Funny sentences to praise yourself for being handsome_Words to describe yourself as handsome

[A must-have for pretending to be awesome] A lot of jokes about praising your own handsomeness [A must-have medicine for narcissists when traveling at home], hurry up and collect it.

1. When someone compliments you on how handsome you are, how do you respond in a low-key manner? ---What did you say? I can’t hear you louder!

2. Every night They all lose sleep because of their handsomeness, and wake up every morning because of their handsomeness

3. I envy those who have stories. Talking about their own experiences is always enlightening and thought-provoking. Unlike me, I have lived for so long

---A handsome word can last throughout my life.

4. Whenever I meet someone asking for directions, I always point blindly. Firstly, I don’t know the road, and secondly, I want to teach the world a lesson - don’t trust handsome strangers.

5. A taxi to work usually costs 8 yuan. When the taxi arrived today, the driver insisted on asking for it. Charge me 13, it’s really a waste. I asked him angrily, why do you want so much? The master was also very excited and answered me loudly - you are so handsome, why did I charge you five yuan more? What he said made sense and I was speechless.

6. I finally understand a truth: ugly people should study more. No wonder people have said that I am not good at studying since I was a child.

7. You don’t even have a dream, what’s the difference between you and a salted fish?

---Have you ever seen a salted fish as handsome as me? < /p>

8. There is really no joke today, so I can only take a selfie to explain the problem

9. One day I went up the mountain to visit the Zen Master: Master, people around me are always talking about how to become a handsome guy. , can you give me some advice? After listening to this, the master smiled slightly and took out a mirror. I suddenly realized: Master, are you saying that you must pay more attention to your own image? --- The master said: What do you know when you look in the mirror? Called Handsome!

10. My younger brother is very handsome, and he is nicknamed "Big Handsome". Every time he goes out, there are always a bunch of little girls chasing him around, so I am very tired of being with him. Go out --- because every time they see me they always shout? Here comes the handsome guy, here comes the handsome guy? So numb, so annoying, so annoying?

11. I saw a handsome guy while walking, He was very handsome. I couldn't help but look at him. I was surprised to find that the handsome guy was also looking at me. I kept looking at him and he kept looking at me. So I walked towards him, and he actually walked towards me, getting closer and closer like this? --- Who the hell put the mirror on the road?

12. Last night I stayed in the bathroom for four hours, including ten minutes of bathing---three hours and fifty minutes of looking in the mirror and being fascinated by my handsomeness

13. On that quiet afternoon, the sun was very lazy, and I was quiet She lay on the desk and looked at her at the same table. The light filtered through her hair, which was beautiful. She seemed to find the atmosphere a bit awkward and blushed. So I took out a chess set from the desk and started playing chess with her. Although it can be seen that she is not very good at playing chess, seeing her playful look of serious thinking still pops up in my mind from time to time. Maybe this is what the quiet years are like. On that intoxicating afternoon, I lost more than two hundred games, and I was very happy to see her happy. I can still hear her shouting and pointing at my chess pieces when she won: "You are so handsome." !You are so handsome!?

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