Please provide some conversation jokes, all of which make girlfriends laugh! thank you

Woman: (exulting) Really?

Man: Yes, whiter than my ass.

Man: Your hands are really small.

Woman: Really?

Man: It feels like chicken feet.

M: I have special feelings for you, but my mouth is too stupid and my language organization ability is too poor to express myself well.

Female: ........

M: My love for you is like a raging river and a runaway Yellow River. Your every move is recorded in my mind like a movie, and every lovely expression of yours is printed in my mind like a photo. Frankly speaking, these are all irresistible to me. Since I first met you, my outlook on life and love has completely changed. I will dedicate my life to yours.