On WeChat, it was rumored that the Guangzhou guy went to If You Are the One, and after all 24 lights went out, he said something that shocked the whole country ... Who knows it was the first?

Guangzhou guy: Hello, Mr. Morphy! Hello, Miss Le Jia! Hello, Miss Huang Han! Hello, 24 female guests! Hello, everyone in the audience and in front of the TV!

Morphy: Introduce yourself

Guangzhou guy: Hello, 24 female guests. Hello, Teacher Morphy. I come from Guangzhou, Guangdong, the capital of food.

Morphy: Please introduce your hometown.

Guangzhou guy: There are many people! There are many cars! There are many delicious foods! If we succeed in holding hands, then I will take you to eat 1. Shrimp Wonton Noodles; 2. Shawan double skin milk; 3, Chen Tianji fish skin: boat porridge; 4, English beef offal: radish beef offal; 5, Yinji rice rolls: beef sausage, fresh shrimp sausage; 6, Shunde Li Wei Ji: cow ears, smiling dates; 7. Taotaoju: chicken feet and shrimp dumplings; 8. Guangzhou Restaurant: Wenchang Chicken and Shrimp Dumplings; 9, pork foot ginger vinegar egg Shiduo: pork foot ginger; 1. Shunji Ice Room: Coconut ice cream ... takes you to taste authentic food all over the place. I don't want you to be slim, as long as you have a lot of happiness and happiness ...

Morphy: Don't talk about food on our if you are the one program, okay? Eating too much.

Guangzhou guy: Oh, I see. Hello, everyone. I'm from Guangzhou. My Chinese name is Dina Scarlet.

Morphy: Do you have an English name?

Guangzhou guy: My English name is "malou". (24 beautiful female guests laugh).

Morphy: Tell me about your job

Guangzhou guy: I don't have a job. My dad and I opened a barbecue stall together in Tangxia, and we have an electric car. We usually give my dad barbecues and take the rent. I once looked for a few girlfriends, but they were only rich and bitter with me, and finally broke up.

Morphy: Can you be more specific? And where is Tangxia?

Guangzhou guys: They only know how to play mahjong every day. When they have no money, they ask me for it. What do you think such a woman wants to do? She's just a black sheep. Tangxia is a village in the city of Guangdong, which belongs to a chaotic place.

Morphy: What kind of woman are you looking for?

Guangzhou guy: I like girls who are easy-going, with fine ribs and big hips.

Morphy: What does "sparerib essence" mean?

Guangzhou guy: The essence of spareribs means that you have a good figure.

Morphy: Then why do you like girls with big hips?

Guangzhou guy: A woman with a big ass is easy to bear, and she feels good (all the people at the scene are laughing silly)

Morphy: 24 beautiful girls are invited to turn their backs on male guests, and male guests are invited to choose girls who are excited.

Morphy: Have you chosen a male guest?

Guangzhou guy: ok.

Morphy: Please ask 24 beautiful female guests to choose.

At this time, 24 female guests turned off the lights at the same time, and it was a pity that you didn't accompany me to the end.

Guangzhou guy: What does this mean?

Morphy: . Uh ... . . Male guest: How much assets does your barbecue stall have with rent?

Guangzhou guy: I haven't calculated the details either. The rent for more than 1 suites in Tangxia is only 1, yuan per month, but the rent for more than 1 apartments in Liede Village and Zhujiang New Town is a little more, so it is 1, yuan per month.

At this time, a miracle happened, and 24 female guests asked to light up the lights for the male guests again.

Morphy: Would you like to be a male guest?

Guangzhou guy: I don't want to

Guangzhou guy: I just want to tell you that you are with those rich men now. A lot of money is not their money. The money was earned by his father. Why did he earn so much money is because his father found a woman like his mother who was willing to accompany him from scratch when he was young, so today, I just want to tell you here that a man who loves you will. Men will only respect the women who accompany him through the rough times. If you can do it, men will treat you with respect until you stop loving him.

At this time, there was silence on the stage if you are the one.

At this moment, the male guest's Nokia phone rang, only to hear a rude voice yelling, "Hey, dead boy, why don't you go and do it if you are the one?" Zhong Wu returned to Lebanon to help collect the rent! "

It's true. After reading that issue, I actually looked down on people from the countryside. These people who are greedy for money don't know that 7% of the rich people in China will come from the countryside in the future. Alas. . . . And 7% of the wives of these rich people actually have poor skin, which means. . . But the husband and wife are very harmonious, because they share joys and sorrows. Too bad it wasn't you. . . . Speechless. .