86 humorous short sentences to amuse girls

1. How great it is to be able to meet each other now!

2. I never make typos, but I always make mistakes.

3. Love is not reciprocated because there is no persistence.

4. Look at my memory, I treat you like a human again.

5. No doubt, I am the poor man in your dream.

6. That rainy night, my heart was broken.

7. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

8. My sleeping position determines my hairstyle. I have a different style every day.

9. An inexplicable pain grips my heart tightly.

10. To make your girlfriend happy: I will promise you anything.

11. For a man as elegant as me, what else do you think about?

12. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

13. In my once confused heart, it was you who led me out of loneliness.

14. You can’t even walk well, you are a pig, I will hold my hand for you!

15. In fact, I felt that I fell in love with him several times.

16. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

17. I think I was the best at staying up back then, but now I am the best at sleeping.

18. As long as we have self-confidence, everything is possible.

19. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

20. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

21. The first stroke of the painting was wrong, so I had to scribble all the way down.

22. If I were a zombie, I would definitely eat the brains of all good students.

23. I walked into my life, and I am preparing for you all my life.

24. I still like you very much, like Fengyoujing and Latiao, my love never stops.

25. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I am so damn sleepy.

26. You said you are willing to grow old with me, but no, I want black hair to flow.

27. I always miss you, although we cannot have every minute and second together.

28. Strictly speaking, my funny thing is to make you giggle like a pig.

29. Teacher, Xiaogang has to ask for leave tomorrow because he may be sick tomorrow.

30. Stop arguing with **, you are a little fairy, you cannot reveal your fairy spirit.

31. If you are really hungry, call me and I will chew some snacks for you.

32. I have never been so deeply shocked by a woman as you.

33. Yesterday I went to the city to participate in the pigeon releasing competition, but I went alone.

34. Money is not a problem for me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all.

35. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

36. You will always be the most temperamental, special and attractive in my heart.

37. In winter, every time your feet stretch out to a new place under the quilt, it is an adventure.

38. I want to make a download software called Zier. Because it's so fast that it can't cover your ears.

39. Someone actually put on blue eyeshadow because I had dark circles!

40. In fact, I deliberately didn’t grow taller because I’m afraid of heights. I’d be scared if I looked too tall.

41. Although he is young, he is quite heavy. I don’t have much left, but I want to buy a lot.

42. I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.

43. I am a very principled person. My principle only has three words, it depends on your mood.

44. Now I can only believe that the pain in my heart will gradually subside one day.

45. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

46. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

47. Even Beckham doesn’t know, so what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball!

48. Don’t be overconfident in yourself. There are many more people who can take care of you than you can think of.

49. When you pass by the grass, be careful not to dirty the soil I will eat this month.

50. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!

51. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife.

52. What is a sense of security? Just after you finish the questions, a top student will read out the same answer as you.

53. If I could, I would spend every minute and every second of my life with you.

54. The teacher always tells us not to lie, and teaches us to lie as soon as we come to the superior for inspection.

55. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking.

56. If the haze in your heart cannot be relieved, you will never be able to obtain frankness and freedom.

57. Your father and I are free-range chickens on the grassland. I have eaten grasshoppers when I was hungry. Not all chickens are called time chickens.

58. That day, the teacher asked me why I slept in class. I replied that the doctor said that you have to sleep after taking medicine.

59. You know, holding this thread in your hands is like a constant fate, pulling each other.

60. Don’t praise me, really, especially don’t praise me for being handsome. I’m afraid I can’t stand it and will have to follow you for the rest of my life.

61. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to Earth!

62. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years.

63. There are generally only two types of people who pay too much attention to me, one is those who have a crush on me, and the other is those who plot against me.

64. Everyone should have a pair of good shoes, because these good shoes will take you to the most beautiful places.

65. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will not be able to tell who is the fool.

66. At any time and under any circumstances, as long as you need me, I will come immediately and do my best to do things for you.

67. What is the pain that can be touched? Even though I feel like my stomach is full of hunger, there is still a lump of meat when I touch it.

68. If God closes one of your windows and blocks the door, it is possible that God will turn on the air conditioner.

69. You can’t be friends with someone with short eyebrows. If you take a photo, you won’t be allowed to have them whitened, because once they are whitened, her eyebrows will disappear.

70. The middle parting depends on the nose, the straight bangs depends on the face shape, the slanted bangs depends on the temperament, and the no bangs depends on the facial features. I am suitable for masking!

71. I don’t know whether love will fade away, just because I don’t know, so I have to find my own answer!

72. The little hamster I raised is sick, but it doesn’t matter. There is rat poison at home. I hope it will get better after eating it.

73. It’s the season again when getting up depends on perseverance, doing laundry depends on endurance, going to work depends on ancient strength, and taking a bath depends on explosive power.

74. To be honest, my skills in bed are really good. I can lie in bed for a whole day without eating, drinking or going to the toilet.

75. If you train in the military, it will be sunny. If you take a day off, it will be a rainy day. If you work hard on your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

76. I always feel that if the bed is laid out too neatly, it will make you spend your old age peacefully. Well, it's still messy and more energetic.

77. He is still so young and has countless possibilities in his life. Why do you have to make a decision for him at this time?

78. I made an agreement with my best friend that if one day we become love rivals, we will abandon that man together and walk away hand in hand.

79. Every time I feel frustrated, I recall your smile and your encouragement. They make me face it with strength. Thank you!

80. Obsessive-compulsive disorder is: you must go to the toilet before going to bed. If you play with your mobile phone after going to the toilet, you will have to go to the toilet again after going to bed.

81. I told myself a good night story. The plot has ups and downs and is exciting. Now I am too deep into the drama and still looking for the murderer and I don’t feel sleepy at all.

82. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch and ask: What happened? Drunk Man: I don’t know, I just arrived too!

83. This summer, when you go out, you go into the oven, when you walk, you get Mala Tang, when you sit down, you get Teppanyaki. It’s better not to rain. When it rains, it becomes boiled fish.

84. The feeling of flying a kite is like looking at a very distant object from a distance. Although the distance is very far, my heart is always not despairing.

85. I miss you countless nights, and think of the unforgettable nights with you. I pray to the shooting stars that I can meet you in the next life and fall in love with you until the end of the world!

86. People will die eventually, either in mathematics, in physics, in biology, in chemistry, in Chinese language, in English, or in sports.