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How did the Jade Emperor sit on the throne? What did he do before he took the throne?
Because of this prince, he gave up his throne and wanted to practice magic, so he went to Yanshan in Jin Ming to learn Taoism from Taoist priests. Later, after all kinds of hardships in the world, I accumulated a lot of good deeds, saved many people and escaped countless disasters. You know, it's hard for Du Jie, the fairy. If he's not careful, he'll disappear. It was after so many disasters that the prince finally boarded the jade.
In fact, this statement is more convincing. First of all, the jade emperor's predecessor is ordinary people, which is more realistic. In addition, it is understandable that he went through unimaginable hardships to get such an honor. There is another saying that is even more unacceptable, that is, when Jiang Ziya awarded the title of deity to the hero in the list of deities, he inexplicably made an own goal event and made the jade emperor later.
After sealing all the gods, the position of the jade emperor is still empty. Everyone asked Jiang Ziya who would sit in this position. Jiang Ziya said the seat was taken. At this moment, a man named Zhang Youren appeared beside him and said, "I'll do it. My name is Youren. " I didn't expect him to be the jade emperor in the end. This is really a joke. Jiang Ziya's face is estimated to be livid.
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