QQ space spoof mood phrases daquan

1. The art of meanness lies in meanness and in showing one's own style.

2. Sao Ling is the real Sao Ling in his bones.

3. Take off your heavy makeup. My grandmother is prettier than you.

There are too many liars, but there are obviously not enough fools.

If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

6. Brother's goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

7. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

8. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

9. Dare to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets? I curse you for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets!

10. I just killed Spinosaurus on the road, swam across the river, climbed to the top of the tower and kissed your princess.

1 1. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

12. You don't need too many close friends, just two. One will lend you money and the other will attend your funeral.

13. I want to be your heart in the next life, at least if I don't jump, you will die.

14. Exam, ready to write "Baidu once, you will know" on paper, which makes the marking teacher very angry.

15. I have been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread; If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat; If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times!

16. The saddest thing is not that men are fake, but that women are stupid.

17. Is there anyone like me who wants to go to school and have a holiday at school?

18. If I remember you in my next life, I will never be with you again.

19. I never tidy my room because I am a beautiful woman.

20. Marriage Trilogy: In the first year, men are talking and women are listening; The next year, women were talking and men were listening. In the third year, men and women talked together and neighbors listened.

2 1. My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.

22. Book me two tickets to heaven. I'm going to find Yue Lao.

23. Related talk: naughty and funny tone phrases: women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

24. You are as pure as milk. This milk is called Sanlu!

25. Smoking is better than women, because it only hurts the lungs and is not sad.

26. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

27. I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

29. Whoever dares to invade China again, we can only send it a sentence in Chinese: light the toilet (die).

A fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by a blind man. The deaf was startled by a loud roar, and the lame flew. The madman said, oh, everyone should be rational.

3 1. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk to see who is unhappy with the bite.

32. Looking for his whiteness vertically, I suddenly looked back, and the man was already in the marriage registration office.

33. I finally know why I want to lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.

34. I watch the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

35. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

36. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference.

37. You are cheap, mistress is here. Infertility. Are you two or two? Two is yes, no three no four.

38. Stop right there. Don't run! These days, even pig manure is unreliable!

39. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day! Just have a similar one, don't go too far!

40. You have shit on your head! Who dares to step on your head

4 1. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It". ...

42. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything!

43. The sky is gray and the night is boundless.

44. Life: class is over ... school is over ... vacation ... graduation ... full mixing ... old ... unfortunately ... dead.

46. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

47. Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

48. The great thing about news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

Qq space spoof comments

1, get used to forgetting you and your past.

2, the feeling of sleep has been blurred.

Parting makes me deeply realize that fate is painful.

Even if there are more disappointments in my heart, I won't stop leaving.

After losing you, I am still myself, aren't I?

6. Your departure is also a relief for me. I've had enough.

7. I didn't know what fun was until I separated.

8. Let my love go with the wind and stay where it is.

9. Some people, if they miss one step, are doomed to miss the Millennium.

10, our love, everything is gone.

1 1. The reason for breaking up is false, but it is true.

12, your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is.

13, your love with Russia is gone, leaving a trace.

14, lovelorn. Note: The situation is frozen.

15. If I knew you would let go, I would rather you had never been here in the future.

16, after being hurt by you, my head is blank now, maybe maybe I'm starting to forget you.

17, even if we are separated, I still hope you live better than me.

18, 1 Qumolige, from now on you are just a stranger to me.

19, your departure made me slowly learn to clear my mind and pretend to be normal.

20. When tears fall, it is a period, and your heart has never gone far.

2 1, the upward movement of the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.

22. I want more and want to hold on to it more firmly, but when I hurt my palm, everything slipped away inadvertently.

23. Turning my back, I told myself that I couldn't look back, and I was glad that I wouldn't cry for anyone in the future.

24, too late to say love to her, how could she have the heart to leave?

25. Please don't forget if you can. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.

26. Unconsciously, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.

27, tear up this page, delete all this, we are not who is who.

28. I will bury all my time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I just hope you can be happy around him.

Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.

30. Next time we meet, we really should be strangers.

3 1, there is a trend called breaking up. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters.

32. There is a kind of silent love, which is called giving up, sighing lightly and leaving for love.

33. Everything is done. I think when you leave, you will smile like a flower.

34. The longer the word "breakup" is dragged on, the more painful it is.

35. At last, I cried and said goodbye, but I couldn't bear to part with it.

36. Everything is just a cloud. Since you are heartless, why should I be interested?

37. Those who have disappeared, and those clear eyes.

38. The sincerity I once gave you was abandoned by you.

Please remember that after this moment, we will become strangers.

40, your world I choose to leave, I left more space for others, I hope this is what you want!

4 1, with your departure, my world has lost its color.

42. Tears shed are the tuition fee for love graduation.

43, let go of love, I hum along the path, countless sadness.

44, no longer rely on, because I have chosen to leave.

45. If you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better.

46. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to the scorching blue sky.

47. Since we have to break up sooner or later, we might as well leave now.

48. If you are heartbroken and forget your feelings, no matter how hard you try, you can't save the broken past.

49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can also fall like this.

50. If time goes backwards and I want to take back the breakup.

Qq space spoof message

1, get used to forgetting you and your past.

2, the feeling of sleep has been blurred.

Parting makes me deeply realize that fate is painful.

Even if there are more disappointments in my heart, I won't stop leaving.

After losing you, I am still myself, aren't I?

6. Your departure is also a relief for me. I've had enough.

7. I didn't know what fun was until I separated.

8. Let my love go with the wind and stay where it is.

9. Some people, if they miss one step, are doomed to miss the Millennium.

10, our love, everything is gone.

1 1. The reason for breaking up is false, but it is true.

12, your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is.

13, your love with Russia is gone, leaving a trace.

14, lovelorn. Note: The situation is frozen.

15. If I knew you would let go, I would rather you had never been here in the future.

16, after being hurt by you, my head is blank now, maybe maybe I'm starting to forget you.

17, even if we are separated, I still hope you live better than me.

18, 1 Qumolige, from now on you are just a stranger to me.

19, your departure made me slowly learn to clear my mind and pretend to be normal.

20. When tears fall, it is a period, and your heart has never gone far.

2 1, the upward movement of the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.

22. I want more and want to hold on to it more firmly, but when I hurt my palm, everything slipped away inadvertently.

23. Turning my back, I told myself that I couldn't look back, and I was glad that I wouldn't cry for anyone in the future.

24, too late to say love to her, how could she have the heart to leave?

25. Please don't forget if you can. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.

26. Unconsciously, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.

27, tear up this page, delete all this, we are not who is who.

28. I will bury all my time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I just hope you can be happy around him.

Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.

30. Next time we meet, we really should be strangers.

3 1, there is a trend called breaking up. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters.

32. There is a kind of silent love, which is called giving up, sighing lightly and leaving for love.

33. Everything is done. I think when you leave, you will smile like a flower.

34. The longer the word "breakup" is dragged on, the more painful it is.

35. At last, I cried and said goodbye, but I couldn't bear to part with it.

36. Everything is just a cloud. Since you are heartless, why should I be interested?

37. Those who have disappeared, and those clear eyes.

38. The sincerity I once gave you was abandoned by you.

Please remember that after this moment, we will become strangers.

40, your world I choose to leave, I left more space for others, I hope this is what you want!

4 1, with your departure, my world has lost its color.

42. Tears shed are the tuition fee for love graduation.

43, let go of love, I hum along the path, countless sadness.

44, no longer rely on, because I have chosen to leave.

45. If you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better.

46. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to the scorching blue sky.

47. Since we have to break up sooner or later, we might as well leave now.

48. If you are heartbroken and forget your feelings, no matter how hard you try, you can't save the broken past.

49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can also fall like this.

50. If time goes backwards and I want to take back the breakup.

Talk about qq space spoof

1, the human body is limited, and there is a lot of fat, so there is no place to put face value. I really, let's take a trip. I'll take you, you get the money.

3, it hurts a little, but it doesn't hurt when you get used to it. Even if it breaks your heart, you will get used to it.

4. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied pinyin and seen donkeys, right?

If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

6, the test paper must be kissed first, this is called stability.

7. I heard the meanest thing a girl said to me: you are not worth washing your hair!

To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the side. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

9. Cherish everyone around you, because looking back at the broken neck in my last life, we met in this life.

10, made a man cry, yes, you won, but you played too much.

1 1. Don't feel that you don't love Russia enough. As long as you suddenly think of Russia, Russia is very satisfied.

12, my wife is a TV, and my third is a mobile phone. I watch TV at home and take my mobile phone when I go out.

Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.

14, as a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

15, sometimes I feel ugly, take out my ID card and find myself worrying too much.

16, you have nothing good, but I just like you, and you can't change it, just like you don't like me, so can I. This is called fate.

17, take your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

18, the forest area in China is decreasing day by day, mainly because there are too many test papers!

19, you are the sun, I am the warm light, and we are indispensable.

20. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain! Vulgar!

2 1. When I was a child, my deskmate always said I was too man. I told him that if I couldn't get married, I would call you.

22. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

23. At noon on weeding day, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

24. Whose pen-tip boy are you, turning into a song in the barren soil of the city?

25. When all my typing skills know you, I think I really fell in love with you.

26. If someone scolds you for having no guts, what should you answer? You have seed. You have many kinds of colorful seeds, but it's a pity that you are a hybrid.

I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

28. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

29. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you don't win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will be beaten.

30. Can you never abandon each other like Xiong Dahe Xiong Er?

3 1, weather and forecast are a pair: whatever you say, I'm not that good.

32. If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like her or not. After all, she is blind.

Mosquito, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

34. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly.

35. My deskmate helps me with all kinds of homework all the year round, 5 yuan each. When I finally graduate, he will have a house and a car.

36. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

37. You said we would grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

38. I am not the interesting guy last year. I am a brand-new and interesting person this year.

39. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

40. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

4 1. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

42. I want to be a person who knows the law, understands the law and then breaks the law.

43. I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart!

44. When I love you, you are a stone; When I hate you, you are a zombie!

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

46, work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, people go to the building.

47. We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

48. Women's clothes are called capital, while men's clothes are called perverts.

49. I tried to be an interesting person, and as a result, I went astray and became a funny contrast.

Only when you hold my hand can I move forward bravely.

5 1, happiness, can it not be as short as a rainbow?

52. If there is a funeral for homework, all students should dress up.

53, otaku otaku standard: take the computer as the center in bed and take the items with the arm length as the radius.

54. I suddenly had the impulse to study. I took a sip of water to calm my nerves. Okay, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

55. If you are the one, if a female guest turns off another man's light, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor!

56. Don't let firemen go to the scene of the explosion. It hurts! Let my ex-boyfriend go!

57. Think about the salary ratio. Forget it. I don't want to live.

58. There are two ways to avoid being trampled by others. One is stronger, and the other is shit!

I once had a pair of wings. Laziness made me not take them out to eat, but stew them in a pot.

60. Well, I love you so much that I don't even want my own feelings.

6 1, the PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

62. Suddenly someone asks you, what do you think of Virgo? Man, slap you! Woman, come to my bed and tell you quietly!

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

64. I like people who can make me laugh when I am with them.

65, children cough badly, most of them don't want to go to school to install, just have a meal.

Breathe all your smells in the air lazily.

67. Make it clear that the script of your life is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a foreign story of your friends.

68. I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

69. Every time your signature is changed, I will ponder it many times, although I know you are not talking about me.

70. Why does grandma like her grandson but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of the enemy is a friend.

7 1, you said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

72. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, when will the lights stop, take a rest in the karaoke bar after dinner, and then go to the pedicure for half a night. How can there be wine that is not intoxicating?

73. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

74. I washed my face with facial cleanser and found that my pixels became higher.

75. Time tells me that the era of irrationality is over and it's time to pretend.

76. All the stupid words in the world exist to show your IQ.

77. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

78. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up, stumbles on, sets the sun and grows old together.

If you are a lemon, don't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

80. What do you want me to do, steamed or braised?

8 1. The most honest moment in a man's life is when he signs a marriage certificate.

What is a joke? That's what I want to tell you now.

83. Someone's purpose: One cobbler kills three Zhuge Liang.

84. You seem to have a lot of personality. You are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

86. There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither can this; That won't happen either.

I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.

88, grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

89. I vaguely remember that the teacher said that question, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

90. In spring, you planted a girlfriend in the back hill, and in autumn, you are cuckolded everywhere!

9 1, Tong Zhi, be good, or Ma Ma will spank you.

92. Song Meiling said that she liked the French phoenix tree, which Chiang Kai-shek planted everywhere in Nanjing. You said you liked the sea, and I wasted my whole youth.

93. I like to think about the impossible before going to bed.

94. Anonymous wrote in his blog diary: One day, I got drunk, reached out and touched my cell phone and chastity, and fell asleep!

95. We are all good students. We don't love each other or elope. We will accompany you on the trumpet. My name is Zeng. I'm in Class 1, Grade 2.

96. One person always feels lonely, but two people always feel more annoyed.

97. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

98. In the future, you will definitely appreciate your present efforts.

99. I hope to talk about a seven-year love, hold hands for 50 years, and proudly tell our love to future generations.

100 I think there has always been a lovely primary school bully in my body. I have to brush questions to feed him, but recently I found that he was starved to death.

10 1. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

102, a bosom friend for ten years, but I don't know what you are thinking. That love makes us all guess!

103, because I broke up with the quilt this morning, and the quilt is very cold to me now.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

Duan is the worst in 105 and Tianlong Babu! Raised the son of a rival in love, and his daughter was taken away by the son of a rival in love.