Tell me a joke expression pack quickly.

Because of my introverted personality, I never rush to check out!

Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.

When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!

Eight, life will make you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after you get used to it.

Nine, like a person, the brain will automatically add filters, whitening, grinding skin, do not like the second change of the original picture, my God, am I blind?

Ten, primary school consumes pencils, middle school consumes notebooks, high school consumes brains, and universities consume traffic.

Eleven, you can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is: knowing everything is laziness.