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Jokes and characters in World War II
It is said that the two countries have been at war for many years and their manpower and material resources have been exhausted. Country A has recruited all men who can still move their limbs as soldiers. The second fool came last, and when it was his turn, all the guns had been issued. The officer thought that stopping bullets was also a good thing for many people, so he handed a broom and said mysteriously, "This is the latest weapon developed in China. It doesn't need bullets Just aim at the enemy and shout,' Chu Tu, machine guns will kill you!' "He went to the west at once." Two fools walked to the front with brooms.
On the battlefield, these two fools are like gods. Every time they aim at the enemy and shout "chug chug, machine gun kills you", that person will be hit by someone else's bullet or shell and die. Two fools are very proud of their new weapon.
Once, two idiots left the army and were looking for comrades. Suddenly, he saw a soldier from country B coming towards him alone. He was unarmed. "hey!" The second fool laughed and raised his broom at the enemy's "Chug ……" words. Before he finished, the enemy rushed over with a roar and knocked the second fool to the ground. "Rumble, tanks kill you! ! ! "
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