants work hard to collect peppers, some brave and hard-core villagers followed suit. Most of these die-hard people who know nothing about marketing are active in the market economy with their first investment, hoping to lose a few "small money" without even touching a splash. Later, they became more and more successful and even competed with foreign vegetable merchants. But the villagers are willing to do business with foreigners, because foreigners are kind and don't make black-hearted money. Unlike those local vendors in the village, they don't pay fake money if they put magnets on the scales. It's really impossible to prevent. Thanks to them, they are still villagers. What a fucking thing. I can't wait for them to leave at once. But over time, the business naturally failed and had to disband and go home, so some former vegetable sellers lamented that there was no food. Foreign vendors are still thriving in collecting and transporting peppers until the last batch is collected. The vegetable merchants left one after another, leaving behind the unanimous praise of the vegetable farmers and the "red leaves" that can cut radishes. At that time, vegetable farmers were very rich and generous, and some people who went up the mountain to engage in mobile business also aimed at business opportunities and made a fortune. Tianjin Damanhua's non-staple food truck croakes all day long, as long as it goes, it seems to fall into a "sweet trap". Dad said angrily, you have to count the votes. These guys won't be patient because they have a lot of money and they pay hundreds of dollars. They pay attention to a class and are generous. It's consumer. Those peasant women who wear gold, silver and jade are really consumers. After selling vegetables, the pockets are bulging a lot, and some people pay more attention to face.

"Sticking money", thousands of earrings and necklaces are hung around the neck and body, which is dazzling, as if it is more attractive than the whole person.

Times are changing, and so are villages. If you ask the vegetable farmers in the village what else is changing, add: "The vegetable market is changing". Having said that, whether the vegetable market is getting better or declining can be roughly known from the sad faces of vegetable farmers. Every night, vegetable farmers keep staring at the "CCTV Financial Channel" to see the trend of vegetable prices and the downward red arrow. The eyes of vegetable farmers are full of disappointment. The decline in vegetable prices means that the purchase price will fall, and there is even the danger of unsalable sales. As expected, this year's purchase price has really gone down from the beginning, and it is extremely low. In previous years, peppers and tomatoes could sell for two or three yuan. Only 67 cents was collected this year, and tomatoes are unsalable. Even if some vegetable merchants buy it, it is almost as good as giving it to him. Can it be considered that 67 yuan sells tomatoes (about 40 kg each)? Six or seven dollars a piece, an acre of land can't even sell an investment.

The price of vegetables is low, and some foreign vegetable merchants are reluctant to come in to collect vegetables. Instead, some collectors collect. The collection agent may be the most treacherous businessman in the countryside today. The collector is the "uncle" in the village (generally called "uncle dog"), but without these collectors, there is really no other way to go-selling vegetables is important. When the bill collector is driving on the road, he will never stop to give way when he sees a vegetable farmer in front, because "the vegetable seller (who is also the bill collector) has priority" this season. That's not enough. The most ostentatious thing is to serve farmers and collect vegetables. The vegetable farmer pretends to smoke (the written language respects cigarettes) and he likes to ignore it. Good food tastes worse than shit. At this time, in order to let the vegetable receiver collect the vegetables, the vegetable farmer will think about his advantages. Don't stop until the collector is willing to collect food. Of course, some vegetable farmers probably don't need this trick, just spend a pig's hoof or a rooster. Therefore, many people satirize that in the days of collecting vegetables, the people who collect vegetables are always rich. Of course, these collection agents are completely ignorant of what the vegetable farmers say, just for the sake of the moment. Even if the collection agent is happy today, vegetable farmers can't get a good price. The acquiring agent eats layers of kickbacks, earns freight, and often collects transshipment fees from foreign vegetable merchants. Collection agents like to do business with those old people. Older people are timid, afraid to ask for prices (asking for prices and not accepting vegetables), and obedient. Moreover, some unscrupulous collection agents give fake money, which is not easy for older vegetable farmers to find. Even if they find out, they won't say anything. They know that these "masters" are not easy to mess with, and if they don't, they will talk a lot. If these collectors meet an unbelieving young vegetable farmer, they may have a different ending. Teaching (being beaten) is inevitable. If they don't do well, they will alarm the cadres in the village and say that cadres are actually "officials" in the village. They can't do anything about those debt collection agents. Cadres have no choice, but vegetable farmers have no choice. One person leads the vegetable movement, and the collective does not sell vegetables to the garbage collectors. After a long time, the food will go bad, and the collector will not survive the natural dissolution of colonization, and the collection career will end here. It is a joke that has been circulating for a long time. Vegetables are at their peak, and they need to be sold urgently. In order to sell vegetables, another group of vegetable collectors had to appear. In this way, the rotation of collection agents from one class to another, like bamboo shoots, is endless from generation to generation.

Deep in the silent mountains and in the big villages, there are comedies and tragedies of vegetables (or vegetable farmers). Food promotes folk music, while food weakens people's grief. The vegetable farmer sighed: "I have never walked through the fields in my life."