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I get angry when my husband plays mahjong.

1, you must be present at every game and never be late or leave early.

-Show a strong sense of time.

2, do not complain, do not dislike the environment: a few square meters, smoking, athlete's foot, are acceptable.

-Explain that in the process of success, you have to endure all bad environmental factors.

3, 3 lack of anxiety at the moment.

-it shows that there is team spirit.

4, lost thousands of dollars, don't jump face, win or lose and smile! I lost today, and I will get it back tomorrow!

-Explain that there is an investment concept.

5, missed one, touch the next one! One is not stupid, look!

-Explain that you are not afraid of failure, make persistent efforts and live in hope.

6. Always stand behind the master, nod and smile, and learn what you want.

-shows that you are good at learning the strengths of others.

7, simple things are repeated, repeated actions are done very happily, don't eat, don't go home, until you turn over, even all night.

-explain that sticking to the end is a good mentality of victory.

8, often opposed by family and friends doing nothing, but also relish!

-Explain that you have a healthy attitude of going forward and being positive and optimistic.

9. Touch cards and leverage cards, and you will be grateful to those who help you listen to cards. Hu pai, thanks to the person who shot.

-Explain that you have an understanding and grateful heart!

Playing mahjong jingles

Playing cards has a good style and is often found.

Playing cards is ugly. You come and others go.

Playing cards well shows clear thinking,

Playing cards seriously shows that you know the economy.

There are strange tricks in playing cards, which shows high quality.

Do not surrender if you lose, and have a strong sense of competition.

Dare to play monotonous cards, there must be background.

Don't leave if you win or lose. You can be the first.

Playing cards pays attention to personality, and cheating is unacceptable.

Playing cards is all friends, not playing inside and outside.

Playing cards is not smart, it depends on luck.

Grasping cards depends on luck, and playing cards depends on skill.

Play cards in a civilized way, and never swear.

Don't be angry when you talk, and don't be angry when you listen.

Hahaha! If you are happy! If you have such a friend who loves playing mahjong, you must show him, hahaha ~