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40 jokes with big teeth.
Second, every time I don't want to study, I look in the mirror and tell myself that I must study hard like this, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.
3. Two days ago, a friend went to the entry-exit administration office to apply for a Thai passport. When he was excited, he wrote "Qin State" in the column of destination country. Directly gave the form to the police. After watching it, the police stunned for a long time and said to him affectionately: "We only do outbound business, not cross-border business!
Before the wife's due date, the husband received the order to go to sea. Before leaving, he said to his wife, "We have to prepare a boy's name just in case." But until the departure, the husband didn't know what to name the child.
A few weeks later, the husband received a telegram from home at sea: Your son was born just in case.
When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers, and vowed to have one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.
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