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Classic sentence: long and stubborn, short and fickle.
1. Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
2, ambiguous, unclear. Praise is hazy love, and derogatory is muddling along.
There is only one way in the world, and no one can go except you. Where does it lead? Stop asking. Let's go.
4. Men are always seduced, seduced and seduced by women other than their own women. A woman always forgives, forgives and then forgives the man she loves.
5. If you love me, no matter what I say or do, you will tolerate it and even regard it as a beautiful thing; But if you don't love me, no matter what I say or do, you won't care, and even regard it as trouble.
6. Bad love is that with you, I can lose the whole world. Good love is being with you, and I love the whole world more.
7. If you love a man, you can love his handsomeness, his intelligence and his talent, but please don't just love them. His handsomeness, his cleverness, his talent, his money and his career all belong to him. Only his kindness to you is his affection for you. It is this affection that gives you a place in his life; It is his kindness to you that makes you unique and makes him unique.
8. You should know that when you are gentle, when you begin to cherish, when you feel sorry for someone. That kind of warmth, how powerful and unforgettable.
9. Have you ever loved someone far away? He never lets you despair, which is your courage and strength to continue living. He will always be young, beautiful and radiant, and he will always be there, just like faith.
10, you are my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, and my dream day after day.
1 1. Who stipulates that Cinderella must be saved by the prince? No one has ever asked Cinderella if she wants to, and no one has ever asked her if she loves the prince. It seems that as long as her feet are put on glass shoes, she should be grateful to be able to go back to the palace with the prince, and then always be afraid of happiness.
12, getting married is like buying shoes. High heels are elegant, flat shoes are relaxed, sneakers are comfortable and slippers are sweet. But you always have to choose the one that suits you best.
13, please find someone who is worthy of your love, and let those who are vain, fickle, superficial and unable to understand your thoughts, feelings and personality find his like-minded partner. You'll be glad you didn't get him one day.
14, for me, love is not a close relative of skin, not a dish or a meal, but an immortal desire and a heroic dream in a decadent life.
15, this world is very strong and will be arranged for everyone like suffering and experience. Each of us is stronger than we thought. Will is indeed an indispensable force in life.
16. When you meet the right person, you can integrate into your life, no matter how simple or complicated, don't hesitate. If you hesitate, he or she may become her or his person.
17, eating ice cream in winter is very masochistic, especially standing in the street wearing a bloated coat to eat ice cream, but you will miss the person who is masochistic with you.
18, he loves you or not, asking about your heart, not your ears; Do you love him or not? Ask your tears, not your smile.
19, life can be wandering and lonely, but the soul must have a refuge.
20, long but stubborn, short but fickle.
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Classic Quotations: Let go of all obsessions and be simple.
Classic Quotations: Let go of all obsessions and be simple.
1, whenever, leave some space for your heart. Money is easy to break up, popularity is hard to find, money is good, no money is good, and many good marriages will eventually pay off. It is good to climb to the top, but if you want to last forever, you must cultivate the spirit of life diligently; If you don't lose the happiness of life, you will be a big winner.
2. Life lies not in age, but in spiritual youth; Clothing is not fashionable, but comfortable and fit; Not rich in diet, but balanced in nutrition; The bedroom is not about size, but about cleanliness and comfort; Health is not deliberate, it is important to let nature take its course; Exercise is not in Xia Dong, but in perseverance; Work and rest are not in the morning and evening, but in the law; Interest is not refined, keep childlike innocence; There are not many friends, but you need a bosom friend.
3. The road of life is tortuous and long. When you are tired, you will replace everything with silence. Remember to be patient when life is in adversity; When life is good, remember to converge; When life is proud, remember to bow your head; When life is frustrated, remember to follow the fate; When in a bad mood, you need to cultivate yourself; When you are in a good mood, when you need to dive! Understand the true meaning of life, low tide makes the sea, low tide makes the king. A saint is nameless, but a great man is invisible. Expensive but not obvious, flashy, exercise yourself in the wind and rain.
Remember, it's better to be smart than to play dumb. It is better to work hard than to seek happiness. It is better to pretend to be poor than to show off your wealth. It's better to lose than to win without losing. It is better to suffer than to take advantage of small things. It's better to be mediocre than to seek fame. I would rather be confident than blindly pessimistic. Better be healthy than fame and fortune. It is better to be diligent than idle. I would rather be paranoid than give up my ideal.
In this life, people should stand up to lies, be perfunctory, endure deception and forget promises. Slowly, I understand that persistence is not necessarily victory, and giving up is not necessarily giving up. It's better to turn around gracefully and give yourself a circuitous space, learn to think, learn to wait and learn to adjust.
6. The scenery of life is colorful. Being a normal person, superficial envy, boring comparison and clumsy imitation will only make you live in the shadow of others all day. We should recognize ourselves, go our own way and live our own lives.
7, life, the most rare, is a good attitude; The hardest thing to let go is the true feelings; The most unforgettable thing is the person who walked into the heart; The hardest thing is to be understood. People's life, love and hate are entangled, gains and losses are accompanied, and right and wrong are handled. In life, everyone has troubles. In work, everyone has problems. In life, everyone has difficulties.
8. Many people in life are not ignorant but helpless. All my life, I just want to be happy. Those who can't figure out the headache and understand the distressed personnel, it is better to ignore them. We are really alive, but not everyone, everything should be true to the end. Behind the truth, there is often a heartache. Live happily, bloom naturally, fall naturally, and not be sad.
9. A really smart person is one who knows how to compromise himself. Stiff and easy to break, soft and persistent. As you get older, you should learn to improve your personality and control your emotions. Although it is a bit painful, if you want to succeed, you should remember that mature people do what they should do, not just what they like.
10, in any case, is a happy road. Why do you care? If you care too much, you will only surround yourself and make yourself unhappy. If you care too much, you will be very tired. Forget it, enjoy a relaxed and happy life first.
1 1, being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us too busy to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which makes us have no time to be empty; Rough is an experience, which makes us truly understand life. Face the reality with a smile and feel the wonderful life with your heart. In fact, happiness is a state of mind! A busy day has passed, have a good rest, and tomorrow is a new beginning.
12, life is impermanent, and peace of mind is the destination. Jane meets each other, but she cherishes acquaintance. A hard work is a bit refreshing, a mood is a bit refreshing, a mood is a bit cheerful, a happy life is a bit joyful, life is a bit bumpy, bumpy efforts are a bit hard, efforts are a bit fruitful, and the results are a bit hard.
13, some people can only go if they don't come; Some things, you don't want, you have to give up; Some feelings are unreasonable and can only be given up; Some pain, lingering, can only be forgotten; Some things are difficult to get along with and can only be turned to for help; Some happiness, if you can't keep it, you can only recall it. Some past events, about pain, can only be buried in my heart.
14, rest when people are tired; When you are tired, just calm down. When you grow up and mature, this society will see through. Tired and sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can sympathize with you and pity you. You cried, tears are your own; You are in pain, and no one can feel it. Then you have to smile with tears.
15, people are tired because they want too much; The reason why the heart is troubled is because it has put down too little. Don't care about troubles, don't worry about tomorrow, put down all your obsessions, as simple as a simple heart. When the lotus is in full bloom, it will be pure happiness. On the road of life, meet kindness and learn to pay; Meet with a smile and learn to share; Learn to be brave when encountering bumps.
16, same time, same place, but can't wait for the same person. If love doesn't come to a dead end. Then, please remember: comfort is very important, more understanding, more greetings and more care. Everyone has a past. To relive that year is not to miss the past blindly, but to learn how to face new people and things in nostalgia.
17, life needs clumsy power to be interesting. There will always be a period of time, and only when it has passed will we find that it has been deeply embedded in our memory. A passer-by in life is like a summer flower. The suffocation of beauty makes people forget it. It fell like snow, I don't remember. I don't remember your familiar voice, but I remember flowers everywhere after they fell.
Life lies not in how long you live, but in how many thrilling moments you have experienced. Life is always speechless. Laughing is not necessarily happy, perhaps it is a kind of helplessness; Crying is not necessarily crying, but perhaps a release; It doesn't necessarily hurt when it hurts, but it may be a heartbeat. After a long walk, I always want to see a scenery, because it is unforgettable; When I think of someone, I always cry.
19, there are many things that make us unhappy, in fact, because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others. There is always a love in a person's life that is doomed to be impossible to have, because it is sincere, so it will never grow old; There is always a person who is doomed not to be together, because love has become eternal; Pick a ray of sunshine to cover the sadness of the past, and pick a touch of coolness that warms your fingertips.
20, deliberately looking for things, often can not be found. Everything in the world comes and goes in his time. Life is always full of countless waiting, some people wither in waiting, and some people bloom in waiting. The starting point of your life is not so important, but where you can finally reach.
Classic Quotations: You must be strong, no one will understand how painful you really are.
1, when we grow up, we have too many heartbreaks and tears. I think everyone should have such a person in their life. Whenever I think of him, I want to cry, feel sad and sorry. Even after a long time, as long as I see him, I will still be in tears.
2, knowing that it will not bring happiness to yourself, but it is still as stubborn as a stubborn cow; Know that there will be no result you want, or pay without regrets; Knowing that nothing will change, I am still waiting for the miracle to pass by, pass by, don't miss it; Love and hate, never remember; Pain, repentance, must start all over again. Life is short, cherish the good times.
3. Take a bumpy road, experience the wind and rain, face each day calmly, and let the wind and rain interpret the beauty of the years; Listen to the flowers, watch the rain, and feel the changes of fleeting time and time with a pure heart; Waiting for flowers to bloom, feelings are warm. The heart is the most fragile thing, but sometimes it is invincible. No one will understand the sound of heartbreak. What I understand is a smile. A smile is never as deep as a tear.
4, youth has been crazy, rebellious, dreaming of happiness and pain. Do you have any unforgettable memories or regrets about your youth? You must be strong, even if you have been hurt and shed tears. When you find that your parents have to discuss everything with you, it means that they are old. That also means that you are the pillar of this family.
It is better to be angry than to live up to expectations. Stupid people only get angry, and smart people know how to fight for it. In life, there is anger everywhere and everything is angry. A lifeless life is not a life, but a utopia in fantasy. The man who walks straight is smart because he finds a shortcut; People who bend the straight road are open-minded and can see more scenery. The road is not at the foot, but in the heart.
6. If you can't do anything about it, let nature take its course and give it to you this winter. Life is in a hurry, there is no need to compromise. It is most important to live in the way you like, do what you like and pamper yourself. Many times, many things have changed in places we thought were forever.
7. Everyone has spring, no matter you or me. I believe that some people never need to wait, so I understand why I cry when the lights are dim. If you cared less, you wouldn't be so entangled.
8. Some people can only be passers-by. I forgot the familiarity many years ago. Only today, many years later, everything has already vanished! You are still you, I am still me, we are still parallel lines that no longer intersect, or strangers who have lost contact. Love is a matter for two people. When love becomes one person's business, it is a burden to another person. Those who persist will be too tired to give up one day.
9, time, walking, it will be scattered, every day of life is a chapter on the road of life. Unless life stops, there will always be opportunities. Don't cry for the past, but pray to cross the threshold of yesterday. Don't force a smile to cover up the pain; Heal the wound with a smile.
10, don't look at the good of others, aren't we just trying to show our best side in front of others? So everyone has a painful and incomplete side, so why should we be relieved when we see that others are not good? I am only jealous of one person. I am moving in a clear direction, brave and persistent. I want to be such a person. I have been trying, whether you like it or not.
1 1. Life is like a dream and the world of mortals is like the wind. Secular world, several degrees of spring and autumn. Hurt by love. Hurt by love. How many lovers are lovesick and sad? How many lovers are heartbroken? Will eventually return empty-handed. The rest is regret. All that remains is loneliness.
12. Only in the future will we know the significance of what we are doing today. Whatever you choose to do is your ideal future. People who can seize opportunities are mostly people who make choices without thinking. People who can't realize their dreams have one thing in common, that is, they want something, but they are unwilling to pay for it.
13, not all people in this world understand you. If misunderstood by people who don't understand, there is no need to argue. We choose silence; Sometimes misunderstood by our favorite people, we are so sad that we don't want to argue, so we have to choose silence. Life often has many speechless moments. Not all right and wrong can be distinguished, not all disputes can be clarified, and sometimes silence is our best answer and interpretation.
14, you must be strong, no one will understand how painful you are. You must be strong, no one will understand how you want to go on living. The most important value of life is the happiness of the soul, not anything external; Luck can never last a lifetime, and the only thing that can help you last a lifetime is your personal ability; Even the most hopeless thing, as long as you persist in doing it, there will be hope in the end.
15, don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory. The injury in the beautiful fleeting style. Use sad words to pay homage to the lost years, and the missed scenery becomes sad in your eyes. In retrospect, many things that were once cherished have been lost and nowhere to be found.
16. Those who really wait for you will always wait sincerely. People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around. You must have a rich heart to get rid of those superficial similarities with other people's lives. There are two ways for people to go, one is necessary and the other is desirable. You must take the path you have to take beautifully in order to take the path you want to take.
17, look at people with time and heart, not eyes. Life, just let nature take its course, feel at ease and be happy naturally. No matter life or career, work or family, you should learn to change when you are under great pressure. Put yourself in another's shoes and change your perspective. Look at the problem flexibly and you will feel much better. Combining rigidity with softness, the outer circle is inside. There are always people we can't live without, but we must learn to let go.
18. Be a down-to-earth person and do things. People who put their hands in their pockets will never climb the ladder of success. If you work harder, you will have more chances to succeed. You should reward hard work, don't just pay lip service, don't be lazy, be diligent, do your best and do your duty, you can achieve great things. Why don't we leave a little smile for ourselves in our busy life?
19. Life is like taking a train. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it will retreat. Life is short. Please be confident. Happiness is not complicated. When you are hungry, the meal is happy and full. When thirsty, water is happy and enough to drink; When you are tired, leisure is happiness and can be smooth enough; When you are poor, money is happiness, just enough; When you are sleepy, sleeping is happiness, just right. When you love, you care about happiness; When you leave, you remember happiness.
20. Follow your heart and travel around Qian Shan. There are many things in life. What can be forgotten is called the past, and what cannot be forgotten is called memory. A person's loneliness, sometimes, is hard to hide for too long. If time is too long, people will become silent. At that time, some old feelings could not be found back.
Classic Quotations: The years are dying, and the years are agarwood.
Classic Quotations: The years are dying, and the years are agarwood.
1, don't attach any conditions, I just want to be with you because I like you. Such a sentence, such a feeling, an unforgettable impulse, let two people meet, meet.
2. If you don't give up something, you won't grow.
3. Don't chase blindly and quickly for the purpose. The best journey is to listen and watch.
4. Maybe they have never met, and their lives will be a different scenery. Without waiting, helplessness, tears or even refusal, they will quietly stay with another right person until they return to their homeland.
5, between people, what is precious is the moment to illuminate each other.
6. Flowers will bloom in the coming year, and friends passing by will be equally happy.
7. The best feeling is to find a partner who can talk. Various topics can never be finished; I don't feel tired if I repeat the language. Companionship is two of a kind's habit; Knowing is an attachment between two hearts.
8. With a bleak appearance, I experienced the invasion of misty rain and dust and recovered my original self. Smile gently and sit quietly in the depths of time.
9. Be a simple person, practical and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat.
10, there is a feeling that it is better than the sea and rocks of lovers, better than the expected spring flowers, and crosses the most beautiful scenery in the world.
1 1, we will also pursue what we have lost, but when we find it, it will be endless regret after satisfying it.
12, our loneliest thing is to lose ourselves on the way.
13. Every age group has its best side, which is accompanied by troubles and disappointments. Since time is gone forever, the most important thing in our world of mortals is to cherish and grasp today.
14, the whole process of life is really wonderful. The interweaving of life and life, like a dancer's long skirt, can always draw different radians.
15. If we can meet again, I will still hug you. Only when flowers bloom will they be beautiful.
16, grow towards the sun, be a warm person, be modest and live a clean life.
17, the hardest thing in life is waiting, and the most beautiful thing is that there is something worth waiting for.
18, say sorry to yourself, because others worked hard for themselves at the beginning.
19, although the years are late, the years are agarwood.
Classic sentence: All the waiting is just to meet the right person.
Classic sentence: all the waiting is just to meet the right person.
1. I'm not afraid of being stabbed in the back. I'm afraid that when I look back, I'll see that the man who stabbed me in the back is the one I treated with my heart. I'm not afraid to tell my best friend the truth. I'm afraid he will tell it as a joke in the future.
There is silence in the middle of the night, and you can only hear your inner voice.
The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.
I know very well that the future does not belong to those who are hesitant, but to those who will persevere and never give up once they make up their minds.
Everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.
6. If you have something to say, you have to say it if you are dissatisfied, you have to vent your emotions, and you have to say it if you have love. Our youth will soon pass, so don't be on tenterhooks all day.
7, the ideal love is like this: the old vine is faint, and there are fish and shrimp for dinner. Two people who can joke about themselves are so happy to get together.
14, you will meet someone in your life who will break your principles, change your habits and become your exception.
15, don't be reckless just because others are soft-hearted. Deception and betrayal are always the most annoying. Everyone has a bottom line and is soft-hearted only because others are kind. When others are cruel, even if you take out your heart and kneel down, it is too late.
16. If you don't want others to look down on you, you have to let others admire you from the bottom of your heart. No matter in work feelings or in study, you can't deny yourself or lose confidence because of someone else's words. Although they laugh at you and despise you, it doesn't matter. The only thing you can do now is to be better than them. Reality only looks at the results, not the process.
17. If you know too much and watch too much, you will become an orphan of the world.
18, the shame of some men lies in: they want to find a woman to serve themselves like a mother, but they refuse to accept it like a son; I want to find a girl who is as clever and clingy as my daughter, but not as hurtful as my father.
19, in fact, there is really no need to care too much about what others say about you. It is a waste of time to explain to people who hate you. The more you fight back, the more he talks. Without even looking at himself, such a person simply lacks the sense of existence to show the lower limit. People who have nothing to do with you will never have anything to do with you. Don't pay attention to them or take them seriously.
20. All our waiting is just to meet the right person.
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