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1, "The meaning of insurance": A white dove was combing her hair by the water when she suddenly heard "Help-help!" The dove immediately followed the sound and flew to the surface. She saw an ant struggling in the water. The kind little pigeon couldn't bear destruction, so she picked up a straw stick and put her hand into the water to save the ants. The little ant was just about to say thank you when he saw the little white dove fly to the stream and continue to comb her feathers, as if nothing had happened. At this time, a hunter came to the river by the stream and saw this beautiful white dove. He quietly raised his bow and arrow. This was discovered by an ant. He feels bad and the benefactor is in trouble. I have to save him. So the ant risked his life, climbed to the hunter's foot and bit hard. The hunter didn't know what bit him. He looked back and the arrow in his hand jingled to the ground. When the little white dove heard this, she found the hunter.

2. No insurance: A young man received a dear John letter from his girlfriend, which said: "Although our relationship has ended, you must compensate me for the loss of four years of youth ..." The young man replied by text message: "Dear, I can't pay this money because you didn't take insurance."

3. Change the place: Mr. Hasson, his wife and children drove an old car for an outing, but the car broke down at the railway intersection, and a train was already coming in the distance! His wife and children shouted to abandon the car and run for their lives, but Hassan refused. He said: "I won't leave a car worth 6000 yuan on the track!" " If you can keep calm, I can make the car start again ... "After a long time, the car still doesn't move and the train is getting closer and closer. His wife and children desperately turned over and jumped out of the car to escape, but Hassan was unmoved. Seeing that the train was about to hit, Huo Sen suddenly shouted, "Ruth, if I die, the key to the safe is behind the complete works of Shakespeare in my study ..." The train braked in time, but Huo Sen was lucky to escape. He said to himself, "Now I have to find another place to hide my keys …"