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Compared with Erlang God Yang Jian, Marshal Tian Peng's official position is bigger.
Although Zhu Bajie's official position is big, he is also bound by many constraints. Office and power are sometimes different. How can a position without power compare with a small official power? The ancients said, "It is better to be a chicken's mouth than a cow's queen." Theoretically, Tian Peng Yuan Shuai is a big official, in charge of 100,000 water troops in the sky, and there are countless war generals. No matter where he goes, he must be crowding round, commanding, heavily guarded and with infinite scenery. However, just because he drank too much and ran to the door of Chang 'e's house to make trouble, he was punished as a pig and laid the world down. No one cared about him anymore.
Yang Jian's office is still in the world, and the address is Guanjiangkou. The Monkey King couldn't beat him, so he ran to Guanjiangkou and changed into his appearance. He looked at the incense. He saw three sacrifices repaid by Li Hu, the blessing promised by Zhang Long, Zhao Jia's petition for a child, and Qian Bing's good wishes for the disease. As can be seen from this detail, Erlang God usually has a specific job. Begging, treating diseases, making wishes, keeping safe ... are all busy.
Yang Jian only has 1200 guard, but this is his private guard. This kind of troops is different from that of Pig Bajie. These people are his personal guards and are not controlled by the jade emperor. Yang Jian belongs to the kind of hero with a title. In fact, he has his own fief. Guanjiangkou is his fief, also known as the Marquis. According to the ancient compilation, the followers of 1200 are already high officials. For example, before Li Shimin proclaimed himself king of Qin, Li Shimin was only guarded by 65,438+10,000 people.
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