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Appreciation of American stories: fishing
There is a big yard in front of my house. In the past, when harvesting millet, a dozen bamboo poles could be spread out to dry millet, which is such a large area. This yard can dry daily clothes, bedding and other sundries, which is very convenient to use. In the north of this courtyard, after walking up more than ten stone steps, there is a brick-wood building with three wings facing south, which is the first house. There are three families living in it, and my family lives in the east of the house. There is also a family living in three bungalows in the south of the yard. It is really a pleasant thing for four families to share this big yard. Taitaimen faces the village of Zhongweisi in the east and is surrounded by a wall in the west.
Every summer night, after dinner, three families come up from above, each with a banana fan, a bamboo chair and a small bench, and walk down the stone steps to enjoy the cool in the yard. Because the yard is big and airy, it's too boring to stay indoors. The Afugong family living in the bungalow below simply moved the small table and bamboo chairs on the bench to the yard for dinner. After dinner, we packed the dishes and chopsticks, and then we continued to chat and enjoy the cool until late at night.
At this time, we children pestered Alfred to tell stories. In fact, this lucky man is not very old, in his early forties, with a slender figure and strong muscles, and a shaved head on his rectangular face. His arms and back are shined by the sun, and you can see at a glance that he is a good worker for farm work. The reason why children call him father-in-law is because he is of high seniority, and there is an old habit of calling him by seniority in rural areas. Especially elderly people, pay great attention to this title. Therefore, addressing children according to their seniority means respecting their elders.
This lucky man has a good temper. He speaks slowly and is always patient. The children all like him very much. Whenever they see him free, they pester him to tell stories, and Ah Fu Gong is happy to tell them. He can't read, and most of his stories come from the plays he has seen, as well as some folk allusions and jokes. His memory is strong, and his long-winded speech style is particularly attractive when he speaks frankly and listens to his stories.
There are four adults and children in our yard, and there are also twenty people. At that time, each family raised more than one child, plus several children from the neighbors, and ran to the yard to play after dinner. Although the yard is big, it has to accommodate more than twenty people every night. When Fu Gong begins, it will be a short story meeting.
People sit loosely, shaking their banana fans to enjoy the cool and drive away mosquitoes. In the middle, next to the small table, a "cigarette holder" was lit. This kind of cigarette holder is called "Ai Yan Ba", which is made by cutting wormwood upside down, drying it in the sun, and tying it into shoulder-length columns with straw. Because there is wormwood, people call it "wormwood stick". This kind of cigarette holder is used to light mosquito-repellent incense at night.
Once this cigarette holder is lit, its fire slowly extends along it, and the smoke produced is very thick, and you can immediately smell the obvious smell of wormwood around you. Mosquitoes will run away when they smell moxa smoke. Therefore, rural people use local materials to repel mosquitoes at night, and they don't spend a penny. People smell the fragrance of wormwood, which makes them feel relaxed and particularly comfortable. Unlike the popular mosquito-repellent incense, it smells a little dizzy and uncomfortable.
After the cigarette holder is lit, hold it in front of and behind the person sitting in the shade, shake it slowly and gently for a week, and put it on the small table in the middle. The story of Ah Fu Gong followed, and the fragrant moxa smoke began to speak. Around the small table, of course, we children, this is a special place to listen to stories. Because, Fugong is sitting at a small table with a banana fan in one hand.
There is a porcelain blue-and-white teapot on the small table, and "Artemisia annua" tea is soaked in the teapot. There is a teacup next to the teapot, which contains "Artemisia annua" tea. This tea is used by Fugong to moisten his throat when telling stories. Ah Fu Gong sips a cup from time to time, no less than a professional storyteller in a tea shop in the city. At that time, whenever Ah Fu Gong picked up the teacup and took a sip, I thought, It's really annoying to talk slowly.
A Fu Gong shook his banana fan and told the story of the list of gods. Yellow against five customs, and da ji? This is a fox. Among them, there is the story of Jiang Ziya, who said that he had always met with bad luck for decades, and nothing went smoothly. Even if you sell small salt, maggots are born in salt picks. The children didn't believe it, so Fugong told a little story about maggots in salt. After listening to the causes of maggots, the children were very convinced and sincerely admired Fu Hong. They are really well informed.
According to Fu Hong, I met Wen while fishing by the Weihe River until he was eighty years old. His luck suddenly changed and he achieved great things in the future. Help Zhou Wuwang defeat Shang Zhouwang, destroy Shang Dynasty, and let Zhou Wuwang establish a unified Zhou Dynasty. Why did Jiang Taigong meet Zhou Wenwang when he was fishing by the Wei River? Is there really such a coincidence in the world? This Jiang Taigong was originally an ordinary man of humble origin. How can he get the favor of a noble like Zhou Wenwang?
According to Fu Hong, all this originated from Weishui, a straight hook fishing in Jiang Taigong. There is no such thing as straight hook fishing in the world. The so-called hook must have a bend. Where can I have a straight hook? It is more accurate to say that it is straight needle fishing. However, the reason why needles are called hooks is probably because people don't believe in fishing with needles. What kind of idiots are there in the world? Can you catch fish with a needle? That's weird. When children hear this, of course, they don't believe the story of straight hook fishing. Because, children who grew up by the stream have already practiced fishing, and there is no such thing. On the other hand, Jiang Taigong used a straight hook to fish. He kept saying: Those who want to take the bait, those who don't want to take the bait!
King Wen passed the Weihe River just to win the world and seek wisdom everywhere. It is strange to see the old fisherman fishing like this, but he still mumbles to himself. But instead, he felt that the old man's words were not simple, and there were connotations in them. Did he meet a saint today? So he got off the bus and went to the old man. After talking with him for a while, Wang Daxi invited Jiang Taigong to go back to North Korea in his car.
According to Fu Hong, some jingles were handed down from the previous generation: an old man by the Weihe River was fishing as fast as the wind with a straight hook. Don't catch fish and turtles in the river, just catch the princes and ministers in the world. The last two sentences changed direction. It turns out that the purpose of this Jiang Taigong is not fishing, but something else. No wonder he fished with a straight hook. He doesn't care if any fish are caught. Later, when I grew up and studied for several years, I came across this sentence in a book called "Random Books": Lu Shang raped Zhou by fishing. Why is the surname Lu? I don't know, maybe it was his original surname when he was poor. According to the book, after his success, Jiang was given the surname only in Fengyi. It is said that his fief is in what is now Shandong Province.
As for Jiang Taigong's surname, Lv Qiang, some historians have verified it. It is important to use the word "rape" to rape Zhou. This dirty word means scheming. It was this old man who attracted the curiosity of King Wen with his unique fishing method and achieved the purpose of self-recommendation. No wonder the folk song says, "don't catch fish and turtles in the river, just catch the princes and ministers of the world." On the other hand, Wen Wang went from curiosity to driving the old man home. This king Wen is really hooked by straight hook fishing. But the old man also has something to say first: those who wish to take the bait. In fact, this is exactly what Wang Wen himself is willing to take the bait. One is self-recommendation, and the other is thirst for talent, both of which are just right.
As for my fishing, I started with squid by the river port. At that time, I followed my mother to Hegang to wash clothes and vegetables. The water in this stream is clear and green, and the fish in the shallow water are clearly visible. In particular, a small fish called "thief" is a kind of fish that swims in groups in shallow waters and streams. Its back is blue-gray, and the sides of its belly are bright white. About a finger long, as wide as a finger, flat, thin, fleshy and prickly.
Therefore, it is particularly flexible in the water, and there are a large group of gray Qiu Qiu in the dark. When they come to the river to compete for food and wash vegetables, they will throw away the skins and other sundries of vegetables. This kind of small fish is very clever and alert. Don't touch the water, or wave your hand on the water, and they will run outside at once. However, they didn't escape far, but after escaping for one or two meters, they immediately swam back to the dock to compete for food. So I gave it an indecent name, called "thief fish".
Look at this large group of black thief fish, passing through the water under their noses. Can they not be jealous? So, I want to imitate other children to go fishing. After my mother and I came back from the river port, we pestered my mother for a fishing rod and went fishing by the river port. My mother haunts me, but it may be out of maternal love. He said to me angrily, "fishing, fishing, should be wasted, one of my needles and one of my foreign silk threads." Speaking of which, I went to get a sewing basket and took out a thin needle, a needle holder for soles and a racket for sewing buttons.
After taking these things out, my mother went to get a kerosene lamp and lit it with a match. Then, pick up the needle pliers and hold the end of the needle eye, and put the needle tip under the lamp to heat it. When the needle tip is red and hot, take it out of the lamp, hold the lower part of the needle tip with a camera, and quickly bend the needle into a hook shape. Then, my mother picked out the thick hair on a wing from the goose feathers slaughtered in the New Year. Tear off the feathers on both sides, leaving only the white goose feather stick in the middle. Then, pick up the scissors and cut this goose feather stick as long as a dozen grains of rice.
At this time, my mother took out a bamboo tube wrapped with foreign silk thread from the sewing basket. At that time, the so-called foreign silk thread was probably weaving money, right? The threaded bamboo tube is about 20 cm long. The bamboo tube is thick and painted bright red with red paint, which is very beautiful. Two colors of foreign silk thread can be wound on both ends of this bamboo tube. Because there are many colors of foreign silk thread, there are several beautiful bamboo tubes in my mother's sewing basket.
Mother took out a bamboo tube around Bai Yang silk thread, tore off a piece of Bai Yang silk thread about four feet long, put on a needle, and then inserted a dozen goose feather sticks on Bai Yang silk thread, floating like beads. Then take off the needle and put the hook made of the needle that has just been bent into a knot on the line. Then, my mother went to find a thin bamboo pole more than four feet long, tied the other end of the foreign silk thread to the tip of the thin bamboo pole and tied a fast knot. In this way, a small fishing rod was made.
I stood by and watched my mother make them for me one by one. The whole process of making a fishing rod was recorded in my mind in detail. Today, decades later, I can still remember the scene at that time. Ah! Unforgettable mother, I don't know how much effort and love you have paid for me. At that time, I was really happy to watch my mother make me a small fishing rod. Holding this small fishing rod in his hand, he immediately wanted to go fishing in the river port by the stream.
But my mother didn't trust me to go fishing by the stream alone, just as Taimen Fugong's youngest son came out of the house. Seeing him holding a small hoe in his hand, his mother asked him, "Little brother, what are you doing?" The younger brother replied, "I'm going to dig some earthworms outside to fish." That's great, mother said quickly, "then will you let your brother go with you?" He clamored to go fishing by the river. "
The younger brother said happily, "This is just a company. Come down quickly. " I was so happy that I quickly picked up the fishing rod and ran down the stone steps in front of the door. I heard my mother say loudly above: "Little brother, you should look after your brother a little, play by the river port, and never go to the deep water shore, okay?" The younger brother also replied loudly: "OK, don't worry." Then, the two of us ran out of the gate to dig earthworms.
My younger brother is two years older than me, and he was a "master fisherman" when I was a child. When they came to the foot of the fence outside the garden, the younger brother began to pick up a small hoe to dig earthworms. Using a small hoe to turn over the soil, earthworms appear from time to time, but the younger brother said, "The big ones can't be used, and the green ones can't be used." You must choose a red earthworm, which is the size of a bamboo needle used to knit a sweater, and then you can use it to fish. "
I asked him, "Why can't green earthworms be used for fishing?" The younger brother said mysteriously, "As soon as the red earthworm enters the water, it will glow like a lantern, and the fish far away from it can easily find it and immediately swim to swallow the bait." This green earthworm will not glow once it is put into the water. Even if the fish swims by, it can't be seen. If a fish doesn't swallow it, how can you catch it? "After hearing this, I admire my brother, who is an expert in fishing. Although I have some doubts about this statement when I grow up, I can see that all fishermen use this little red earthworm. That seems to be the truth.
As an assistant or apprentice, I took an empty matchbox that my brother had already prepared, and put the little red earthworm he dug up into this matchbox. In a short time, a whole matchbox was filled. My brother went home with a hoe and took out a fishing rod from home. Of course, his fishing rod is more than twice as long as mine, and it is a regular hook and fishing line.
This kind of hook and fishing line was bought by the vendor with chicken feathers and duck feathers. Every time there is a drumming sound in the wall lane, there will be a vendor dragging a long rhythmic cry: chicken Mao Mao ... duck Mao Mao ... goose Mao Mao ... toothpaste shell, chicken gizzard skin ... changing sugar for needle and thread ... and finally dragging it to the end. The voice is both familiar and pleasant, and the children only think the shout is very kind. Unfortunately, it has been decades now, and I have never heard such a call. However, when I think of the peddler when I was a child, the drum sound of this small drum and the peddler's selling sound will immediately haunt my ears.
The kind of small drum in the vendor's hand is called a drum. There are two small earlobes on the left and right sides of the snare drum. When the peddler shakes the handle of the drum, the two small earlobes will knock back and forth on the surface of the drum, making a thumping sound. Of course, this peddler plays drums in different ways. As long as she hears the rhythm of the drum at home, the woman will immediately know which vendor is here today. Because we are regular customers, we are most familiar with drumming.
As soon as the children heard this "drumming" sound, they immediately jumped up with joy and pestered adults to exchange chicken feathers for sugar on the vendor's shoulders. Adults put together bundles of chicken feathers, duck feathers, goose feathers and other small sundries that can be changed in stitches and threads after being slaughtered and dried, and went to the vendor's shoulder to change stitches and threads. Children are most concerned about changing candy and playing with others.
Meaning is secondary, but the more the better.
After the vendor entered the village, he was familiar with the alleys and fences because he had been to the village many times, and it was clear that there were several points where people could gather best. Inside the gate of my house is a point of sale of the lender. He carried the peddler's pole and shook it all the way to my door, and took the peddler's pole to my yard to rest. My yard is spacious, which is conducive to his business. Then, he went to the door of the big stage, shook the drum several times, and dragged a long voice and shouted: chicken Mao Mao ... duck Mao Mao ... goose Mao Mao ... toothpaste shell, chicken gizzard skin ... change sugar for needle and thread. ...
At this time, women and children in the neighborhood outside the big stage quickly gathered in the yard. Vendors are surrounded by children and adults of all sizes. These peddlers are two baskets made of bamboo sticks, which are used by peddlers to hold the changed chicken feathers, duck feathers and other sundries. At the top of the basket, there is a tin plate about two feet long and a half wide, on which is a large piece of Huang Chengcheng candy half an inch thick. This sugar is probably maltose, right? After all, what kind of sugar is unclear and unnecessary. In a word, this kind of sugar tastes sweet, but it melts in your mouth. This kind of candy is called "pie candy" because it is a whole of a big booth.
There is a small iron chisel next to this big candy. The blade of the chisel is about an inch wide, flat and wide. Its handle is slightly shorter than two inches. There is a small hammer beside the chisel. As long as you tap the chisel handle with it, you can chisel out a small piece of sugar on the pie. On the other basket, there is a shallow wooden box, about three inches high, more than two feet long and more than one foot wide, nailed with thin boards and divided into many small compartments two inches square. There are buttons of various sizes, embroidery threads of various colors, needles and pins of various sizes, fishhook fishing lines, coiled foreign silk threads, colors such as black, white, blue, blue and yellow, and other daily necessities. It is so colorful that people can't see everything.
Some women hold them in their hands and tie chicken feathers, duck feathers and goose feathers into small bundles with straw, all of which are chicken feathers, duck feathers and goose feathers. Some people use chicken gizzards, chicken skin, toothpaste skin and other small things to exchange needle and thread with vendors. Some have nothing, just take money to buy small things from vendors. The children clamored for adults' candy and surrounded a vendor tightly in the middle. The peddler laughed, which made the women look around.
It is in this lively and joyful atmosphere that the transaction is conducted. "I want three strands of foreign silk and two pieces of sugar for this chicken feather, one for each of the two children." "oh! You big sister, how can a chicken feather change so many things? At most, there are two pieces of sugar, and two strands of foreign silk are easy to change. " "No, there are no two pieces of sugar and three strands of foreign silk. I won't change this chicken feather for you. It's not the first time I've changed things. It has always been like this. If these things are not changed today, I will take the chicken feathers back and wait for another vendor to change them. " The woman took out the "killer".
The peddler smiled and said, "You really know how to bargain. Well, well, it's hard to be an old buyer. I will give you money today. " The woman smiled and said, "If you smile and sing, you will never come." . According to you, you have melted your wife. Who believes you? ""everything can melt away except my wife, hey hey! Even if it were you. " "You cut off two pieces of sugar first and watch my two children swallow saliva. "
"ok." The peddler picked up the chisel and mallet and pressed the chisel on the candy side of the pie. "Slow down, you can't chisel so small. Put the chisel in. " "ouch! I said, big sister, you want two pieces of sugar, that's all. " "No, this little bit is only enough to plug the teeth. Move the chisel a little further. " The peddler smiled, moved the chisel into a line, and immediately knocked down the small iron mallet. With a thud, he chiseled out a candy the size of a thumb nail. Then go and chisel the second piece. When the woman saw it, she said with a smile, "Who are you kidding with such a small piece of candy?" The second one is bigger than the first one. "
"Well, well, it's all up to your sister." The peddler laughed and ate the second candy. The woman said, "This candy is not much bigger than the first one." "Oh, much bigger than the first one. I am doing open-air business with my conscience, and the sky is watching. " The woman said, "No, add some more. As you said, this piece is much bigger than the first one. Who will accept that small piece of candy for my two children? " It's unfair to children, and something must be added. ""well, well, needless to say, I met your elder sister today, and my small business lost a lot. Then, he chiseled a thin piece of sugar on the edge of the big cake and said to the woman, "Is this fair?" "I can't add any more."
The woman smiled and said, "well, you vendors are so stingy. Do I have to add more?" Take foreign silk as an example. The peddler smiled and pointed to the glass cover of the small grocery box and said, "Sister, what color of foreign silk do you want?" The woman smiled and said, "You get me three kinds of white, black and blue threads." "Good, good. "The peddler opened the glass cover with a smile and took out three strands of black and white and gave them to the woman.
The woman took the thread from the vendor and held it in her hand. She smiled cunningly and said, "This is not good. My seam was punctured by a needle. You have to give me an extra quilt. " "ouch! Didn't we agree on three strands of foreign silk and two pieces of sugar? I just added a piece of sugar, but now I don't need to add it. " The woman said, half laughing and half annoyed, "I said, why are you so stingy?" He always said that he was an old customer. People like you who can't even strangle lice are strangers. You can't do business at this gate without adding a sewing needle to me. "
"Good, good, you this elder sister I really suit you, but you will add a quilt needle as soon as you open your mouth, this is not to dig my flesh. You know, this quilt needle alone costs 20 cents! This can't be added continuously. Let me tell you something, I'm sure I'll lose money when I meet such a pushy elder sister today. I'll add an embroidery needle to your chest, and that's settled. "
With a step-by-step attitude, the woman smiled firmly and said to the vendor, "No, you have to add a sewing needle." I don't embroider this embroidery needle, and it's no use adding me. ""ouch! You are not an imperial edict. If you say it, you have to count. Guess what? Let's meet each other half way. Just add a medium needle. Anyway, I'm going to lose money on this business. ""Thanks to you, you often come here with vendors. Who are you kidding? " Talking and laughing, the woman tacitly accepted the medium needle in the vendor's hand.
Loan lang turned around and talked and laughed with the woman around him. The phrase "you get what you pay for" is particularly prominent between vendors and women. Vendors and women have shown their wisdom, and you come and I go. On the other hand, it is no less than the war of words between Zhuge Liang and Confucianism.
The little brother's fishing line and hook are one of the things his mother bought from the vendor with chicken feathers. In addition to a fishing line and a hook, a smaller hook was added. According to my brother, this small hook is used to catch shrimp.
After digging the earthworm, my brother went home with a small hoe. Then, he came out of the house with an old washbasin in one hand and a fishing rod in the other. His fishing rod is twice as long as mine, and he uses the thin rope from the vendor. Of course, this thread is many times stronger than the foreign silk thread I used, and it uses a regular fishhook. This common fishhook has a small barb at the lower part of the hook tip. After the fish swallowed the bait hook, the tip of the hook caught the fish.
When you open your mouth, the thin barb under the hook tip will also stick into the meat. When you start fishing, the fish will struggle and can't earn the hook.
This little brother's fishing rod is of course a "foreign gun" in my eyes. In contrast, this thin and short fishing rod in my hand looks shabby, and it is really a "pediatrician". However, I am still very grateful to my mother. With this small fishing rod, I can go to the shore of Jixi and try fishing.
When they came to the river port, their younger brother's fishing rod was longer and his fishing line was longer. He caught a thief fish, and my fishing rod was so thin and short that I could only throw the hook into shallow water three or four feet in front of people. There is a small fish lying on the shallow water on the shore. Its whole body is yellowish brown, the same color as the soil, its head is slightly larger than its body, and its body is round and muddy. The whole fish is only as big as the little finger, lying in a daze and rarely swimming on the mud surface at the bottom of the water. Therefore, people call it a "slow fish". This kind of small fish is greedy for erbium, and often swallows it in one gulp, so it is easy to take the bait.
As a beginner, I can only catch this kind of boring fish. Due to inexperience, I often see empty hooks but no fish every time I start fishing. Occasionally, before catching the fish, it broke free from the hook and fell into the water again to escape. This is the result of the hook being bent by the needle, and there is no small barb under the hook tip. When I regret it, I make up my mind that I must change it into a regular hook like my brother in the future. However, as long as you fish calmly and wholeheartedly, you can still catch some dumb fish.
My brother catches thief fish. Although they swim fast in groups, they are alert and secretive, so it is difficult to catch one of their small fish. My brother is an old hand at fishing this kind of fish. He can catch one from time to time. My brother scooped up half a basin of water from the old washbasin and put the caught thief fish into the washbasin. However, this kind of small fish has a bad temper and keeps jumping around in the washbasin, and some of them still jump out of the washbasin and land on the stone steps to continue their struggle and jump. So when this fish brought the washbasin home, most of the thief fish were dying with their stomachs turned white, and only a few were alive. And the fish I caught, just lying quietly at the bottom of the washbasin, like a virgin.
I caught five or six dumb fish for the first time today, and I was really happy. Looking at these fish in the washbasin is very fulfilling. However, in the eyes of adults, it is insignificant to these small fish. The most important thing for them is to see the children having fun. My brother caught a dozen invisible fish. For this small, flat, slender fish with little meat, adults only use it to feed cats.
And the five or six dumb fish I caught didn't even have to feed the cat. The adult said, "the cat that eats this fish will be deaf, and the cat that eats this fish will become as stupid as this fish and can't catch mice." Of course I don't believe this, but I can't help believing it. What shall we do? Throw away these stupid fish. Of course I won't. Adults still have a way. Mother said, "You put these small fish in a jar with eaves water in the corner of the patio."
This jar is placed in the corner of the patio under the eaves to collect eaves water in rainy days. It is called "cornice jar". The eaves water accumulated in this tank can be used as ordinary water in rainy days. So many people who have patios have a "cornice jar" in the corner of the patio. Eaves vary in size. This is just a big jar in my house. Once it rains heavily, it will accumulate a whole tank of water, which can be used for many days. Mother told me to keep the fish in the tank, of course I was very happy. Therefore, these stupid fish are really blessed to stay. Although they left the stream, they can still survive in the eaves jar, which is also a satisfactory result for me.
With the rotation of the sun and the moon, everything is advancing with the times, and this fishing tool is also advanced. The fishing rod used now can be telescopic and is very convenient to carry. This fishing line is also made of long nylon thread and wound on a rotating wheel. Shake the wheel on this handle and the nylon fishing line can be retracted. Even if you catch a big fish weighing more than ten kilograms, you can't get rid of it. As soon as the fish bites the hook and escapes, let go of the long line and let it escape. As soon as you stop, slowly pull the fish back. After grinding it back and forth several times, the big fish will lose strength and be caught in the net bag. Therefore, if a worker wants to do a good job, he must sharpen his tools first. This is indeed an empirical statement.
This fishing rod is really a far cry from the fishing rod we used when we were young. And this way of fishing is fundamentally different from before. Now people prefer to fish in artificial reservoirs and fish ponds. These places often run farmhouses, and they are extremely free to eat, drink and have fun. Fishing is just one of the recreational activities. Moreover, the fish caught by anglers should be bought above the market price and burned now. This is also a good opportunity and condition for office workers or rich people to be kind to nature and relax themselves.
However, for lovers who really like fishing, they prefer to sit under the Liu Yin with a fishing rod alone, no matter what fish they catch, they don't care about returning empty-handed. Enjoy this leisurely, quiet and tranquil nature. Let your whole body and mind blend into nature. Fishing is fun and leisurely, and you will taste the sweetness.
If fishing is associated with interest and enjoyment, then the true meaning of the joy of life contained in this fishing process will change. Although holding a fishing rod in the same hand, is it an alternative fishing?
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