Tell me something interesting

1. After swimming yesterday, I opened the trunk directly, threw the key in, and then closed the trunk...

I waited in the wild for an hour and a half wearing a three-point pose.

2. Once when I was cooking, after washing the rice, I poured it directly into the rice cooker without the inner pot... Then I blew it around...

3. It happened at noon, so shameful~

I planned to ask the restaurant downstairs to send me a bowl of shaved noodles at noon~

I don’t know what to think~

After we got through on the phone, I said directly: "Hello~ Please send me a bowl of noodles." Then I heard my mother's voice: "Daughter! You want to eat noodles for lunch!"

My mother At first I felt a little baffled, but when I came back to my senses I started laughing~~

I was also stunned for a moment~ My face turned red, I was embarrassed~~

4. First At work that day, someone called the manager (female). Give the phone to the manager and say mom by the way

Someone asked you to answer the phone

5. Wash your face while wearing glasses (frame-type).

There was confusion on the lens...

6. Thinking about calling my mother

The leader suddenly came in, so he said to him: Mom, I found the material, here it is for you !!!!!!!!!

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7. Hold the money in your hand

Then knead it into a ball

Hold it in your hand

Feel very uncomfortable

Throw it away

8. Go to a good friend’s house and chat When her father came back, he opened his mouth to call "aunt". In embarrassment, her mother appeared again, opened her mouth to call "uncle"... and then infinitely doubted her own IQ

9. I have two: once A good friend got married, and she took a photo of me when I went to her house the day before. I didn’t look at the photos in her camera at the time, and I forgot about it later. When we were having a wedding banquet the next day, she took out her camera, and I asked her to take a look. What kind of photos did you take? When I was flipping through the photos, I found that the person in one of the photos looked very much like me. I didn’t realize it in my head. I even yelled stupidly at people to see that there was a girl who looked like me. Wait. When I reacted, I felt so stupid. How could I not recognize my own photo?

The second one was even worse. I rode quickly past a van and the door just opened~~ I bumped into the door firmly. Tragic~

10. The most embarrassing time, I didn’t know what I was thinking when I was washing my feet. I was about to take off my socks, but I almost took off my pants...

11. Walking from the podium to the seats, a classmate stretched his feet on the aisle. He originally wanted to say "please give way", but ended up blurting out "thank you"

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12 , once I was in a photoshop class, and while texting my boyfriend, I bravely shouted to the teacher loudly: "Honey! My computer is not connected!"

The noisy classroom suddenly became quiet

After 5 seconds, everyone burst into laughter

The teacher was an old man in his 50s

He pushed up his glasses and stared at me

This Lushan Waterfall sweat

13. When I called my girlfriend’s house, her father answered the phone and said, “Hello?”

I answered in spite of her father’s voice: “Hello, aunt. , is *** here? ”

It’s a miracle that her dad agrees to let us be together!

14. I threw out the garbage in the morning, and it was very easy to hold. I got on the bus and drove for an hour. When I got to the company, I got off the car and found that the garbage bag was still in my hand. I took it around with me. Most of the city,,, ended up throwing it into the office building trash can,,,,

15. One day, I went home after a party late at night

I didn’t know what I was thinking when I entered the elevator. From now on, I waited and waited and waited for a long time. I didn't get to my floor. I started sweating violently. Is there something wrong with the elevator? No one was here. I shouted for help and no one left me. At the same time

Ghost Movie The pictures inside flashed by one by one, and I suddenly felt chills all over my body

I was about to call my BF

to ask him to come and save me, but suddenly I realized that I didn’t press the floor button and the elevator kept going. Didn't move on the first floor...

16. I took the school meal card to the ICBC staff to withdraw money. The other person took a look at it and threw it out neatly. I stuffed it back and said loudly that I Withdrawing money, he threw it out neatly and said lazily that the card was wrong. I took it back and took a China Construction Bank card from my wallet and handed it to him...

17. Very small. At that time, we needed to burn coal at home. The rice cooked by my mother was placed in the kitchen. I took a small shovel to get a shovelful of coal, opened the lid of the pot containing the rice, and poured all the coal in at once. . . .

#￥%……※×(

18. When I was in college, I was having dinner with a group of friends, thinking about the exam in the afternoon. I was absent-minded. After eating, I took a tissue from the bag and wiped my mouth as usual. It was unconscious. After waiting for a long time, I suddenly realized that my friends were silent and looked at me. Then I realized that the thing I was holding to wipe my mouth was a sanitary napkin! I really didn’t want to live anymore! Silk for daily use! What’s incomprehensible is that I even took off the pink packaging!

19. I got up for breakfast (cakes and porridge) one morning and ate them while watching the news. It happened to be about an accident in our area. I watched it very carefully, so I picked up the remote control and chewed it. I also chewed a piece of the remote control cover. I chewed it for a long time and almost spit it out. I’m so depressed. I still can’t figure out how I chewed it off =

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Another time, I went with my girlfriend while traveling. There were a lot of people in the scenic spot. I took my girlfriend's hand and said, "Honey, tighten my grip." Then I felt my girlfriend's hand loosening. I thought she was embarrassed, so I tightened it. She didn't leave, so I turned around and saw that it was a man. Then there was a woman next to me who looked at me very strangely. I was so frightened that I laughed a few times and ran away with a red face. , I was so depressed. `````

21. I was out of breath after running, and I was getting ready to leave while drinking water, but the treadmill couldn't stop before I pressed the end button, and I fell down. When I went out, the water in the cup was spilled all over the floor. The coach regarded it as a negative example and told the people next to me, don’t come down without stopping like her. It’s so embarrassing @

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22. Another time I entered the elevator on the third floor and kept pressing button 3, wondering why it didn’t light up.

Another time it was a colleague who used the remote control to turn on the air conditioner. , while asking me to help her pour a glass of water, which combined with

made the scene I saw very strange: I saw her pointing the remote control at me and saying: Please pour it for me. Glass of water!

I swear it’s not an angle error, the air conditioner is in the opposite direction

23. Go shopping for clothes, go to the fitting room to try on clothes, and take off your shirt as soon as you enter. I took off my bra and put on my clothes. After putting it on, I felt weird. I realized it when I saw the bra next to me~~sweat~

24. Once I went to buy hot dry noodles, and there was a couple in front of me. When I bought it, the boss asked them if they wanted coriander. The man said no, and the woman said no. I was thinking, "Why do men want coriander, but women don't want coriander..."

I thought. I was lost in thought when the boss asked me, what to eat?

I answered loudly without hesitation: "Cilantro!!!"

The boss + the couple next to me were puzzled. Look at me!

25. I bought a new microwave oven at home, and I was very excited to use it to cook fish. I set the time, adjusted the heat, and opened the microwave oven excitedly after fifteen minutes. I fainted, what? None. The fish was still on the table. I depressedly operated it again. When the time was up, I found that the fish was still on the table before I opened the microwave. So I decided not to eat fish for a week.

26. Yes Once, I went to buy a fruit knife. I looked at it again and again, and then asked the person who bought the knife to find something for me to try to see if the knife was fast. As a result, I cut my big finger with the knife and blood spurted out. ``````````````I said happily, "Yeah, hurry up." I was shocked that the knife buyer refused to accept the money and insisted on giving me this knife``````

As soon as I turned around, it hurt so badly

27. I forgot what grade I was in elementary school. One time I was not serious about self-study, so I used scissors to cut off the front end of the ballpoint pen refill. After cutting it, I blew the oil out of the refill and played with it, and then sucked the oil into my mouth while blowing.