Taobao customer service is not online and the automatic reply content is funny and interesting

1. I am a Teletubbies. You don’t have an antenna, so we can’t communicate. 2. Help Yue Yue find a small dress and wait for me to come back. 3. You stay here and don’t move. I’ll buy you some oranges. 4. Hello, I am an automatic reply. You can chat with me, but this is what I know.

Taobao customer service’s automatic reply when not online is funny and interesting

1. I am a Teletubbies, and you don’t have an antenna, so we can’t communicate.

2. Help Yue Yue find a small dress and wait for me to come back.

3. Stay here and don’t move. I’ll buy you some oranges.

4. Hello, I am an automatic reply. You can chat with me, but I only know this sentence.

5. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

6. If you didn’t see the message just now, please send it again.

7. Hanhan is hibernating.

8. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no homework for you to copy.

9. [Auto-reply] Sorry, the other party's message has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unblock it.

10. Hello, this is an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but I can only say this.

11. The sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.

12. Hello, I am discussing with Gunara, the God of Darkness, on how to destroy the Fairy Castle. If you have any difficulties, please contact Super Wings or call Team Paw. Anyway, I’m not here right now!

13. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy. He will come back after fighting the monsters. You will see him in a moment.

14. I went to the Milky Way and came back to bring you the stars.

15. Your message has been delivered but the other party will not reply after receiving it.

16. Yi Yang Qianxi’s wife is not here.

17. Your little cutie is rushing eight hundred miles to reach your chat interface.

18. Hello, if you have a new love order, please check it in time.

19. I am installing elevators on Everest, installing cling film on the Badaling Great Wall, mining lunar rocks on the moon, and installing awnings on the Pacific Ocean. How can your trivial things disturb my sweet dreams.

20. You are the beauty that is limited to summer and will reply within the appreciation period.