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Liangsheng, can you not be sad about the four contents?
Liangsheng, will you really be sad? When I was thirteen, I suddenly had a very bad habit. I once opened my eyes in the middle of the night to see the ceiling covered with newspapers, but in this dark night, everything was in vain. The night covered my body in this grand way, and I shrank in the quilt, a small ball. I thought, why can't I find the quiet and beautiful night like water in other people's novels at all? I can only hear my father's cough in the middle of the night, my mother's slight sigh, and Liangsheng's even breathing when he fell asleep. 1 road section: cold, so we meet in a narrow road. Section two: Wei Jiaping, the battle between Liangsheng and Beixiaowu. Section 3: Mine disaster, night is like water. Section 4: Liangsheng, I bit Beixiaowu. Section 5: North Primary Five, Liangsheng and I are going to school. Section 6: Good student, let me be an illegitimate child. the second part
But youth will not last forever, and people will always grow up. I was thirteen years old when my mind became clear. I gradually understood my relationship with Liangsheng and my father's past. My name is Brother Liangsheng. But my father's eyes are getting colder and colder, and I can feel that my father's eyes in a wheelchair have become restless. My eyes seem to be an invisible rope for life!
Section VII: He Manhou stole my chicken Section VIII: Swear in the name of the moon: We must learn to be strong Section IX: Jujube tree of Weijiaping Jiangsheng Section 10: Teacher, just let Jiangsheng go Section 1 1: Liangsheng, I'm sorry Section 12:
After school starts, it is a week-long military training. Sun Group also made a high degree of cooperation, and within a month, we became standard South African aborigines. However, Liangsheng's skin is still so white. When having dinner together at noon, Bei Xiaowu said, Liangsheng, if you are a girl, Jiang Sheng's things can only belong to semi-finished products. I'll never look at her again. I will chase you all my life!
Section 13: Jinling incident between Beixiaowu and Liangsheng Section 14: Jiangsheng, ribs or suckling pigs? Section 15: rebeccalu, hope that you are well. Section 16: Xiao Jiu, so sharp. Jiang Sheng, be my girlfriend. Jiang Sheng said, Xiao Jiu, the fourth part of your grandmother.
When I woke up, the sun suddenly flooded around. Alcohol stays up all night, and my headache is splitting. Open your eyes, I want to die-obviously, this is not a girl's dormitory, nor is it a small shack in Xiao Jiu. This is a beautiful room, conveying beautiful and dangerous information. My heart pounded when that charming man put his big bright face in front of my eyes. At that moment, I suddenly had an impulse that I could not explain myself. I really want to reach out and touch his eyebrows, because between his eyebrows, I saw a shadow that made me feel distressed, a shadow that I will always miss. Section 19: Cheng Tianyou looks like a good student, but he is not a good student. Verse 20: Two scars, one kind of pain. Jiang Sheng, what goes on in your little head every day? Verse 22: If something goes wrong, don't mention Xiao Jiu. I didn't warn you. Verse 23: Now it seems that they are beginning to make up. Section 24:
I carefully said to the receiver, hello. I can't tell you why. At that moment, there was a subtle uneasiness and uneasiness in my heart, just like the fine rain sticking to the soft grass tip. I just didn't think about it at the time. Is it because of this strange man who always meets strangely? Cheng Tianyou's voice came from the phone, hoarse and lazy. I seem to feel that his thin lips are a little chapped because of the heavy blow the other day. He said, Jiang Sheng, is that you? I gently well, round eyes looking at Xiao Jiu, Xiao Jiu eyes also slip round staring at me. Section 25: Little childe has epilepsy. Section 26: In previous lives, this happy cat was named Jiang Sheng. Verse 27: So, Liangsheng, you lied. Verse 28: Creation, your death is related to your poor quality! Verse 29: I abruptly changed her "jealous woman" to "slut". Section 30: It turns out that sadness can really be transformed into strength. Section 3 1: The biggest joke in the world is that Jiang Sheng said to Liang Sheng, I, love, you part six.
That night, I didn't sleep. My mind was full of Xiao Jiu's eyes, so confused and tearful. All along, for Xiao Jiu, from resisting to accepting, from accepting to liking. She is such a rogue, living, laughing, crying, running and cursing mercilessly. Actually, I really want to tell Xiao Jiu that your mother will be sad to see you like this? But Xiao Jiu told me that she had no mother, and her mother died when she was six years old. While saying this, Xiao Jiu was smoking a cigarette, which made her fair skin covered with a few small freckles, delicate and lovely. Section 32: Boiling noodles is a way for you to hurt me. Section 33: Jiang Sheng, you all see what a bad girl I am. Verse 34: Because I won't allow anyone to hurt you! Section 35: Bei Xiaowu is a stubborn child! Section 36: Look, am I that bad? Verse 37: This fellow Cheng Tianyou has never met a woman with my IQ. Section 38: Anyway, I won't allow anyone to bully Jiang Sheng! Section 39: Jiang Sheng and Liang Sheng will always remember that very important day. The seventh part.
If I am a bad girl, I can hang out with many gangsters. If someone bullies Liangsheng, I will avenge him with those punks! I'm not afraid of harm or depravity. Am I a stupid child? I know it's stupid. However, I don't want others to hurt good students. Section 40: Are you a little nervous? Jiang Sheng, aunt, how can I compare with you? Or, it can be someone else, as long as your name is not Jiang Sheng. Section 43: My life is very comfortable without the pig Cheng Tianyou bothering me. Verse 44: That night, Cheng Tianyou and I watched it in the car. Verse 46: So I am such a narrow-minded person. Part VIII
I didn't go back to Weijiaping in the summer vacation of my sophomore year. I don't want to eat noodles cooked cold. I'm afraid I'll shed tears when I eat it. You see, my tears are so worthless that I can flow if I say so. Verse 47: He said, in fact, Jiang Sheng, you are a nymphomaniac. Verse 48: Sometimes my mouth is faster than my brain. Section 49: There are three kinds of love in the world, love, no love, no love! Section 50: I read too many romantic novels, and my brain is a little distorted. Jiang Sheng, you are good everywhere, but you hold grudges too much. Verse 52: It's all over here, and then it surges. Verse 53: Cheng Tianyou said, Jiang Sheng, let's go home. Jiang Sheng, that's called Adeline. Section 55: I have only seen it.
Cheng Tianyou said he hadn't been with me for a long time because he didn't want to give me any trouble. He said, Jiang Sheng, I'm afraid I can't give you safety, so I seldom go to see you, although I always miss you. But he didn't expect that all his persistence and patience, because Suman completely vanished. Section 56: I know Jinling's temper too well. I'm really a dreamer, always expecting my dreams to come true. Verse 58: Well, I hope we won't be more miserable than him in the future. Verse 59: I'm just telling you that Cheng Tianyou can have it, and I can have it just like Cheng Tianen. Verse 60: This name is so evil that even in my sleep, it makes it difficult for me to escape its torture. Split Section 62: Eat an apple at Christmas Section 63: He is sad because ... Jiang Sheng ... I'm sorry ... Prince Snow won't love you ... Section 64: It turns out that after so long, the people and things that belong to me have not changed. Part 10
I have been wondering if Bei Xiaowu will give up his dream of being admitted to a university if Xiao Jiu comes back. Unexpectedly, he became more diligent than before and moved back to the dormitory to make room for Xiao Jiu. Verse 65: There was a man named Cheng Tianyou. He looks like an indifferent student. He loves me and likes me. I still remember the first time you cried. Verse 67: I just feel that at this moment, the world is full of blood, and suddenly the sun disappears. Section 68: Everything will be all right, won't it? Section 69: Fate is an impermanent roulette. You never know where it will take you in the next round and where it will take you in XI.
During the Spring Festival, Bei Xiaowu didn't go home because he didn't have a home. Besides, he wants to stay with Xiao Jiu. That girl named Xiao Jiu has the clearest eyes and the brightest smile in the world. No one wants to lose her, she wants to lose everything.
Before Liang Sheng and I went home, I helped Jin Ling move all the dormitory luggage to her rental house. Jinling said, Jiang Sheng, I wish you a happy New Year in advance. Take care. Verse 70: She looked at us and wanted to know the exact answer from us, for fear that people in the bank would cheat her. Paragraph 7 1: I said, Bei Xiaowu, didn't you draw that portrait for her? Section 72: Jiang Sheng, people are doing, and the sky is watching! Why did you ruin me like this? Verse 73: My vitality is so strong, how can I be destroyed by Weiyang? Verse 74: It turns out that there are many more legendary things in this world than me and Lengsheng. Xiao Jiu knows that friends are not as important as his own life. Verse 76: The alley bend is also the place where our fate will eventually reverse. From then on, these two have nothing to do with part 12.
In those days, Liangsheng has been with Weiyang. Happiness looks something like this. However, my heart is still aching. Section 77: What is happiness like? Section 78: Jiang Sheng, you must fulfill your promise to Grace. Verse 79: Grace is the devil. Verse 80: Because my secret, like Liang Sheng's, is endless sorrow. He said, Jiang Sheng, is this good? They also call me Jiang Sheng, but they are not as good as you. Verse 83: When you see a beautiful boy with sad eyes, be sure to tell him the way home. Four years later, Jiang Sheng returned to his hometown as promised, and Liang Sheng, who was told that he had amnesia, lost his way because he was looking for Jiang Hua. White Lincoln keeps appearing, little beetles are coming crazily, Cheng Tianyou's faltering words, and the moment when the scalpel stabbed him, a shadowy figure ... dreamlike, constantly alternating.
Tossing and turning, off and on, butterflies can't fly under the protection of the sea. Where are you, my girl, the northern martial arts, the hidden Lu, and the aggressive manliness, just because I look back at you, I miss something that has nothing to do with you. I love you. ...
Entanglement, growing love, endless pain, accidentally learned that versatile women have long been out of the hands of the dead God, constantly appearing in the familiar faces of white Lincoln, Xiao Jiu who once disappeared but was replaced by the unspoken rules of "Suman", "Thirty-year-old, leaving the city" God bless, and "brothers" who have no blood relationship? Alienation, dispersion, forgetfulness, pregnancy, "finally, finally, I failed him so thoroughly" Jiang Sheng. ...
When I was very young, I heard a beautiful saying. They said: butterflies can't fly over the sea. When I grow up, I know that it's not that butterflies can't fly over the sea; However, when the butterfly finally flew over the sea, it was known that this side of the sea had never waited! I am like this butterfly. Jiang Sheng, you are the sea that never waits for butterflies.
Were you lonely at that time? You have to tell that pot of ginger flowers what others can never decipher, waiting for a girl named Jiang Sheng to help you find those memories that withered when you were young, like an angel.
The first chapter 1, you two husband and wife are too unbalanced, and need to adjust the endocrine system. 2. Painful insomnia, and that country cat named "Mushroom". 3. Yes, it's for you! I will definitely come to you! I have to find you! Just looking back at you makes me miss you. I am the robbery in your life, and you are the knot in my heart. Chapter two. 6. How much of his lonely face is my sadness? 7. Hello, Jiang Sheng. I'm Lu, your psychiatrist. 8. This is my first time cooking chicken soup. I wonder if it will taste bad. 9. If I become him, who am I? 10, in other words, the fighting capacity of Beixiaowu is as strong as that of Weijiaping. 1 1, she is my patient, and I know better than anyone what I should do for her. Chapter 3 12, he is your closest relative, but he should not be your favorite! 13, who else can take me to heart like you? 14, I don't want to go home, but I want a shoulder to cry on. 15, he always has such a magical power that people look up to the gods. He said, Jiang Sheng, you are terrible. 17, a little pig got lost and sat on the ground crying. I want to take it home and build it a big house. Chapter 4: 18. I am not only a depressed person, but also a mentally retarded person. Sister Jiang Sheng, when you go to Cheng Tianyou at night, you must pay attention to "safety" and "safety" ... 20. As your doctor, Jiang Sheng, I hope you can be happier. I have completely lost my memory of my good life. Chapter 5119660.18866.19986888886 He is a good student and my brother, but he refuses to remember me. 25. I swear, I must bring back Liangsheng to you. 26. Dr. Lu, it is beyond your duty to hold the arm of the female patient. 27. I heard that mushrooms hit three dogs? Shit, 3rd Battalion Station is not Lu Bu. 28. However, have you ever thought that Cheng Tianyou is a human being, not a god? 29. The women in those photos are obviously Xiao Jiu's eyebrows. Miss, you pretend to be an acquaintance here, don't you? 3 1. If you go to prison for the murder of Suman, Babel will definitely go to prison. 32. But he seems to care. Apart from the pain, I suddenly felt a sense of belonging. Chapter VI 34. Once, in this KFC store, a boy named Liang Sheng took out all his change and bought a hamburger and a coke for a girl named Jiang Sheng. 35. Blood filled her gentle face, and a deep wound kissed her cheek with a ferocious smile. 36. It turns out that you are my brother's 37, Jiang Sheng. My love can't be exchanged for half a minute. If I can't speak, let me tell you my thoughts and words with tears in my eyes. 39. If you do this, it's for the person named Liangsheng! Then, I tell you, I don't like your physical charity. 40. He choked back his anger and said, I'm sorry, Jiang Sheng 4 1. God bless and say, Jiang Sheng, let's get married. Chapter seven. 42. If there were no you in this world, who would I show my happiness to? 43. He mumbled something to my stomach. Xiao, coax Jiang to give birth to a mother for her father and tell her not to have children. Let you suffer, Jiang Sheng 46, Liang Sheng, you tell me that we are God's favorite toys. We stood at the age of 47 and 30, leaving the city behind. 48. In the end, I failed him. This is a happy ending. Author: Le Xiaomi
Category: romance novels
Publishing House: 21st Century Publishing House
Content introduction
Jiang Sheng runs a small flower shop and wants to live a quiet life. In order to revenge his father's disloyalty and harm to his mother, Lu, who bears a grudge, plays with every woman who has had sex with his father and makes his father lose face. This business genius is handsome in appearance, but evil in heart. In his view, Jiang Sheng's indifferent love is the best joke in the world. The only pillar of his life is hatred. He framed Liang Sheng and forced Jiang Sheng to sign an agreement to marry him, otherwise he would kill Liang Sheng! Cheng Tianyou heard that he was going to marry Liu and suddenly came back. For the sake of good students, he asked to marry Liu! Jiang Sheng was too lazy to argue, and the two gradually fell apart ... Weiyang did not tell Liang Sheng the true relationship between Jiang Sheng and Liang Sheng, but also slandered Jiang Sheng in front of Liang Sheng. A good student who knows nothing is willing to marry Weiyang ... Beixiaowu, who has been away from the city for many years, is back, and he has searched all over the city but failed to find Xiao Jiu. ...
The first chapter exchange, split the wind
Wedge fun run 1. When the enemy is calm, you need to be more calm than the enemy 2. I must be schizophrenic by Ke Xiaorou, a wonderful male flower. God, please take me to the recycle bin. Chapter 2 Meeting you perfectly.
Wedge: Returns 4. Because I'm not the lucky king. In this way, it may be good for both of us. 6. If you don't break up now, you will have an affair in the future. 7. Avoiding a hurdle is a hurdle. 10, we always have to keep making such proofs to prove that we are not in each other's hearts. 1 1, Jiang Sheng: I have been a coward behind you since I was a child, but I have to summon up so much courage for you. 12, Liangsheng: I learned later that some people will never forget it.
Wedge taboo 14, under the jujube tree, the sleeping teenager is like the fairy in the painting 15. Oh, it turns out that in recent years, we have all been bad couples who broke up with 16. This is the problem we are most afraid of 17. A person's life is too dull, and the friendship when he was young is worth buying with his life. We are not sure who entered the Lujia gate. 19, this sentence is like beautiful fine porcelain, which gently falls to the ground and shatters. 20. It turns out that each of us has something we don't want to let go. Unforgettable person 2 1, her finger gently loosened, and the red invitation fell on me like a stream of fire.
Wedge hunter 22, one is a needle stuck in my heart; One is a flower that sleeps in my heart. 23. That little thing between you and God bless is just a kind of indifferent life. 24. Every time I communicate with Babel, I feel a pain. 25. There is a man in white in the corner, which is more delicate than the petals on the ground. 26. If I am willing to break through this secular cage for you, do you have the courage to escape this wedding for me? 27. Grow old together forever.
Wedge reincarnation 29. At this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of time flying. 30. Jiang Sheng, what did you do to him? Have you seen him? 3 1, Jiang Sheng, this is your sincere blessing to our wedding. 32. Who will tell that old story there, hiding it with a lazy voice like a shy big boy, but filled with a happy smile? Chapter VI Fireworks.
Wedge in 33. Between him and me, the building blocks have come back. 34. This is not a function, but it is a special event. 35. I just got her chapter 7 Jedi.
Wedge bone comb
36. Because you are very important, she is willing to be strong for you. Merry Christmas. 38. Making friends is risky, so choose carefully. 39. You can never bury the truth. 40. If you love him, no matter who he marries, I will rob you of your marriage. Chapter VIII Freshmen.
Wedge is alive 4 1, and his name can only be warm between our lips and teeth when we are drunk and asleep. There are many things in Water under the Bridge, City of Love. Love is a kind, and becoming a house slave is also one of them. Good, I know the answer. Satisfied women don't talk. 45. We must devote our whole life. 46. When I am sober, I will only give it to the person I really like. 49. This man, no matter how beautiful, unfortunately, I will never get 50. I don't want to be 5 1. In Liang Sheng's view, I have an unspeakable heart, but I am looking forward to mending the old one. Chapter 9: battle clothes 52. She needs to be the best interpreter, a girl without sadness. You are seducing me. 54. This evening, I was in Xiaoyu Mountain, facing the gentle and tearful rain. 55. The hardships of life make us hide these tiny little lovelies deeply, and we can only live numbly and stubbornly. 56. Men are born children, and once they are naive, they will kill people. 57. Love is like a wild animal. Before you recover, it will devour you. 58. Why do I feel that "Happy Farm" has nothing to do with the omnipotent business community? You can pick flowers from anyone on this farm. 60. Someone gave you a chicken feather, but you made an arrow out of it. 6 1. In this world, the most important thing is not loyalty, but being someone else's. You have the courage to kill your children for him, and you should also have the courage to accept this party today. Chapter 10 the wedding 64. You don't want to know how much you have done for him. Is it worth it? 65. If I love you, I will take you away. 66. After this night, the two are irrelevant. 67. Because of him, no matter how proud you are. Jiang Sheng, my good sister, don't you want to congratulate me? Don't forget, as I said, there are many ways to make him die. 70. Starting today, no one can separate us! Including you, Cheng Tianyou 7 1, he doesn't know, how I wish this night was as long as my life. 72. Go home Chapter 11 Go against the sky.
Wedge was born 73, Chihiro is as bitter as Chihiro, and a couple will live forever 74. Behind him, ginger flowers are like snow; In the past, he once loved me. 75. There is a city under Qiandao Lake. I have a girl named Jiang Sheng in my heart. 76. The mobile phone slipped from my hand and landed heavily on the ground. That's the sound of heart death. 77. I understand that if we continue to talk, it will definitely be a quarrel. The more cautious we are about this matter, the more difficult it will be. 79. Is it good or not, or rather, not bad.
Wedge knot 8 1. Everyone has his own way of life. Who can judge who is right and who is wrong? 82. If you wait too long, will you lose the motivation to find the next happiness? 83.what are you? Can't he satisfy you? 84. He said, Good morning! Little lazy cat! It's time for breakfast. My Cinderella 85, his warm palm tightly holds my shoulder, and the warm breath is between my neck, as if it were a kind of magic. It seems that this is the best ending of love. I gave my heart to you, my body to him, and I left nothing behind. I said, I tried to love you in the past. Just because he, 88, lived and died together, 89, that man, it took him 17 years to make you fall in love, then I will accompany you for 70 years to forget the ending and leave the song.
brief Introduction of the content
The colorful clouds scattered in Liangsheng 4 is the first part of the finale of Liangsheng series, and the development of the story is unexpected. Cheng Tianyou was seriously injured after falling off a cliff, and their love affair was immediately exposed, which shocked the whole Cheng family. Elders with interest disputes have stepped in one after another, and the complicated feelings of several young people have become dangerous in the face of family interests, and a wedding that is not blessed is about to be held. ...
Meeting you in this life is our best reunion.
Love and hate, prosperous, those repressed, imprisoned and hurt yesterday,
Will it break into sand and lose each other?
Life is not Peking Opera. You can end your life by drawing a face.
Liangsheng looks like a harmless face, gentle and handsome, but inside he has perseverance and black belly that others can't see.
Cheng Tianyou, for no reason, has a typical small face, but there is a budding teenager living in his heart.
Who hurt you, who poured cold water on you, you boiled it and poured it back!
catalogue
Wedge circle
Part I: Cai Yun San.
Autumn clouds are easy to disperse, and swallows sigh.
There is no reason to break up a few times and win a kiss.
0 1 Octopus Rain Business Unit Operator
How to live together without dying?
Chapter 02 is not worth complaining about.
There is no such sound in my hometown.
Chapter 03 Wandering Ruan Langgui
The world is safe.
The fourth chapter dream lazy thrush
Things are people, not everything.
Chapter V Li Renyu Ling Lin
Love hurts and leaves since ancient times.
Chapter VI Rebirth of Caiyun Cabinet
The moon is there.
Chapter VII Meet Mo Shanglang again
Know what I mean, sympathize with you, you must ask for it.
Chapter VII Entangled apricot fields
Live up to the Tathagata.
Top secret tidbits: countdown complete
The next "The Moon is Back"
brief Introduction of the content
Return of the Moon is the final work of Liangsheng series, which continues the development of previous Liangsheng series and reveals unexpected secrets. The complex feelings of several young people, such as Liang Sheng, Jiang Sheng and Cheng Tianyou, have become dangerous in the face of family interests, and no one knows whether the wedding that follows is redemption or degeneration. ...
What happened as a teenager will never be forgotten in my life.
If love is a bond, then she is his in this world.
Frost and snow blow all over the head, and it is also a hoary head.
Liang Sheng: Let's start over. Let's just say you are seventeen and I am nineteen. OK or not?
Cheng Tianyou: I love you. This is the biggest match between us!
Jiang Sheng: I can't stop my heart and my love. They grow up in the dark, one is miserable and the other is happy!
Qian Zhi: I proposed in the hospital just to let you know that from now on, I will never leave you in sickness and in health.
Babel: My brother is in charge of undressing, I am in charge of dancing, and Ke Xiaorou is in charge of mom.
Cheng Tianen: The person I can't let go for a long time, at this moment, I let go. The love that I have loved for so long is gone.
Rebekah: I am the first woman he loved in this world! I will also be the only woman he loves in this world! I am his favorite person! I'm Mrs. Cheng!
Weiyang: Sister, why don't you let me this time?
catalogue
Next: The moon is back.
Can I send you a letter before the Old Testament frost?
It's better not to think about the past and watch the sunset with a red pillow.
Chapter nine: the commotion and resentment in the pavilion
Although Meng Shan is here, it is hard to trust Jin Shu.
Chapter 10 Xijiang moon international conference
Looking back, it is amber, and then looking back, it is white.
The first chapter 1 1 broken mirror queqiao fairy
Infinite mountains and rivers are easier to see when you are away.
Chapter 12 Wedding Cherish Yu Huan
There are flowers that can be folded straight.
Chapter 13 He Tongxin man
See how hard she tries to hold back her tears.
Chapter 14 Hatred Xiao Chongshan
Affectionate and carefree hate since ancient times.
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