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What did Grandma Liu enter the Grand View Garden (excerpt) for?

Getting up early the next morning, fortunately the weather was clear. Li Wanjing got up early in the morning and watched the old ladies and girls sweeping up the fallen leaves, wiping the tables and chairs, and preparing tea and wine vessels. Feng'er was seen bringing Grandma Liu came in and said, "Grandma is very busy." Li Wan smiled and said, "I said you couldn't go yesterday, but you were busy going." Grandma Liu smiled and said, "The old lady left me here. Tell me to have a fun day." Feng'er took a few big and small keys and said, "Our grandma said that the high key outside is not enough, so why not open the building and take down the stored one to use it for the whole day. Grandma originally said I should come in person, because I am talking to my wife, so I asked grandma to open the door and take the people to move." Mrs. Li ordered Suyun to take the key, and then ordered her mother-in-law to go out and call some of the boys at the second door. Mrs. Li stood at the downstairs of the Grand View and looked up. She asked people to go up and open the Brocade Pavilion and carry down the pieces one by one. The boys, old women and girls all started to lift more than 20 pieces down. Li Wan said: "It's good to be alive." Don't be in a hurry and touch your teeth carefully, as if a ghost is coming." He turned back to Grandma Liu and smiled and said, "Grandma, you should go up and have a look." Grandma Liu heard that she was eager to hear something, so she pulled up the board and climbed up the ladder. Go up. When you enter, you will see a dense pile of screens, tables, chairs, large and small lanterns, etc. Although you don’t recognize them very much, you will see colorful displays, each with its own wonder. After chanting Buddha a few times, he came down and locked the door. They came to the door and came down together. Li Wan said: "I'm afraid the old lady is happy, so she moved the boat, the paddle, and the sunshade curtain to prepare." Everyone agreed, opened it again, and moved it down. Ling Xiao It was said that the driving ladies went to the dock to pull out two boats. They were making messy arrangements when they saw that Jia Mu had brought a group of people in. Li Wan hurriedly went up to greet her and said with a smile: "The old lady is happy and came in." "I just pretended that I hadn't combed my hair yet, so I picked the chrysanthemums and sent them away." As he said this, Biyue held up a large jade plate in the shape of a lotus leaf, which contained various kinds of chrysanthemums. Jia Mu then picked them. A bright red hairpin was on her temples. When she turned around and saw Grandma Liu, she hurriedly smiled and said, "Come here and bring flowers." Before she could finish her sentence, Sister Feng pulled Grandma Liu over and said with a smile, "Let me dress you up." , inserted a plate of flowers in three vertical directions into one end. Jia Mu and everyone laughed so hard. Grandma Liu said with a smile, "I don't know what kind of blessing I have achieved on this end, but I look so decent today." Everyone laughed and said: " If you don't pull it out and throw it on his face, you will be dressed up like an old goblin." Grandma Liu said with a smile: "Although I am old, I was also romantic when I was young and loved a pretty girl. It's better to be old and romantic."

While joking, they arrived at the Qinfang Pavilion. The maids brought a large brocade mattress and spread it on the railing couch. Jia Mu sat down leaning on the pillar and ordered Grandma Liu also sat next to him because she asked him: "Is this garden good?" Grandma Liu chanted and said, "We country people all come to the city to buy paintings and stickers at the end of the year. We are often idle, and everyone says, how can we get it?" I also went to take a look at the painting. I thought that the painting was just a fake, and there was this real place there. Who would have thought that when I went into the garden today, it was ten times better than the painting. How could there be anyone there? I also drew a picture based on this garden. I took it to my family and showed it to them. It will benefit me even if I die." When Jia Mu heard about it, she pointed at Xichun and said with a smile, "Look at my little granddaughter. He knows how to draw. How about asking him to draw one tomorrow?" After hearing this, Grandma Liu ran over happily, pulled Xichun and said: "My girl, you are so old, you are so good-looking, and you have this. You are capable, let alone one who was entrusted by the gods."

Jia Mu took a break and naturally led Grandma Liu to see everything. First they arrived at the Xiaoxiang Pavilion. As soon as they entered the door, they saw green bamboos on both sides of the road and dirt. The ground was covered with moss, and there was a road covered with stones in the middle. Grandma Liu made way to walk with Jia Mu and the others, but she walked on the ground. Hu Bo pulled him and said, "Grandma, come up and walk. Carefully, the moss is slippery." ." Grandma Liu said: "It's irrelevant. We are familiar with each other. Girls, just leave. It's a pity that your embroidered shoes don't get dirty." He only focused on talking to people above, and didn't prevent the shoes from slipping underneath. Gudong stumbled and fell. Everyone clapped their hands and burst into laughter. Jia Mu laughed and scolded: "You little hooves, you haven't lifted yourself up yet, you are just standing there laughing." While speaking, Grandma Liu had already gotten up and laughed herself, saying : "He slapped his mouth as soon as he spoke." Jia Mu asked him, "Did you twist your waist?"

?Ask the girls to beat them up." Grandma Liu said: "It said that I am so delicate. If I don't fall down twice that day, I will be beaten up. It's so good." Zicuckoo had already opened the Xiang curtain, Jia Mu When they came in and sat down, Lin Daiyu personally brought a bowl of tea to Jia Mu on a small tea tray. Mrs. Wang said, "We don't want tea, so there's no need for the girl to pour it." When Lin Daiyu heard about it, she ordered the girl to sit under her window. A chair was moved to the bottom and Mrs. Wang was invited to sit down. Seeing the pens and inkstones on the desk under the window and the bookshelf full of books, Grandma Liu said, "This must be that brother." The study room." Jia Mu pointed at Daiyu with a smile and said, "This is my granddaughter's room." Grandma Liu looked at Daiyu carefully and then said with a smile, "This one looks like a young lady's embroidery room, but it is better than that one." The first-class study is fine." Jia Muyin asked, "Why is Baoyu missing?" The girls replied, "They are getting out of the boat in the pool." Jia Mu said, "Who is ready to get out of the boat again?" Li Wan was busy. He replied, "We just opened the building to get some. I'm afraid the old lady will be happy, so she's ready." When Jia Mu listened to Fang Yu's words, someone replied, "My concubine is here." Jia Mu just stood up and saw Aunt Xue came in early, sat down and said with a smile: "The old lady is happy today, she will be here sooner or later." Jia Mu said with a smile: "I just said that if you are late, you will punish him. I didn't want my aunt to be late." ."

After joking for a while, Jia Mu saw that the color of the gauze on the window was old, so she said to Mrs. Wang: "This gauze looks good when it is new, but it will no longer be green after being used. In this courtyard. There is no peach or apricot tree, and the bamboo is already green, so it is not suitable to cover it with green gauze. I remember that we have four or five colors of gauze for the window. I will replace the one on the window tomorrow. ." Sister Feng said hurriedly: "Yesterday, when I opened the warehouse, I saw many pieces of silver-red organza in the big crates, some with various folding branches, some with flowing clouds and blessings, and some with hundreds of butterflies wearing flowers. The color is bright and the gauze is light and soft. I have never seen anything like it. I took two pieces out and made two cotton gauze quilts. I thought they must be good." After hearing this, Jia Mu laughed and said, "Bah, everyone. They all say that you have never seen someone before, and you don’t even recognize this yarn. You will talk about it tomorrow." Aunt Xue and others laughed and said: "How dare he compare with the old lady after seeing him through passing by? Why don’t the old lady teach you? Let's listen to him." Sister Feng also said with a smile: "Good ancestor, just teach me." Jia Mu smiled and said to Aunt Xue and the others: "That Sha is older than you. No wonder he thinks he is. There is something similar to gauze, but those who don’t know it think it is gauze. The official name is ‘Ruanyanluo’.” Sister Feng said, “This name is also nice. But I’m so old, gauze.” I have seen hundreds of things, but I have never heard of this name and form." Jia Mu smiled and said: "How long have you lived? You have seen a few things that have no place to put them, and you just say it. That soft cigarette only has four The same color: the same after the rain, the same autumn fragrance, the same pine green, the same silvery red. If it is made into a tent and the windows are covered with it, it looks like smoke from a distance, so it is called "soft smoke" "Luo'. The silver-red one is also called 'Xiaying gauze'. The fu gauze used today is not as soft, thick, light and dense as it is." Aunt Xue said with a smile: "Don't say Feng girl didn't see it, even I didn't hear it. "Yes." Sister Feng said that she had ordered someone to bring one. Jia Mu said, "It's not this! At first it was just a window covering, but later we used this as a quilt and a curtain. It turned out to be good after trying it." "I will find some horses tomorrow and use the silver and red ones to cover the windows for him." Sister Feng agreed. Everyone looked at it and praised it. Grandma Liu also stared at it and couldn't see it. She chanted to the Buddha and said, "We want him to make clothes." No, wouldn't it be a pity to paper the windows?" Jia Mu said, "But the clothes don't look good." Sister Feng hurriedly pulled out the lapel of a red cotton gauze coat she was wearing and said to Jia Mu, Aunt Xue. "Look at my coat." Jia's mother and Aunt Xue said, "This is also the best. It's made in China today, but it's not as good as this." Sister Feng said, "This is a thin coat. , and they say that they are made in-house, but they are not even as good as those used by officials." Jia Mu said, "I'll look for them again, I'm afraid there are still some green ones. If you take them all out sometimes, I'll give them to the Liu family." I'll make a tent and hang it up. I'll add linings to the rest and make some jackets for the girls to wear. I kept them in vain and got moldy." Sister Feng agreed in a hurry and still asked people to send it away. Jia Mu stood up and said with a smile: " This room is narrow, so you can go somewhere else." Grandma Liu chanted the Buddha's name

He said: "Everyone says that our family lives in a big house. Yesterday I met the old lady's main room. It was equipped with a big box, a big cupboard, a big table and a big bed. It was really majestic. The cupboard was bigger and taller than our house. Strangely. There was a ladder in the back yard. I didn’t think I would go up to the room to dry things, so why would I prepare a ladder? Then I remembered that it must be for opening the top cabinet to store things. How could I go up without the ladder? Now again When I saw this small house, it was even more tidy than the big one. Everything in the house was just beautiful, and I didn’t even know what it was called. The more I looked at it, the more reluctant I was to leave here." Sister Feng said: "There are still good things, I don’t know what they are called. I'll take you to have a look." As he said that, he left the Xiaoxiang Pavilion.

From a distance, he saw a group of people in the pool holding a boat. Jia Mu said, "Since they are ready to disembark, let's sit down." As he said this, he walked towards Zilingzhou Liaoxu. Before reaching the pond, he saw several women walking towards him holding large boxes made of silk and gold. Sister Feng hurriedly asked Mrs. Wang where breakfast was. Put it there. Mrs. Wang said, "Ask the old lady where it is, just over there." When Jia Mu heard about it, she turned around and said, "Your third sister's place is good. Just take someone to put it there, and we will sit here." Let's go." When Sister Feng heard about it, she turned around and went with Tanchun, Li Wan, Yuanyang and Hubo to take the food server. They took a shortcut to Qiu Shuangzhai and set up a table in Xiaocuitang. Yuanyang laughed. He said: "Every day we say that the gentlemen outside have a husband-in-law when they are drinking and eating, and we make fun of him. Today we also got a female husband-in-law." Li Wan was a kind man, and he was confused after hearing this. But Sister Feng knew it was true. The person he was talking about was Grandma Liu, and she said with a smile: "Let's make a joke out of him today." The two discussed in this way. Li Wanxiao advised: "You don't do any good things, and you are not a good person." The child is still so naughty, the old lady said carefully. Yuanyang smiled and said: "It has nothing to do with you, but I am here." Just as he was talking, Jia Mu was waiting, and they sat down casually. The maid took it over first. Two plates of tea came and everyone finished eating. Sister Feng held a Western cloth handkerchief in her hand, wrapped with a pair of ebony three-inlaid silver chopsticks. The people were seated at the table. Jia Muyin said: "Put that small piece of nanmu Bring the table over and let Mrs. Liu sit next to me." After everyone heard this, they hurriedly brought it over. Sister Feng winked at Yuanyang, and Yuanyang pulled Grandma Liu out, quietly gave Grandma Liu a few words, and then said: "This is the rule of our family. If we are wrong, we will laugh at you." After the mediation was completed, they returned to their seats. Aunt Xue had come after dinner and did not eat. She just sat aside to drink tea. Mother Jia took Baoyu with her. Xiangyun, Daiyu, and Baochai were at the same table. Mrs. Wang and the Yingchun sisters were at the same table. Grandma Liu was at the table next to Jia Mu. When Jia Mu had meals on weekdays, she always had a little maid beside her, holding a basin and a bowl of water. The kerchief is something that Yuanyang is no longer worthy of. Today, Yuanyang took the tail of the poodle and brushed it. The maids knew that he wanted to tease Grandma Liu, so they got out of the way and let him. The mandarin duck stood and quietly walked towards Grandma Liu. Said: "Don't forget." Grandma Liu said: "Don't worry, girl." Then Grandma Liu sat down and picked up the chopsticks. The heavy chopsticks were not lying on her hands. It turned out that Sister Feng and Yuanyang had agreed, and they only took a pair of old four-legged chopsticks. The ivory and gold-inlaid chopsticks were with Grandma Liu. When Grandma Liu saw them, she said, "This fork is heavier than my shovel, and it's tougher than mine." Everyone who spoke laughed.

Only Seeing a daughter-in-law standing there with a box, a maid came up and took off the lid of the box, which contained two bowls of vegetables. Li Wan brought a bowl and placed it on Jia Mu's table. Sister Feng chose a bowl of pigeon eggs and placed them on Grandma Liu's table. On the table, when Jia Mu said "please", Grandma Liu stood up and said loudly: "Old Liu, Old Liu, eats as much as a cow. He can eat an old sow without raising his head." But she puffed up her cheeks. Silent. Everyone was stunned at first, and then when they heard it, everyone burst into laughter. Shi Xiangyun couldn't hold it in, and spit out a mouthful of rice. Lin Daiyu stopped laughing and leaned on the table. In her mother's arms, Jia Mu hugged Baoyu with a smile and called her "heart". Mrs. Wang smiled and pointed her finger at Sister Feng, but was speechless. Aunt Xue couldn't hold it in either. The tea in her mouth sprayed all over Tanchun's skirt. The rice bowl in Tanchun's hand was placed on Yingchun. Xichun left his seat and asked his wet nurse to rub his intestines. Everyone on the ground was bending over, some were hiding and squatting, laughing, and some were holding back their laughter. Sister Feng and Yuanyang were the only ones who came up to change clothes for his sister. They just let Grandma Liu. Grandma Liu picked up the chopsticks and felt

Not listening, he said again: "The chickens here are also handsome, and the eggs they lay are small and very handsome. Let me lay one." Everyone stopped laughing and started laughing again after hearing this. Mother Jia laughed so hard. Tears came out, Amber beat her back. Jia Mu said with a smile: "This must be Feng girl's trouble. Don't believe his words." Grandma Liu was praising the small size of the eggs and wanted to hold one, Sister Feng laughed. Said: "There are one tael of silver each. You should try it quickly. It won't taste good when it's cold." Grandma Liu stretched out her chopsticks to pick it up. When she picked it up, the bowl was full and there was a fuss. It was so easy. He picked one up and stretched his neck to eat it, but it slipped down and rolled on the ground. He quickly put down the chopsticks and went to pick it up himself. Someone underground had already picked it up. Grandma Liu sighed: "One tael of silver is enough." He disappeared without hearing the sound." Everyone was not in the mood to eat, they all looked at him and laughed. Jia Mu added: "Now I took out the chopsticks again, and I didn't invite the guests to a big banquet. It was all ordered by Feng Yatou. "Yeah, I haven't changed them yet." The people in the underground had not prepared these tooth chopsticks. Sister Feng and Yuanyang had brought them. After hearing this, she hurriedly took them away and also changed them into a pair of ebony inlays with silver. Grandma Liu Said: "The gold is removed, but the silver is gone. After all, it is not as good as our Fushou." Sister Feng said: "If there is poison in the dish, you can find it out by testing the silver." Grandma Liu said: "There is poison in this dish." If it is poisonous, all our food will turn into arsenic. Even if it is poisoned, we will eat it all." Seeing how interesting he was and how delicious the food was, Jia Mu brought her own food over to eat with him, and ordered another one. The old grandma came and put various dishes on the bowl for Ban'er.

After eating for a while, Jia Mu and others went to Tanchun's bedroom to chat. The broken table was cleared and put away. At the same table, Grandma Liu looked at Li Wan and Sister Feng sitting opposite each other and eating, and sighed: "Nothing else, I just love the way your family does things. They said 'courtesy to everyone'. Sister Feng hurriedly smiled and said: "Don't You are too worried, and everyone just made fun of you." After saying a word, Yuanyang also came in and said with a smile: "Grandma, don't be upset, I will make amends for you." Grandma Liu said with a smile, "What did the girl say? Let's coax the old man." Madam, please be happy, but what's the trouble? You tell me first, then I'll understand, but let's just make a joke. I feel annoyed, so I won't say anything." Yuanyang scolded, "Why don't you pour some tea? "Grandma eats." Grandma Liu said hurriedly: "The sister-in-law just poured tea and I have eaten it. It's time for the girl to eat." Sister Feng then asked the mandarin duck: "You can sit down and eat with us, and you can save the money when you come back." Noisy." Yuanyang sat down. The ladies added bowls and chopsticks, and the three of them finished eating. Grandma Liu said with a smile: "I think you people only eat this little, and you are not hungry. It's strange. The wind was blowing all over." Yuanyang then asked, "There are a lot of leftover dishes today, where are they all?" The ladies said, "They haven't been scattered yet. We are waiting here to eat with them." "Yuanyang said: "They can't eat these, so pick two bowls and give them to the girl in the second grandmother's house." Sister Feng said: "He has already eaten, so there is no need to give them to him." Yuanyang said: "He won't eat. Feed your cats." After hearing this, the mother-in-law hurriedly picked two items and took them to the box. Yuanyang said: "Where has Suyun gone?" Li Wan said: "They are all eating here, so what are they doing with him?" Yuanyang said. Said: "That's all." Sister Feng said: "Xiren is not here, you should ask someone to send two things to him." Yuanyang heard that, and ordered people to send two things to him, Yuanyang asked the mothers again: " Have you packed up the storage box for drinking when you come back?" The mother-in-law said: "It will definitely take a while." Yuanyang said: "Hurry up." The mother-in-law agreed.

Sister Feng When he came to Tanchun's room, he saw his wives chatting and laughing. Tanchun was so cheerful that the three rooms were not separated. There was a large rosewood marble case on which there were various famous people's dharma stickers and several numbers. There are ten directions of precious inkstones and various pen holders, and the pens inserted in the sea of ??pens are like a forest. On the other side is a large Ru kiln flower bag, with a bag full of white chrysanthemums with crystal balls. Hanging in the middle of the west wall is a large rice There is a couplet hanging on the left and right of the picture of smoke and rain in Xiangyang, which is the ink of Yan Lugong. The words are:

There is a big tripod on the case of mist and leisurely bones, Gequan and Shiye. On the red sandalwood shelf on the left is a large plate from the Daguan kiln, which contains dozens of delicate yellow Buddha hands. On the right is a white jade chime hanging on the lacquer shelf, with a small hammer hanging next to it. The plate is slightly cooked. Some, just want

When he was about to pick the hammer and hit it, the maids hurriedly stopped him. He wanted to eat from the Buddha's hand again. Tanchun picked one and said to him, "You are stubborn, you can't eat it." There was a couch to the east, with a pair of green embroidery hanging on the bed. Ban'er ran over to look at the gauze tent with flowers, grass and insects, and said, "This is a grasshopper, this is a grasshopper." Grandma Liu hurriedly slapped him in the face and scolded: "You are a yellow man, you are an unclean mess." It's noisy. I asked you to come in and have a look, it's embarrassing." The boy started to cry, and everyone hurriedly tried to persuade her to stop. Jia Mu looked into the backyard through the screen window and said, "The sycamore trees under the eaves of the back corridor are That's fine, just be more detailed." As he was talking, a gust of wind suddenly passed by, and he could faintly hear the sound of drums. Mother Jia asked, "Whose family are you getting married to? This place is close to the street." Mrs. Wang replied with a smile: "On the street You can hear it, these are our dozen or so girls practicing the music." Jia Mu then smiled and said, "Since they are the ones performing, why not ask them to come in and practice. They can also take a look around, and we will have fun again. "When Sister Feng heard about it, she ordered someone to go out and call her. She also ordered a table to be set up and covered with red felt. Jia Mu said, "Let's put it on the water pavilion of the Lotus Champs Pavilion. The sound of the water will be better heard. Come back and let us Let's eat and drink under the Zhujin Pavilion. It's spacious and close." Everyone said it was nice there. Jia Mu smiled at Aunt Xue and said, "Let's go. The sisters don't like people to come and sit. They're afraid It's dirty the house. Let's not look down and just take a boat to drink." After that, everyone got up and left. Tanchun said with a smile: "If this is the case, it's not enough to ask the old lady and aunt to come and sit here." Jia Mu said with a smile: "My three girls are good, only two Yu'er are hateful. They got drunk when they came back, so we went to their house to make trouble."

As she said that, everyone laughed. , came out together. After walking not far, they had arrived at Yunyezhu. The driver girls selected by Gusu had already brought two Tangwood boats, and everyone helped Jia Mu, Mrs. Wang, Aunt Xue, and Grandma Liu. Yu Chuan'er got on this one, and Li Wan followed behind. Sister Feng also got up, stood on the head of the boat, and also wanted to support it. Mother Jia said in the cabin: "This is not stubborn, although it is not a river. There are some very deep ones in there. Don't let me in." Sister Feng said with a smile: "What are you afraid of! Just don't worry, ancestors." As she said that, she opened the pole. When she got to the middle of the pool, there were many people in the pond, and Sister Feng felt that Wandering around, he hurriedly handed the pole to the driver, then squatted down. Then Sister Yingchun waited for Baoyu to get on the pole, and then followed. The rest of the old ladies and other maids followed along the river. Baoyu said: "These broken The lotus leaves are so hateful, why don't you ask people to come and pull them out?" Baochai said with a smile: "In the past few days this year, I have never spared this garden. I wander around every day. There is still time to ask people to clean it up." Lin Daiyu said: "I don't like Li Yishan's poems the most. I only like his line: 'Leave the lotuses to listen to the sound of the rain.' But you don't keep the lotuses." Baoyu said, "It's really a good sentence. Let's not call anyone here in the future." Pull it out." As he said that he had arrived under the flowery Luogang, he felt gloomy to the bone. The decaying grass and water chestnuts on the two beaches added to the autumn mood.

Jia Mu was moved by the sight of the Qingsha on the shore. Kuang Lang asked, "Is this your Miss Xue's house?" Everyone said, "Yes." Jia Mu hurriedly reached the shore, followed the cloud steps up the stone ladder, and entered Hengwu Garden together, feeling a strange fragrance. Those strange grasses and fairy vines became more and more green as the weather grew colder. They all became solid, like coral beans, and hung cutely. When we entered the house, it was like a snow cave, with no toys of any color. There was only a soil vase on the table with a few branches. There were chrysanthemums, two books, tea boxes and teacups. There were only green gauze curtains hanging on the bed, and the quilt was also very simple. Jia Mu sighed: "This child is too honest. You don't have any furnishings, why not ask your aunt for some. I also I don’t have any theory, and I didn’t expect that you naturally didn’t bring your things at home.” After saying that, he ordered Yuanyang to fetch some antiques, and then scolded Sister Feng: “If you don’t give your sister some toys, it’s such a small thing.” ." Mrs. Wang, Sister Feng and others all laughed and said, "He doesn't want it himself. We sent it to him, but he sent it back." Aunt Xue also laughed and said, "He doesn't do much with these things at home." Jia Mu shook her head and said, "It can't be helped. Although it saves trouble, if a relative comes and doesn't look like him, young girls are also taboo in such a sober room. It's more and more time for us, old women, to live in a horse pen." You have heard about the ladies’ embroidery studios mentioned in books and plays. They are quite exquisite. Although the sisters dare not compare with those ladies, they should not go too far. If there are ready-made things, why not

If you really like to be neat, having a few things will make it difficult for you. I am the best at tidying up the house. Now that I am old, I don’t have such leisure time. The sisters are also learning to tidy up well, but they are afraid of being tacky and destroying the good things. I think they are pretty good. Now let me clean them up for you, making sure they are generous and neat. I have two ladders. As of now, they have not been seen by Baoyu. If they had passed through his eyes, they would be gone. "As he said this, he called Yuanyang over and said personally: "It's enough to put the stone bonsai, the gauze table screen, and the stone tripod frozen with ink smoke on this case. Then put the ink painting Bring the calligraphy and painting white damask tent and replace this tent as well." Yuanyang agreed and said with a smile: "These things are all put in the unknown box on the east floor. I have to find them slowly. I can take them back tomorrow. "Yes." Jia Mu said, "I'll do it tomorrow and the day after. Just don't forget it." After saying that, she sat for a while before coming out and walking all the way to Your Excellency Zhui Jin. The civil servants came up to say hello and asked, "What's the drill?" "Qu". Jia's mother said: "Just pick a few of your students to practice." The civil servants waited and went to the Lotus Champs without mentioning it. Here, Sister Feng has led people to arrange the decorations neatly. There are two couches on the left and right, and there are It is covered with brocade rong mat, and there are two carved lacquer tables in front of each couch. There are also crabapple style, plum blossom style, lotus leaf style, sunflower style, square, and round, with different styles. One has a stove bottle and a storage box on it, and the other is empty, ready to put people's favorite food. The two couches on the top belong to Aunt Jia Mu Xue, the chair with two chairs below belongs to Mrs. Wang, and the rest They all have one chair and a few. To the east is Grandma Liu, and under Grandma Liu is Mrs. Wang. To the west is Shi Xiangyun, the second is Baochai, the third is Daiyu, the fourth is to welcome the spring, explore the spring, and cherish the spring. Next time, the treasure jade is at the end. Sister Li Wanfeng's two tables are set up in the third floor sill, outside the second floor gauze kitchen. The style of the storage box is also the same as the table. Each person has a black silver foreign chisel self-pouring pot, and a Ten brocade enamel cups.

Everyone sat down, Jia Mu first smiled and said: "Let's have two cups first, and it will be interesting to make an order today." Aunt Xue waited and said with a smile: "Of course the old lady has a good idea The drinking order, how can we do it? An Anxin wants us to be drunk. We can just have two more drinks." Jia Mu smiled and said: "My aunt has become too modest today. She thinks she is tired of me getting old." Aunt Xue said with a smile: "It's not Qian, I'm afraid it would be a joke if it doesn't work." Mrs. Wang laughed quickly and said, "I couldn't tell, so I just drank an extra glass of wine and went to bed drunk. Who else could laugh at us?" Aunt Xue nodded and smiled. "According to the order, the old lady should have a glass of wine." Jia Mu said with a smile: "Of course." After saying that, she ate a glass.

Sister Feng hurriedly walked to the place and said with a smile: "Now that the order has been carried out, it would be better to ask Sister Yuanyang to come and do it." Everyone knew that the order given by Jia Mu must be carried by Yuanyang, so when they heard this, they all said "yes". Sister Feng then pulled Yuanyang over. Mrs. Wang smiled and said: "Since you are in the order, there is no reason to stand." She turned around and ordered the little girl: "Bring a chair and put it on the table of your two grandmothers." Yuanyang also half-heartedly accepted, thanked and sat down. After sitting down, he also drank for a while and said with a smile: "The drinking order is as big as the military order. No matter whether you are high or low, I am the master. If you violate my words, you will be punished." Mrs. Wang and others laughed and said: "It must be so. Come on, hurry up." Before Yuanyang opened her mouth, Grandma Liu got down from the table, waved her hands and said, "Don't tease people like this, I'm going home." Everyone laughed and said, "That's not possible." Yuanyang ordered the little girls: "Puer me to the banquet!" The little girls also smiled, and as expected, they pulled them into the banquet. Grandma Liu just shouted, "Forgive me!" Yuanyang said, "If you talk too much, you will be punished by a pot of water." Grandma Liu stopped talking. Yuanyang said: "Now when I talk about a deck of dominoes, I start from the old lady and go on to Grandma Liu. For example, when I talk about a deck, I take apart these three cards and say the first one first, and then the third one. The second one, then the third one, after that, the name of this pair of children is combined. Regardless of the poems, songs, idioms and sayings, it has more rhyme than the previous sentence. Anyone who makes the mistake will be punished with a drink." Everyone laughed and said: "This order Okay, just tell me." Yuanyang said: "I have one. On the left is Zhang Tian." Jia Mu said: "There is a blue sky above my head." Everyone said: "Okay." Yuanyang said: "The one in the middle is Zhang Tian." Five and Six'." Jia Mu said: "The plum blossoms of Six Bridges are fragrant to the bones." Yuanyang said: "There is only one piece of 'Six and Six'." Jia Mu said: "A red sun rises in the sky." Yuanyang said: " The whole thing is a 'puff-headed ghost'." Jia Mu

Said: "This ghost hugged Zhong Kui's legs." After saying that, everyone laughed and said: "It's wonderful." Jia Mu drank a drink. Yuanyang said again: "I have a pair. On the left is a 'big long five'." Aunt Xue Yuanyang said: "The plum blossoms are dancing in the wind." Yuanyang said: "There is still a 'Big Five' on the right." Aunt Xue said: "Plum Blossom Ridge is fragrant in October." Yuanyang said: "The 'Two Five' is Zaqi ." Aunt Xue said: "The Weaver Girl and the Cowherd are celebrating the Chinese Valentine's Day." Yuanyang said: "It makes it possible for Erlang to travel to the Five Mountains." Aunt Xue said: "The world is not as happy as the gods." After saying this, everyone praised them and drank wine. Yuanyang went on again Said: "I have a pair. The two points of 'Chang Yao' on the left are bright." Xiangyun said: "The sun and moon are shining on the sky." Yuanyang said: "The two points of 'Chang Yao' on the right are bright." Xiangyun said: " The idle flowers fell to the ground and listened silently." Yuanyang said: "There are still four days to come in the middle." Xiangyun said: "Red apricots are planted against the clouds by the sun." Yuanyang said: "It makes for a 'nine-ripe cherry'." Xiangyun said Baochai said: "The imperial garden was carried out by a bird." After saying that, he drank a cup. Yuanyang said: "I have a pair. On the left is 'Chang San'." Baochai said: "Pairs of swallows spoke between the beams." Yuanyang said: "On the right is 'three long'." Baochai said: "The water lilies carry the wind and the green belt grows." Yuanyang said: "The 'three six' nine o'clock is in the middle." Baochai said: "The three mountains are half fallen to the blue sky." Yuanyang said Baochai said: "Put together an iron-locked boat." Baochai said: "Everywhere is troubled and sad." After talking and drinking, Yuanyang said again: "There is a sky on the left." Daiyu said: "What's the beauty of the good time? "God." Baochai listened and looked back at him. Daiyu was only afraid of punishment and did not argue. Yuanyang said: "The color of the 'jinping' in the middle is pretty." Daiyu said: "There is no matchmaker on the screen window either." Yuanyang said : "Twenty-six are left at eight o'clock." Daiyu said: "Look at the jade throne to lead the court ceremony." Yuanyang said: "Put together a basket to pick flowers." Daiyu said: "Pick the peony flowers with the fragrance of the fairy stick. ." After saying that, he took a sip. Yuanyang said: "On the left, 'four and five' become flower nine." Yingchun said: "The peach blossoms are thick with rain." Everyone said: "You should be punished! The rhyme is wrong, and it doesn't sound like it." Yingchun smiled and took a sip. It turned out that both Sister Feng and Yuanyang wanted to listen to Grandma Liu's joke, and they both made mistakes on purpose and were punished. Madam Zhi Wang, Yuanyang said it on behalf of Grandma Liu. Grandma Liu said "We bankers often do this when we are free, but it's not as nice as what you say. I have to give it a try." Everyone laughed and said, "It's easy to say. Just say it, it doesn't matter." Yuanyang laughed. Said: "'Sisi' on the left is a person." After hearing this, Grandma Liu thought for a long time and said, "He's just a banker." Everyone laughed. Jia Mu smiled and said: "That's good, that's what I said." Grandma Liu also laughed and said: "We bankers are just ready-made. Don't laugh, everyone." Yuanyang said: "The 'three and four' in the middle are green and red." Grandma Liu said: "The fire burned the caterpillars." Everyone. He said with a smile: "That's true, and it also tells you about your true character." Yuanyang said: "The Yaosi on the right is really beautiful." Grandma Liu said: "One radish and one garlic." Everyone laughed again. Yuanyang said with a smile: "It's just a flower." Grandma Liu gestured with her hands and said, "When the flowers fall, they will form a big Japanese melon." Everyone laughed. They could only hear the shouting of ____ outside

Speaking of Liu Grandma gestured with her hands and said, "The flowers have fallen and formed a big Japanese melon. "Everyone burst into laughter

after hearing this. Then after eating the door cup, Yin laughed again and said: "To tell you the truth, my hands and feet are clumsy, and I drank wine again

, carefully missed the porcelain cup. When I picked up the wooden cup, I lost my hand and it fell to the ground.

Everyone laughed again after hearing this. When Sister Feng heard this, she hurriedly laughed and said: "If you really want wood, I will get it

." But there is one thing to say first: The wood ones are not comparable to the porcelain ones. They all do the same thing, and you have to eat all of them before you can master it.

After hearing this, Grandma Liu said in her heart: "I was just making fun of you, but who knew he really had it?" I have often attended banquets with squires in villages, and I have seen gold and silver cups, but I have never seen wooden cups. Oh, yes, it must be a wooden bowl used by children, just to trick me into drinking two more bowls. Don't worry about him.

This is like wine and honey. It doesn't hurt to drink more. After thinking about it, he said: "Take it and discuss it later."

"Sister Feng Nai

Ming Feng'er: "Go to the back room in front, and there are ten bamboo cup sets on the bookshelf. After hearing this, Feng'er agreed to go. Yuanyang smiled and said, "I know your ten cups are still small." Besides, you just said it was made of wood, and now you brought it with bamboo roots, which doesn’t look good. Why don't we bring ten big cups with boxwood roots cut out from our place and drink them ten times? Sister Feng smiled and said, "It's even better." "Yuanyang Guo ordered someone to fetch it. Grandma Liu saw it and was surprised and happy: there were ten in a row, divided into different sizes. The big one was like a small basin. The tenth one was The very small one is two times bigger than the cup in my hand. What I like about it is that it has wonderful carvings, including landscapes, trees and figures, as well as cursive characters and pictures.

He said in a hurry. : "Just take the little one, why are there so many? Sister Feng said with a smile: "There is no reason to drink from this cup." Since our family does not have such a large amount, no one dares to use it. Grandma wanted it, but it was easy to find it.

I had to eat it one after another before eating it. "Grandma Liu said hurriedly: "I don't dare to do this. Good aunt,

please spare me. "Mrs. Jia, Aunt Xue, and Mrs. Wang knew that he was an old man and couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly smiled and said: "You are talking, you are laughing, don't eat more, just eat this first cup. . "Grandma Liu said: "Amitabha!

I’d better eat it in a small cup. Keep this big cup and take it home to eat slowly. "Everyone who said that laughed again.

Mandarin Duck had no choice but to order someone to fill up a large cup. Grandma Liu held it in both hands and drank. Mother Jia and Aunt Xue all said: "Slowly

More, don't choke. "Aunt Xue ordered Sister Feng to prepare dishes again. Sister Feng said with a smile: "Grandma, tell me what you want to eat, and I'll feed it to you. Grandma Liu said: "I know their names, and everything is good." "Jia Mu smiled and said: "Piece some eggplant and feed it to him. "When Sister Feng heard about it, she chopped some eggplants and put them into Grandma Liu's mouth. She laughed and said: "You eat eggplants every day, and you can also taste how delicious our eggplants are. "Grandma Liu said with a smile:

"Don't coax me, the eggplant has lost its smell, and we don't need to grow food, only eggplant. "Everyone

said with a smile: "What an eggplant, we won't coax you any more. Grandma Liu said in surprise: "Really eggplant?" I ate half the day in vain. My aunt will feed me some more and chew this mouthful carefully. "Sister Feng pinched some more fruit and put it into her mouth. Grandma Liu chewed it carefully for a long time and said with a smile: "Although it has a bit of eggplant flavor, it just doesn't look like eggplant. Tell me how you made it

I'll eat it too. Sister Feng smiled and said, "It's not difficult." You take off the skin of the eggplant you just harvested. You just need to clean the flesh, cut it into small pieces, fry it with chicken, and then use the chicken breast meat and add mushrooms, new bamboo shoots, and mushrooms.

Five-spice dried bean curd and various dried fruits are cut into nails, simmered in chicken soup, add sesame oil, and mix with bad oil.

Put it in a porcelain jar, seal it tightly, and eat it Take it out when the time comes and mix it with the fried chicken and melon. "Grandma Liu listened, shook her head

sticking out her tongue and said: "My Buddha! He had to pour a dozen chickens to go with him. It tasted strange! "On the one hand, they were joking and on the other hand, they finished the wine slowly and just played with the glass. Sister Feng said with a smile: "I'm still not happy, let's have another glass. "

Grandma Liu said hurriedly: "That's great, then I'll be drunk to death." Because I love this, what should I do to him?

"Yuanyang

smiled: "I've finished the wine, what kind of wood is this cup made of? "Grandma Liu said with a smile: "I can't blame the girl for not recognizing it.

Well, how can you, the embroidered household in Kinmen, recognize wood! Our house and the woods were neighbors all day long. When we were sleepy, we would sleep on him

on his pillow, and when we were tired, we would sit against him. In the lean years, we would eat him when we were hungry. We saw him every day with our eyes and ears?/cagt;

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