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The hole dug by Transformers 5 can actually be filled in.

In the carnival and abuse, the live-action Transformers series has gone through 10 years.

Before the release of "Change 5", there was an overwhelming "Transformers Ultimate Guide".

What's the new function of change 5? Don't talk.

How much is invested in "Change 5", how to blow up special effects, and what IMAX double shooting, don't say it.

Is selling copies the last direct Transformers? No talking.

This article will combine the American version of Transformers comics, 1984 G 1 animation (98 episodes), and 20 10 3D Transformers: Witness of Leaders.

However, the focus is on the live-action movie "Transformers" series, and the timeline arrangement and inference have been done in detail for everyone (although it feels wrong).

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"Change 5" used nine heavyweight screenwriters to hold a closed-door multi-day round table meeting to discuss the formation of the Transformers universe framework.

After watching the movie, Dacong found that either nine screenwriters finally fell apart, or selling copies could not control this huge story line.

I meditated on WTF several times while watching movies.

Obviously, this is not a Transformers reboot. Because there are some 1-4 shots and characters in the movie.

And the protagonist is also the protagonist of Change 4.

However, according to the development of the plot, there are many contradictions between the plot of Change 5 and the plot of 1-4, and many explanations become far-fetched.

In fact, Dacong really doesn't hate this change, and he won't be angry, disgusted or angry about this change.

Da Cong just can't figure out why the Transformers series with such a strong animation background is still unclear and the background is vague, which is so obvious from the plot contradiction of the previous movies.

Let's talk about hard injuries first

1. Merlin, an alcoholic, got Sebo Tan Xing's highest energy scepter in a few words.

Then the Transformers Knight cooperated with King Arthur Knight.

The opening of Byzantine's play is very strange.

I just want to ask, why do you want to help King Arthur, why do you want to help the Red Crusader? In the dark period of human development, no war is just.

2. Later in modern times, the little girl Isabella dominated a large part of the story from the beginning. And then it was gone.

Is this role dispensable?

3. If the background of the world is that aliens keep invading the earth, and Setan has been detected to crash into the earth, then the survival of the earth is in jeopardy.

But Vivian, an Oxford female doctor, is still playing polo leisurely with others in England? !

Do American children go to King Kong Site to play after school?

How many countries in Cuba have free zones?

These settings are so strange. Do you want to express that every human being is numb, or do you want to hack all state management institutions?

The Human Anti-Transformers Force (TRF) agreed to oppose alien invasion to the end.

But suddenly, people who cooperate with Megatron and others to catch cars have pulled the IQ of human beings to a negative value.

After that, the cooperation with Megatron fell through and turned to cooperate with Autobots.

What happened? !

5. If Tan Xing in Sebo is the hometown of Transformers, then according to the animation and the pictures in previous movies, Tan Xing in Sebo is a metal planet.

But when Sebo and Tan Xing came to the earth, how did I see a small amount of vegetation and greening in Tan Xing, Sebo? !

And when humans and autobots attack the launcher, there is a lot of dirt and dust in the fighting place! To show a battle like a human beach?

Well, Dacong knows that selling copies is a good way to control the scene of a war fight, but when watching this fight, he thought he was watching the sci-fi version of Crisis 13 hours.

In order to return to the most familiar dust war, the director sold copies and abruptly added soil and vegetation to Tan Xing, Sebo, which is unscientific!

In addition, there are many holes dug by myself in the film, but I feel too lazy to fill them.

If a movie really wants to dig a pit, it should dig a pit that the audience is willing to jump, not a pit that the audience wants to vomit.

Then talk about the weakness of change 5.

Koko, nine screenwriters, right?

Are nine screenwriters responsible for nine stories, and then hire nine editors and nine main photographers? Nine people. .

The biggest feeling of watching this movie "Change 5" is that it was cut into many small pieces. If you watch it alone, you will feel very good.

Especially the scene of racing and fighting, it should be said that it is a visual feast.

But when these fragments are combined into a movie, there are many problems in the connection between characters and stories.

What is particularly disappointing is that the editing speed is too fast when the most important story unfolds.

I can't digest this scene properly. The fighting scene came, the advertisement came, and the funny jokes came.

In the actor performance, Da Cong wants to say that Anthony is Anthony, Mark is Mark, and Transformers is Transformers.

Actors and movies are separate.

There is nothing wrong with the actor's performance. The problem lies in the role setting and script.

Before the release of "Change 5", Da Cong thought that the earl played by Anthony would definitely die.

Sure enough.

After all, an actor like Anthony can promise you to play a Transformers.

In addition, judging from the amount of story extraction. Excluding special effects fighting scene time, advertising time and funny bridge time, the five Transformers should be:

Change 1: Tell stories nearly half the time.

Variation 2: Tell stories one third of the time.

Change 3: Tell stories for a quarter of the time.

Change 4: One fifth or even less time to tell stories.

Change 5: Go back to telling stories for a quarter or more of the time (but the story collapses).

But judging from Dacong's own expectation, I hope to see more thoughts and more reasonable stories in Change 5.

But it backfired.

There is also the most important protagonist of Transformers-Optimus Prime.

Almost became the role of soy sauce.

Optimus Prime first appeared, then disappeared for a long time, and finally appeared in the last 40 minutes (there were few lines in the whole play).

The entire Transformers series. Optimus Prime's fate is: wrongly recognizing another country.

Since Optimus Prime came to the earth, he has unconditionally helped and protected mankind, even at the expense of his home planet.

And humans questioned these alien steel again and again, and they became afraid.

In the change of 1, human beings met Optimus Prime and his autobots for the first time, and they were full of expectation and admiration.

Humans cooperate with autobots, but humans begin to have reservations and threaten and question Transformers at the same time.

The cooperative relationship between human beings and autobots began to break down. Even repatriate autobots from the earth.

Change 4. Humans exchange terms with bounty hunters in the universe to clean Transformers on a large scale.

Humans have formed an army against aliens, rejecting and cleaning up any alien life.

And Optimus Prime, still silly, infatuated and wishful thinking, loves his so-called second "home"-the earth and mankind.

If it was Superman, I would understand.

After all, Superman came to the earth from infancy and was raised and educated by human parents.

Superman has feelings for the earth and mankind, which is understandable.

However, according to the movie description, when Optimus Prime came to the earth for more than ten years, where did his feelings accumulate, which made him feel that the earth was his hometown?

This reminds Da Cong of the word "hometown". What is the meaning of hometown? Is to give you a sense of belonging.

Optimus Prime always keeps saying that the earth is his second hometown. Optimus Prime and his autobots, even the entire Transformers Group, have been unpopular with human beings since the second movie.

Excuse me, where does your sense of belonging come from and where does your hometown come from? !

Where do autobots come from to help save hopeless human beings? !

This is the biggest and most fundamental problem of the movie version of Transformers.

Mistake a foreign land.

For Autobots, for Optimus Prime, I can only think of this word.

Keywords: time and historical line

Since it was changed to 1, in fact, a lot of evidence has been used to show that transformers came to the earth a long time ago and have close ties with the earth.

In the plot, some important historical events of mankind are also combined with the visit of Transformers.

1 year, the Hoover Dam was built, the seventh district was built, the megatron remains were studied, and the origin of modern science and technology was obtained from the research. Satellites, lasers and spaceships were all developed from Megatron.

In Variation 2, the construction of pyramids becomes related to energy.

In Change 3, during the Cold War, the ultimate goal of American landing on the moon was to study the Transformers Ark spacecraft that landed on the back of the moon.

In Change 4, the disappearance of the dinosaur era is also related to the original founder of Transformers.

Therefore, in Change 5, the history of King Arthur, the history of World War II, and some major historical events all have the shadow of Transformers.

Therefore, tampering with human history and forcing the story of Transformers is nothing new in Change 5, but only continues and strengthens the history of Transformers and mankind.

Therefore, Dacong relies on the real-life cartoon version and the G 1 animated version, and focuses on the movie version of Transformers. Rewritten the entire timeline of Transformers.

However, Dacong can also tell everyone responsibly that this is an irresponsible timeline reasoning full of bugs.

Because the screenwriter who sold the copy to 5 was not responsible for himself and did not explain the cause and effect to the audience clearly. No wonder we may have a lot of wrong reasoning. (spread out his hands)

At the beginning of the universe,

There is a god of creation called one. The god of the universe breathes with the universe.

Then that man used his power to give birth to the universe emperor.

The universe emperor is full of chaos and evil, and he wants to restore the universe to its original state.

In order to balance the whole time and space, one gave birth to the brother of the universe-Yuan Zun with the power of the other half.

After the Yuan Dynasty, the Buddha created seven Transformers leaders (Change 2 appeared) and established the primitive form of Sebo Tan Xing.

After that, Kunsha led her troops to invade Tanxing, Sebo, and ruled Sebert.

According to the beginning of Change 4, if Kuntesha put seeds into the soil to transform metals during the dinosaur period, Kuntesha also transformed Tan Xing in Sebo with seeds.

Therefore, Sebo Tan Xing became one of the planets of Kuntaisha.

She began to create her ideal transformers, created the army, the source of fanaticism.

The other part is the civilian Transformers, which is the source of autobots.

At the same time, Kuntesha also created 12 knights, namely Change Knight 5, to help her lead Sebo Tan Xing.

However, the Transformers and the seven leaders of the Knights rebelled and drove Kuntsha away, so Kuntsha had to flee back to Kuntfloxacin.

Quintafloxacin temporarily abandoned Cybertron and turned to transform and enslave other planets. In the meantime, the earth is one of the goals of quintafloxacin.

The opening of Change 4 is this story. In the age of dinosaurs, the Kunt Sand Star people extinct dinosaurs and turned them into King Kong dinosaurs.

But I don't know why, at that time, the Kunt Shaxing people didn't completely turn the earth into a metal planet. However, it seems that the screenwriter doesn't want to give a reasonable explanation (or he is not Quint Sandstar at all).

Anyway, Sebo Tan Xing entered a golden period of development after Cybertron became the master again.

The matrix energy of Transformers mentioned in 1 and 2 is the key to the replication of Transformers. Therefore, after Sebo Tan Xing was released, it prospered by using matrix energy.

But according to the law of conservation of energy, the matrix energy source will be exhausted one day.

Cybertronians need to use the energy of other planets to convert it into matrix energy.

So the seven leaders held a meeting and decided that after finding a star, they should try not to change the ecology and current situation of that star, and only absorb part of the energy conversion.

Cybertron people began to look for the stars of the universe for their own survival and reproduction.

Naturally, seven leaders discovered the sun and built an energy tower on the earth. There is also a story about building a pyramid in Egypt in exchange for 2.

At that time, one of the leaders "degenerated" and rebelled, trying to monopolize the energy. That is, the story of change 2, other King Kong leaders sealed "depravity".

He sealed the energy source with his own body and hid it in Egypt.

At this time, Cybertron, Megatron and Optimus Prime were born.

Megatron is Sentinel Prime's apprentice, and Optimus Prime is a homeless child adopted by Sentinel Prime (Sentinel Prime appears in Change 3).

So in the beginning, Megatron and Optimus Prime were both apprentices of Yutian, playing for Cybertron together.

So in the final battle of Change 5, Megatron said to Optimus Prime that we were brothers.

With the development of time, Sentinel Prime thought that Optimus Prime was just, so he attached great importance to Optimus Prime, while Megatron was left out in the cold and began to think about dictatorship in Tan Xing, Sebo.

Thus, the battle between autobots and fanatics began.

Seeing that the fanatics were about to win, the knights fled first with wands that could change their fate and fell to the ground. So there is a plot to change to 5.

After that, Sentinel Prime escaped with an energy column that could revive Sebo Tan Xing and landed on the moon. This is the plot of Change 3.

Megatron then fell to the earth, so there was a story that 1 was frozen.

Dacong knows that many plots have time differences, but the movie doesn't give an explanation! )

In Change 3, Sebo Tan Xing is destroyed.

Fall apart in change 5 and need to be reorganized.

Kuntesha once again returned to Tan Xing, Sebo, to rebuild the broken Tan Xing, Sebo.

Because Kuntesha knows a secret, that is, the earth is actually the universe emperor.

This link is the most chaotic one in the film. I can't explain it at all! After that, Kuntesha tamed Optimus Prime with her own divine power. Of course, before this, Megatron had been domesticated, which can be known from the red slavery mark on Megatron's face.

The most fascinating sentence in the preview of "Change 5" is to tell us why Transformers always visit the earth.

It turns out that the earth is the universe emperor, so does Kuntesha want to destroy the universe emperor or support the universe emperor?

Moreover, in the film, whether the earth is Unicron's earth or the universe emperor lurking in the earth.

The film translation and plot explanation here are unclear and vague.

In addition, what is the purpose of the knights finally coming to the earth?

What is the purpose of the knights giving the scepter to Merlin?

If you want to take human beings as the leading role and push American individual heroism to a climax, you don't need to change the classic Transformers comic universe view like this!

In short, this historical timeline is arranged according to the plot of the film, and there are many unexplained places. Let's just watch and don't take it too seriously. Not to mention life attacks. Oh, please.

Keywords: the future after changing to 5

From the trailer of Change 5, we know that Optimus Prime went to the founder, but he rusted in the middle of the universe and felt dead. What did he go through?

But "Change 5" also has such a picture, and there is no useful story except that Optimus Prime's declaration of defending mankind is played in a loop like a satellite!

So we can also understand what Optimus Prime has experienced.

What's even more ridiculous is that he soon took a fancy to his Sebo Tan Xing.

What happened in the middle? !

The screenwriter didn't give any explanation. This is not to dig a hole for the audience, but to dig a grave for yourself.

Finally, Optimus Prime also said that the earth hides many unknown secrets.

It means that Change 5 is still digging holes for the Bumblebee movie, Change 6 and the Transformers series after that.

When the credits were released, the story continued. After the defeat, Kuntesha became a human being, walking in the desert, near a metal corner where the universe emperor grew up.

Kuntesha met a scientist and said, don't touch him. He doesn't like it, but I can teach you how to kill him. !

Black question mark face. . .

Well, Da Cong can only continue to make irresponsible brain hole inferences.

First of all, everyone should understand that the universe emperor of Transformers in anime is a huge god, and he is the first god in the universe (if there is no version of that one).

The emperor of the universe is evil. He lives by devouring planets and can travel through time and space.

Therefore, I prefer to believe that the universe emperor lurked into the earth at an unknown point in time and was about to devour the earth. Not the earth, but the universe emperor.

At this time, Kuntesha needed the energy of the earth to reorganize Setan, and also came to the earth.

At this time, the universe emperor grew horns, which Da Cong thought was a means for the universe emperor to resist defense.

In other words, the universe emperor will fight for the earth, and Kuntesha will fight for the earth.

In short, the earth is the object of all life in the universe.

So many puzzles can only be solved by the later Transformers.

But do you really want to know the answer?

There is a good chance to change to 5, that is, to connect all the historical contents before changing to 4. But now, instead of explaining it, it has added many mysteries.

Such movies make people very tired. Are you tired?

Dacong doesn't care if the copy is directed for the last time, but is willing to wait another ten years and reissue the restarted version of Transformers.