43 funny sentences about summer

43 Funny Sentences About Summer

1. There is a piece of candy. When I was in Jining, I just felt that my feet were so soft. When I arrived in Jinan, I felt that my whole body was so soft, and then...it Become.

2. The watermelon my mother brought back last night was at room temperature, which was warmer than my sick stomach...

3. What do you guys think? A heavy-flavored realistic movie will be staged: "The City Is Hot to Death"...

4. In this midsummer of seventeen with red leaves and maples...

5 . I was also an infatuated person back then, but the sun was too big, too hot, too crazy... and I dried myself alive...

6. This girl is really cool in her clothes and looks really cool.

7. Everyone says it’s very hot today, but in fact it’s just not too cold!

8. The midsummer sunshine is like being dipped in pepper water, and there is no shade on the open street.

9. In midsummer, the weather is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly close to the shade of trees, as if they are afraid that the sun will damage their wings.

10. My body will die of heat here... My soul will be with you...

11. Two strangers came to us , and then, and then they got acquainted...

12. People all over the country are now commemorating a guy named Re - "Re is so hot!"

13. Do you think I Are you African? You are wrong. I did it in Jinan!

14. Qianlong left Xia Yuhe because Jinan was too hot...

15. He wanted to eat sweet potatoes, so he bought them and put them on the balcony, but they turned into ashes.

16. After staying in the water for a while, I was actually heated up.

17. I slept in the refrigerator overnight, and it burned out the next day.

18. God wants me to be familiar with it, so I have to be familiar with it! ! !

19. Everyone says it is very hot today, but in fact it is extremely cold today.

20. Summer is here, and a group of cicadas can’t stand the scorching heat, calling B for a while, and T for a while...

21. In July, the blue sky, the hanging The sun was like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

22. I would rather freeze to death in an air-conditioned room than die of heat outside!

23. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year.

24. The table was so hot... that a mosquito was burned to death...

25. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, then they Ripe.

26. Every child who goes to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his previous life...Sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, Flame Mountain on sunny days, Water Curtain Cave on rainy days. Four years from now, he will still be Sun Wukong, and he will not die anywhere!

27. Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, just marry her.

28. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

29. Lying on the mat feels like a sizzling beef tenderloin.

30. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes.

31. Summer is incomplete without six god.

32. Why does the mat feel like an electric blanket~

33. If the heat continues like this, the wings will not be broken, but the wings will melt...!

34. Mosquitoes don’t bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.

35. A heavy-flavored realistic movie will be staged in Shanghai: "The City is Hot to Death"...

36. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan ...

37. Every cell of my body needs air conditioning...

38. If I die in Shanghai, comrades, remember to come and collect the body. Thank you for your hard work! There must be air conditioning in the coffin...

39. My body will die of heat in Shanghai... My soul will be with you...

40. When it is so hot The water is out, I want to go to the principal's house to take a shower...

41. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal one day, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory, giving him a small fan, and watching him How long can I live...

42. There is no need to cook hot dry noodles, you can no longer buy raw eggs, you can wear clothes after washing, and you no longer need to ignite the car to start... ()

43. Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you can’t even drink the west winter wind. ;