Seek the length of saint seiya's jokes.

"I have a parrot that can sing and a Persian cat that can crawl around."

Da Ai disagreed: "What's the matter? My brother knows all this. "

Saga and Galen quarreled over trifles, and then they got into a big fight and punched each other.

"Stop," Sajia shouted. "Every time we quarrel, we always tear our clothes and smash things at home. That will waste a lot of money! "

Gallon spat, "that's easy. Let's take off our clothes and make a phone call outside! "

Shi Ang called Xiao Ai to the Pope's Hall and criticized: "You made so many mistakes in your homework. Why don't you listen carefully in class? ! "

Xiao Ai disagreed: "Grandpa Popper, you'd better ask my brother, because he was still thinking about it last night."

Mu is telling your ghost a bedtime story.

Mu: Once upon a time, there was a lovely little lamb. ......

Ghost: Sir, I want to hear science fiction stories.

Mu: In the distant space, there is a lamb. It is an astronaut. ......

Guigui: Sir, it's dead of night. Say a restricted class.

Mu: On the big bed in the presidential suite of a luxury hotel, there is a lamb that has just been skinned. ......

Mimi went to eat in Shengshengyu canteen and met Didi on the way.

Mimi asked, "Is the queue for food long?"

"Not long," Didi answered.

Mimi breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God!"

"But it's very thick!" Didi said.

In class, Shi Ang asked: A sheep grazing on the grass can produce one kilogram of goat milk a day. How many kilograms of goat milk can five sheep grazing on the grass produce a day?

Mu replied: We have no grass at home.

Niu Niu replied: We don't have any sheep at home.

Shura replied: All the sheep in our family are rams and can't produce milk.

One day, Sakya wrote a composition about Galen, in which one paragraph said: "Galen wore a shirt as blue as the sky and trousers as yellow as gold to participate in the competition." This composition was scored high by Tong Hu. Galen remembered this passage and was determined to learn from his brother, so he wrote in an essay: "My brother Sajia wore a turtle green coat and a pair of excrement yellow pants to the party, which was really beautiful." The next day, he was locked up by Sa Jia.

In class, Grandpa Eggplant: What do you like, Xiaojin?

Shula: I like eating.

Mu: I like my parents.

Gallon: I like ladies in bikinis.

Gallon: "G, what are you doing if someone gives you 5 million to run naked in the street?"

Lanza: "No" Hazare: "I will definitely do it." Lanza: "I won't do it." Hazare: "I'll do it." ……

Galen said impatiently, "well, the second question, someone gave you 5 million, streaking or eating shit, you choose."

The two sa suddenly agreed: "You are stupid, streaking, of course."

Gallons: "-:"

Iverson and Maureen walk past a restaurant. Moling exclaimed, "oh! How fragrant! " Xiao Ai asked, "Do you like it?" Ink spirit amorous nodded. Xiao Ai said, "OK, let's walk in front of the hotel again."

Milo: "Miaomiao, sometimes a stupid person asks a question, which makes a smart person unable to answer. Think about it, why is this? "

Ka Miao: Milo, I can't answer your question.

In the morning, the ghost said to Mu, "Sir, why is there no children's program today?"

Mu said, "That won't be possible until after dinner."

Guigui: "Then let's eat quickly!" "

Saint seiya: Moring, today is your birthday. I want to give you a birthday present. With it, your fingers will be more beautiful.

Maureen: Thanks, but not too expensive.

Saint seiya: No, I have already bought it. Here you are, thimble.

Shi Ang asked Sam to answer the question, but Sam dodged and couldn't answer.

Shi Ang: "Will you? Don't scream! "

Xiao Sa: "Cheep."

Shi Ang was sweating like a pig on the spot.

Little Ai had nothing to do one day, so she chatted with her neighbor Sharjah. ...

Xiao Ai: What have you been doing recently?

Sharjah: I'm studying logic.

Xiao Ai: That must be interesting. Can you explain it to me?

Sharjah: Let me give you an example. I see that you have a dog house, so I infer that you have a dog.

Xiao Ai: Correct!

Sharjah: Because you have a dog, I guess you have a family.

Xiao Ai: You guessed it.

Sharjah: Because you have a family, I guess you have a wife.

Xiao Ai: Yes.

Sharjah: Because you have a wife, I infer that you are heterosexual.

Xiao Ai: You are great! That's the closest person to God!

A few days later, when Xiao Ai and Sa Jia chatted, they talked about it. ...

Xiao Ai: My neighbor Sharjah is a theorist.

Sakya: What is reasoning?

Xiao Ai: Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?

Sakya: No!

Xiao Ai: Then you must be gay!

Tong Hu and Shi Ang are talking about their students. Shi Ang said, "Yesterday, Shula came to school without washing his face. I sent him back."

Tong Hu appreciated it very much: "Good idea. He must have come to school clean today, right? "

"MD, the whole class won't wash their faces today!"

Sharjah, Miro and Galen got lost in the desert. At this time, they found a bottle on the ground. They opened the bottle cap and a monster came out. The monster said, "in order to thank you for saving me, I can realize three wishes for each of you." You're welcome, please continue! "

Sharjah said first, "I want Buddhist scriptures!" " So the monster gave him piles of Buddhist scriptures; Sharjah said tearfully, "I want more Buddhist scriptures!" " "So the monster gave him many Buddhist scriptures; Sharjah finally said, "well, send me back to the virgin palace!" "After a gust of wind, Sharjah returned to Notre Dame Palace with a bunch of Buddhist scriptures.

Milo spoke for the second time: "I want beauty!" " So the monster gave him many beautiful women; Xiaomi said happily, "I want more beautiful women!" " So the monster gave him many beautiful women; Xiaomi finally said, "Then ... send me back to Scorpio Palace!" " After a gust of wind, Xiaomi returned to Scorpio Palace surrounded by MM.

Gallon thought for a moment and said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou first!" " So the monster gave gallon a bottle of Erguotou; Galen added, "Give me another bottle of Erguotou! ! "So the monster gave him spirit Erguotou again; Gallon said contentedly, "I can buy Milo and Sharjah a drink this time!" " So after a gust of wind, the unfortunate two people returned to the desert. ...

Shajia and Xiaomi gave gallon a good scolding. Although very angry, but there is no way, so the three people go on. Suddenly, there was another bottle on the ground ahead, and the cap was pulled off, and another monster appeared. The monster said, "I am the younger brother of the monster in front. My magic is not as strong as my brother's, but in order to thank you for saving me, I can realize two wishes for each of you." Please continue! "

Miro and Sharjah discussed it and thought that the gallon must be opened first this time.

Gallon said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou!" " So the genie gave him a bottle of Erguotou; After drinking three bottles of Erguotou, Gallon couldn't think of anything else, so he went to Milo and Shajia and said, "I can't think of anything, so tell me!"

Miro and Sharjah said in unison, "No, you are finished. Let's talk about it ! "So Gallon waddled up to the monster and said," All right, it's all right, you go! "

Gallon always screws things up. Issachar asked Gallon angrily, "Do you know how the pig died?"

Galen said, "I don't know. . . "

Issachar was very angry and said to him, "What a fool! Just like you! "

On one occasion, Sa Jia accidentally said something wrong. Gallon wanted to get revenge once and asked Sa Jia, "Do you know how the pig died?"

Sakya replied coldly: "How should I know if you are not dead!"

Alba said sadly, "I have a strange disease and often have abnormal behavior." For example, I had a dream last night that a cow was eating grass ... "

Shula comforted: "Don't worry, it's normal. Everyone dreams."

Alba said nervously, "but ... but ... when I got up, I found that the mat on the bed was half missing ..."

Milo: Only a fool can be sure of one thing in a hurry. A wise man should think twice when he meets something.

Sakya: Are you sure?

Milo: Of course.

Edith looked at the crab on the plate and asked, "Why is this crab missing a leg?" Attendant: I'm afraid that leg was lost in a fight. Edith waved and said, "Go and find me a winner."

In the subway, Xiao Ai found a pickpocket reaching for his wallet.

He said humorously, "Dude, you are late! Although I got paid today, Moling started much faster than you! "

Issachar: "Miro (scorpion) and Dis (crab) are guessing boxing. Guess for a day, or a draw! "

Gallon: "Why?"

Sakya: "It's frustrating. They always give out scissors."

Tong Hu asked Sharjah, "What do you think of Li Bai's poems?" There is such bright light at the foot of my bed. Is there frost already? "?" Sharjah: "Li Bai must be nearsighted."

In class, Tong Hu assigned a composition. The topic is: What is laziness? In the evening, Tong Hu corrects the composition under the light. When he opened Galen's composition book, he found that the first page was blank, and then the second page was blank. He only saw one line on the third page. "This is called laziness!"