In the cross talk, black is described like this: How can it be worse than fierce Zhang Fei and not let black Li Kui jy? How to describe it later?

From Master Hou's cross talk "Selling Cloth Head"

The original text is as follows: "Why is it so white? It was angry with the first snow and wouldn't let the second frost. Let's go over the white face of Fuxing in the Asian Games again. You can make a quilt if you buy it in your hometown. It is forbidden to wash, cover, drag and push! "

"Why is it so dark? I was very angry. Zhang Fei refused to let Li Kui jy, and the Asian Games had passed the black respect of the Tang Dynasty. I sent charcoal in Dongshan and shaved coal in Xishan. I sold coal in a coal factory for two days, and it was also a coal shop with people on duty for two days. This piece of German blue is really dyed by Germany and really made by a German. Nicknamed "three fears". What do you mean "three fears"? It is not afraid of washing, it is not afraid of rain, it is not afraid of sun, no matter how you wash it, it will not fade! "

A: Let's call the white one first and try it. "Hey-"

B: Huh? Why "ah"?

A: Let's go.

B: Oh, it's for the ears.

A: That's right.

B: What is it?

A: "Oh, I'm screaming for it, Oh!"

Oh?

A: "What you want is my cloth."

B: Yes.

A: "Don't take that."

B: That's right.

A: "Come and buy this."

B: Huh?

A: "Piles are very different. They are different. "

B: That's right.

A: "Look at this cloth."

B: What is it?

Answer: "Look at this color (Sun 3)"

B: Ah.

Answer: "Don't praise or belittle, don't fight 3, pervasive."

Not bad.

Answer: "What color is this (Sun 3)"

B: What's this?

A: "This is true white."

B: White.

A: "Why is it so white?"

B: Huh?

A: "Why is it so white?"

B: Really?

A: "Why?"

B: Huh?

A: "Why is it so white?"

B: Huh?

A: Why, why is it so white?

How should I know? It's up to you to call.

A: "Why is it so white?"

B: Ah.

A: "The first snow made me so angry."

B: What is it?

A: "If we don't have first frost twice, there is really no white in the world."

B: That's right.

A: "It's not that white."

B: Yes.

A: "I am so angry with Zhao Zilong."

B: Hey.

A: "Don't let Ronaldinho succeed."

B: Oh.

A: "Who has seen Snow White's robe? It's amazing to beat a pony. "

B: That's right.

A: "It's no use without him."

B: Yes.

A: "Don't mention the white pile."

B: Huh?

Answer: "Just carry that cloth."

B: That's right.

A: "You buy it at home."

B: How about that?

Answer: "straighten the quilt sheets to make the quilt lining, you make the door curtain, where did you make the trousers coat?"

B: Yes.

Answer: "No washing, no drying"

B: Hey.

A: "No store, no cover"

B: Oh.

A: "No pulling, no dragging"

B: What is it?

A: "Don't kick around."

B: I said, what's wrong with this man?

There are bedbugs under this man's bed.

Well, what are you kicking it for?

Ah, he means strong.

B: It means good.

A: "Can't it be built in ten years or eight years?"

B: Yes.

A: "It's windy."

B: That's right.

Answer: "It doesn't even leak when it rains. Why can't the scissors hinge quickly?"

What kind of cloth is this?

This is steel plate. This is!

B: steel plate! I don't care. I'm not moving.

He has an idea.

B: What shall we do?

Saw with a chainsaw.

B: See?

A: rivet it with rivets.

B: Is it riveted?

A: By electric welding.

B: what about after welding?

A: In two weeks, I can sneak out of the house and wear it.

Ah, is this a coat?

Boiler, this is.

B: I haven't heard of it. I just brag and exaggerate.

A: It's just an exaggeration.

B: That's right.

A: I can't sell this. Put it aside.

B: How about that? .

Change it to cyan.

B: Qing?

A: Green is not called green.

B: and then he shouted?

A: Black.

Oh, black (shai 3).

Why is it so dark?

B: Yes.

Answer: Name many ancient people.

Hmm.

A: Where is Lao Ba Jixiang?

B: Oh.

What did you buy this cloth for at home?

Hmm.

I don't want you to break the extra cloth.

Oh?

You need more money first.

B: What is it?

A: In the end, the price will be automatically reduced.

B: Oh, slowly descending.

Do me a favor.

B: What should I do?

A: shout a little.

B: What's the shout?

Answer: "Look at money", "Look at profit", "Don't give up" and "Don't pay compensation"

B: Oh, you called me, and I shouted "Look at Ben", "Look at Li", "Don't give up" and "Don't pay"? "

A: Right, right, right, right.

B: Of course.

A: "Hey, that piece is white."

Look at Ben.

A: "This piece is black."

Look at Lill.

A: "Why is it so dark?"

B: Stop it.

A: "It, that-"

B: No need to pay.

A: "Yes-"

Look at Ben.

A: "How-"

Look at Lill.

A: It's all threads, isn't it? Where do you see Ben and Lee? Where are you?

B: won't you let me shout this?

A: You don't understand.

B: Huh?

A: When the price falls, at this time.

B: Oh, I'll shout these words when the price is reduced next time.

A: Well, "Look at Ben", "Look at Li", "Don't give up" and "Don't lose".

B: All right.

A: "Hey, that piece is white."

B: That's right.

A: "This piece is black."

B: Black.

A: "Why is it so dark?"

Hmm.

A: "Why is it so dark?"

B: What is it?

Answer: "Say real cigarette soap."

B: That's right.

Answer: "Bituminous coal mixed with coal ash"

Hmm.

A: "It's not as black as dung beetles."

Oh?

Answer: "Bao Gong fried dough sticks are black and crisp."

B: Hey!

A: "Why is it so dark?"

B: What is it?

A: Angry Zhang Fei.

Hmm.

A: "The black Li Kui jy will not be worthy of Nidhogg in the Tang Dynasty."

B: That's right.

A: "It's not that dark."

B: Yes.

A: "Why is it so dark?"

Hmm.

A: "It sent carbon to Dongshan."

B: Ah.

Answer: "It was the mountain in the western hills that dug coal."

Hmm.

A: "You said that the coal was sold for two days, but it was collected in two days. It didn't take two days to transport coal, so it shouldn't take two days. "

Oh?

Answer: "The second shopkeeper of Coal Shop is right."

B: Yes.

A: "It's not that dark."

B: That's right.

A: "Don't mention the black pile."

B: How about that?

A: "Just take this cloth."

B: Huh?

A: "If you want to buy it well, let's not talk in the distance."

B: Yes.

A: "Speak at a distance."

B: Ah.

A: "You have to take the train."

oh

A: "It only costs a few dollars."

Hmm.

A: "Do you want to know?"

B: How about that?

A: "Smile."

B: That's right.

A: Li Ben Tramways Company.

B: What is it?

Answer: "Get on the tram."

Hmm.

A: "Buy an e-ticket."

B: Oh.

A: "Let's just walk around this tram. This is not a trap. Let's go vigorously. "

B: Where?

A: "At the north gate."

B: That's right.

Answer: "Get off the tram."

B: Yes.

A: "Go straight north."

B: Oh.

A: "Turn east."

B: What's that?

A: "That's called Appraisal Street."

Not bad.

Answer: "As soon as I enter the west gate"

Hmm.

A: "The First Family in Lunan"

What's that called?

A: "That's called Zun Qinglong" (sound)

B: That's right.

A: "I'm too nervous to go any further. Too thick. "

B: Yes.

A: "Go east again."

B: And.

A: "How many times has it embraced a series? Is this a swamp? Is there another family that is humble and beneficial? "

B: Yes.

A: "Stand at the counter."

B: How about that?

Answer: "Pick up what it looks like."

Hmm.

A: "I'm looking for one."

B: Oh.

A: "This is Qingna, the trademark Indanthrene Boorda."

B: Yes.

A: "roll call" is not afraid of "roll call"

B: Why?

A: "What do you mean by' three fears'?"

B: Is that right?

Answer: "I am not afraid of washing and drying, and no matter how I wash it, it will not fade (drying 3)."

B: Yes.

Answer: "buy this cloth."

B: Ah.

A: "The lowest price is 56 cents, right?"

Oh?

A: "I can't say fifty-six cents."

B: How about that?

A: "I can't buy it so wide, so thick, so uniform and so dense."

Hmm.

A: "It's great to be so encrypted."

B: That's right.

A: "Why is it so expensive?"

B: Yes.

A: "It costs a lot."

oh

Answer: "upstairs and downstairs"

Hmm.

Answer: "Lightweight telephone"

Oh?

Answer: "change for artificial food."

B: Yes.

A: "As the saying goes."

Say what?

Answer: "You can't bully customers in this shop, because wool comes from sheep."

B: That's right!

A: "The gentleman said."

Say what?

A: "Walk into your booth."

B: Yes.

A: "You buy 56 cents. What's wrong with it? Still buy it. "

B: Why?

A: "What's the matter?"

B: Yes.

Answer: "Say a kind of cloth, a kind of price, a kind of color (basking in the sun), no one wants a small cloth stall in the front, a small cloth in the yard next to the avenue."

B: Yes.

A: "The gentleman said."

B: Huh?

A: "How much is a foot?"

B: That's right.

A: "You will hear the price when you get to Jiaowo."

B: Yes.

Answer: "Take a ruler and measure it."

B: That's right.

Answer: "I don't have a ruler."

B: What shall we do?

Answer: "Stretch out your arms and do it yourself."

B: What is it?

Answer: "One foot and a half"

B: Oh.

Answer: "Two feet and one foot"

B: That's right.

Answer: "Three legs, one leg, five legs."

B: Huh?

Answer: "Enough 16 feet."

B: What is it?

Answer: "Even if it is one foot four."

B: Listen.

A: "Smaller size means lower price."

B: Yes.

A: "You buy it at home."

B: How about that?

A: "It's enough to make pants and coats."

Oh?

A: "A big coat is enough."

B: That's right.

Answer: "The rest of the rags will be fine if it rains on cloudy days."

Hmm.

Answer: "Sit indoors and mend socks."

B: Hey!

A: "He bought 56 cents."

B: Yes.

A: "I want 18 cents."

Oh!

Answer: "One foot eighteen points, one foot eighteen points, four feet four points, four, eight, three, twenty points."

B: Yes.

A: "Thirty-two cents plus forty cents. Seventy-two cents is one dollar and eight cents. "

Hmm.

A: "The ocean is two dollars and fifty-two cents."

B: That's right.

A: "You can't have twenty cents. Forget it. "

B: OK.

A: "You can give me two and a half dollars to click on the ocean."

B: That's right.

A: "Not two and a half dollars."

B: How about that?

A: "Don't beat drums in your heart."

B: Yes.

A: "Buy or not."

Not bad.

A: "It doesn't matter whether you want it or not."

B: What is it?

A: "If you use foreign currency as a guarantee, don't change it."

B: That's right.

A: "Not two and a half dollars."

Hmm.

Answer: "Look at the color (Sun 3)"

B: Ah.

A: "Watch this cloth."

Oh?

A: "Please don't treat us as the kind of goods that Levin sells."

B: Why?

A: "When we arrived at the Levin booth."

B: What is it?

A: "I bought 10 thousand kinds of goods."

Hmm.

A: "Take it home."

B: Oh.

A: "You want to take a dip."

B: Yes.

A: "Wear it on your body."

B: Oh.

A: "It was blown by the strong wind again."

Hmm.

Answer: "Cars, wagons, planes and mortars can't catch up with that machine gun."

B: Why?

A: "What's the matter?"

B: Huh?

A: "It was scraped away."

B: Hehehe.

A: "Not two and a half dollars."

Hmm.

A: "Let go of a dime."

B: What is it?

Answer: "You give me $2.40."

B: That's right.

Answer: "Not two dollars and forty cents."

Hmm.

A: "Not that yet."

B: Yes.

A: "Who gave 20 cents for this car?"

B: That's right.

Answer: "Twenty cents of good tea is waiting for him" (sound)

B: OK.

A: "You can just give two oceans."

B: Two dollars?

A: "Not two dollars."

B: How about that?

A: "Let's take it home."

B: What is it?

Answer: "Make a backup" (voice)

B: Huh?

A: "You can't buy a pullover without paying a dime."

B: Hey.

A: "Not two dollars."

B: Ah.

A: "I am cruel."

Hmm.

A: "I have suffered."

B: Yes.

A: "Two oceans will be broken."

Oh?

A: "You give me one dollar and nine cents."

B: Yes.

A: "This is 1.80 dollars."

oh

Answer: "One yuan seven, one yuan six, one yuan five."

B: Stop it.

Answer: "If you don't want any more, just give 1.40 dollars."

Look at Ben.

Answer: "Only 1.40 dollars, let go of a dime."

B: How much is it?

Answer: "You give me 1.3 dollars."

Look at Lill.

A: "Give me another dime."

B: How much is it?

A: "You give me 1.2 dollars."

B: Stop it.

A: "Another dime."

B: Yes.

A: "You give me a dollar, a dollar."

I lost it.

Answer: "another dime, you give a dollar, this is not a dollar, then we don't want wow."

B: Huh?

Answer: (crib foot) "Give 50 cents, lose 50 cents."

B: How much is it?

I took this piece for nothing.

B: This is for free.