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1. Seek the translation of the ancient prose "Han Xin started with a man in cloth". When Han Xin started as a cloth-maker, he was poor and had no business. He tried to send food from people, but many people were tired of it. I tried Nanchang Pavilion for several months, but my wife suffered greatly. She cooks in the morning and believes when she eats, not for eating. Believe what it means, but never go. The letter was caught at the gate and the mothers drifted away. There was a mother who was hungry when she saw the letter, but she stayed for dozens of days. Believing that happiness is floating, my mother said, "I will repay my mother." [Border Criticism: This letter is blamed on this disaster. Mother was angry and said, "A gentleman can't feed himself. I eat because I feel sorry for my grandson. What do you expect? " Since the letter is expensive, I will reward you with 1000 yuan.

[Summary]

Liu Ji and Chen Ping are not allowed to stay with their sister-in-law, but Ting He's wife is strange! If the mother is virtuous, she has not counted. Blame Chu Hanyingxiong, no one knows the truth. Although my great-grandfather didn't know it, there was only a little surprise, but my mother was lonely and haggard in the encounter. This is the first sight in ancient and modern times! There is a saying in the floating mother temple in Huaiyin: "There are many strange men in the world, and there has never been such a woman." Not bad either. Unfortunately, the ancestral temple is too big and ugly to be the mother color.

When Liu Daozhen was young, he tasted fishing grass, sang songs and whistled. Those who heard it had to stay. There is an old woman who knows her very well. I was satisfied with this song, but I killed the dolphin and joined it. Tao really ate all the dolphins. Don't thank me. The most extraordinary person. Seeing that he was not satisfied, he added another dolphin and ate half of it. Later, he was the official minister, and when he was a child, he was a miniature schnauzer. Tao really used it. I don't know why, ask my mother, and my mother will say. This mother is ashamed to drift away from her mother. Her breasts are several times bigger than Huaiyin's!

Han Xin, a native of Huaiyin, was originally an ordinary people, living in poverty and having no good deeds on weekdays, so he could not be elected as an official. He can't do business, and he often asks for food, so many people hate him. Begging for food from Tingchang (official name) for several months, Tingchang's wife hated him. She cooked early every day and hid in her room. When Han Xin came, she didn't ask him to sit down for dinner. Han Xin was very angry, so he decided to leave. Many years later, Han Xin was named Huaiyin Hou. He met the rural director, gave him 100 yuan and said, "You are a man without knowledge. You have never been able to do good deeds persistently. "

2. Translation of Classical Chinese "Han Xin Begins with Buyi Man" When Han Xin started with Buyi Man, he was poor and had no business. He tried his best to deliver food to others, and many people hated him.

I tried Nanchang Pavilion for several months, but my wife suffered greatly. She cooks in the morning and believes when she eats, not for eating. Believe what it means, but never go.

The letter was caught at the gate and the mothers drifted away. There was a mother who was hungry when she saw the letter, but she stayed for dozens of days.

Believing that happiness is floating, my mother said, "I will repay my mother." [Border Criticism: This letter is blamed on this disaster.

Mother was angry and said, "A gentleman can't feed himself. I eat because I feel sorry for my grandson. What do you expect? " Since the letter is expensive, I will reward you with 1000 yuan. [opinion] Liu Ji and Chen Ping are not allowed to be in the sister-in-law, and He Ting's wife is strange! If the mother is virtuous, she has not counted.

Blame Chu Hanyingxiong, no one knows the truth. Although my great-grandfather didn't know it, there was only a little surprise, but my mother was lonely and haggard in the encounter. This is the first sight in ancient and modern times! There is a saying in the floating mother temple in Huaiyin: "There are many strange men in the world, and there has never been such a woman." Not bad either. Unfortunately, the ancestral temple is too big and ugly to be the mother color.

When Liu Daozhen was young, he tasted fishing grass, sang songs and whistled. Those who heard it had to stay. There is an old woman who knows her very well.

I was satisfied with this song, but I killed the dolphin and joined it. Tao really ate all the dolphins. Don't thank me.

The most extraordinary person. Seeing that he was not satisfied, he added another dolphin and ate half of it.

Later, he was the official minister, and when he was a child, he was a miniature schnauzer. Tao really used it. I don't know why, ask my mother, and my mother will say.

This mother is ashamed to drift away from her mother. Her breasts are several times bigger than Huaiyin's! Before Han Xin made his fortune, his family was poor and he didn't do any good deeds on weekdays. In order to fill his stomach, he often eats idle meals in familiar families, so many people hate him.

Han Xin once lived in Nanchang Tingchang's house for several months for free. Tingchang's wife hates him very much. She cooks dinner early every day and hides in her room to eat. After Han Xin came, she didn't ask him to sit down for dinner. Han Xin sensed their impolite behavior and turned away.

One day, Han Xin was fishing at the gate, and several women were washing clothes nearby. One of them saw that Han Xin had no food and gave it to him. For dozens of days.

Han Xin was very happy and said to the old woman, "I will definitely repay you heavily in the future." The old woman said angrily, "A man can't support himself."

I think you look good. I pity you for giving you food. Who expects your return? "Later, after Han Xin got powerful, she gave the old lady a daughter.

3. Translation of Classical Chinese "Han Xin Begins with Buyi Man" When Han Xin started with Buyi Man, he was poor and had no business. He tried his best to deliver food to others, and many people hated him.

I tried Nanchang Pavilion for several months, but my wife suffered greatly. She cooks in the morning and believes when she eats, not for eating. Believe what it means, but never go.

The letter was caught at the gate and the mothers drifted away. There was a mother who was hungry when she saw the letter, but she stayed for dozens of days.

Believing that happiness is floating, my mother said, "I will repay my mother." [Border Criticism: This letter is blamed on this disaster.

Mother was angry and said, "A gentleman can't feed himself. I eat because I feel sorry for my grandson. What do you expect? " Since the letter is expensive, I will reward you with 1000 yuan. [opinion] Liu Ji and Chen Ping are not allowed to be in the sister-in-law, and He Ting's wife is strange! If the mother is virtuous, she has not counted.

Blame Chu Hanyingxiong, no one knows the truth. Although my great-grandfather didn't know it, there was only a little surprise, but my mother was lonely and haggard in the encounter. This is the first sight in ancient and modern times! There is a saying in the floating mother temple in Huaiyin: "There are many strange men in the world, and there has never been such a woman." Not bad either. Unfortunately, the ancestral temple is too big and ugly to be the mother color.

When Liu Daozhen was young, he tasted fishing grass, sang songs and whistled. Those who heard it had to stay. There is an old woman who knows her very well.

I was satisfied with this song, but I killed the dolphin and joined it. Tao really ate all the dolphins. Don't thank me.

The most extraordinary person. Seeing that he was not satisfied, he added another dolphin and ate half of it.

Later, he was the official minister, and when he was a child, he was a miniature schnauzer. Tao really used it. I don't know why, ask my mother, and my mother will say.

This mother is ashamed to drift away from her mother. Her breasts are several times bigger than Huaiyin's! Before Han Xin made his fortune, his family was poor and he didn't do any good deeds on weekdays. In order to fill his stomach, he often eats idle meals in familiar families, so many people hate him.

Han Xin once lived in Nanchang Tingchang's house for several months for free. Tingchang's wife hates him very much. She cooks dinner early every day and hides in her room to eat. After Han Xin came, she didn't ask him to sit down for dinner. Han Xin sensed their impolite behavior and turned away.

One day, Han Xin was fishing at the gate, and several women were washing clothes nearby. One of them saw that Han Xin had no food and gave it to him. For dozens of days.

Han Xin was very happy and said to the old woman, "I will definitely repay you heavily in the future." The old woman said angrily, "A man can't support himself."

I think you are a good-looking person. I pity you for giving you food. Who wants your floating list nailed? "Later, after Han Xin got powerful, she gave the old lady a daughter.

4. Who is Little Guo Xiang? Pei Feng Ren also replied: 1. c; 2.d; 3.b; Analysis: (1) distance, pass "rejection", resistance, resistance.

(2) (1) is about the friendship between Xiao He and Liu Bang in the Qin Dynasty. (2) said Xiao He's post.

(5) said Liu's jealousy of Xiao He. (3) Item B says that "Liu Bang ... is very angry and completely denies the achievements of ...", which is taken out of context.

(4) Answer: (1) For your own good, it is better to send all your descendants who can fight to work in the military camp, and Hanwang will definitely trust you more. (2) Up to now, Xiao He has not made such a great contribution. It just talks and talks, instead of fighting, it is lifted to our heads. Why? Attached Reference: Xiao He, Guo Xiang, born in Fengyi, Pei County.

He is proficient in law, and no one can compare with him. He is an official under the county order of Pei County. When Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang was a civilian, Xiao He protected him many times with his official prestige.

Xiao He often helped Liu Bang when he became a curator. Pei Gong became Hanwang, and appointed Xiao He as Prime Minister to manage government affairs.

Gaozu went to Xianyang to be an official and take the corvee. When he left, the county officials sent three large sums of money, and only Xiao He sent five large sums of money. When Gao Zu rose to power and became Pei Gong, Xiao He often served as his assistant officer and governor, handling daily affairs.

After Pei Gong entered Xianyang, the generals scrambled to divide up the property in the treasury with treasure and money. Only after Xiao He entered Xianyang did he receive the legal documents of the Qin Prime Minister's Office. Pei Gong Hanwang made Xiao He Prime Minister.

Xiang Yu and the vassal's army slaughtered Xianyang and left. The reason why Hanwang was able to know in detail the dangerous fortress, the number of registered permanent residence, the strength of the army and the sufferings of the people of the whole country was entirely because Xiao got the documents and files of the Qin Dynasty.

In the second year of Hanwang, Hanwang and various governors crusaded against the Chu army, and Xiao He guarded Guanzhong, served the prince and handled the government affairs of Liyang. Xiao He manages the registered population in Guanzhong, collects food and transports it to the front army.

Hanwang abandoned the army many times and fled. Xiao He often recruits foot soldiers to supplement the army in Guanzhong. Hanwang therefore specially appointed Xiao He to deal with Guanzhong politics.

In the third year of Hanwang, Hanwang confronted Xiang Yu between Jingxian and Suocheng, and Hanwang sent messengers to comfort Prime Minister Xiao He many times. A man named Bao Sheng said to the Prime Minister, "Hanwang camped at the front, but he sent messengers to comfort you many times. This makes you doubt your intention.

For your sake, it is better to send all your sons and brothers who can fight to the barracks, and Hanwang will trust you more. "So Xiao He listened to his plan, and Hanwang was very happy.

In the five years of the Han Dynasty, Xiang Yu was completely annihilated, the world was settled, and his merits were boundless. For more than a year, the credit line has not been fixed.

Gaozu thought Xiao He's contribution was the most outstanding, named him Hou, and gave him the most grain city. The heroes all said, "We are wearing armor and carrying weapons, and we personally take part in the battle. Many of us fought many battles, few of us fought ten rounds, captured the city and seized the territory, and made great achievements of different sizes.

Up to now, Xiao He hasn't made such a great contribution, just making a fuss and commenting. Instead of fighting, reward us. Why? "Gaudi said," do you know how to hunt? The princes replied, "I know how to hunt." Gaudi asked again, "Do you know hounds?" Ministers said, "I know. "

Gaudi said: "When hunting, it was the hunting dog that chased the beast and bit it, but found the trail of the beast, pointing out that where the beast was, the hunter was there. Now everyone can only catch wild animals, but the credit is the same as hunting dogs.

As for Xiao He, he found the trail of wild animals, pointed out the hunting target, and made contributions like a hunter. Besides, you just follow me alone, but there are only two or three people in a family.

And Xiao He let dozens of people in his family come with me to farmland, and the credit can't be forgotten. "Ministers all dare not words.

Taishi Gong said: Xiao He, the Prime Minister, was just a small civil servant in the Qin Dynasty, ordinary and didn't do anything great. At the height of the Han Dynasty, Han Xin and Qing Bu in Huaiyin were all killed, and Xiao He's exploits were even more brilliant.

5. When Han Xin started from scratch, when Han Xin was not outstanding, his family was poor, and there were no good deeds on weekdays.

In order to fill his stomach, he often eats idle meals in familiar families, so many people hate him. Han Xin once lived in Nanchang Tingchang's house for several months for free. Tingchang's wife hates him very much. She cooks dinner early every day and hides in her room to eat. After Han Xin came, she didn't ask him to sit down for dinner.

Han Xin sensed their impolite behavior and turned away. One day, Han Xin was fishing at the gate, and several women were washing clothes nearby. One of them saw that Han Xin had no food and gave it to him.

For dozens of days. Han Xin was very happy and said to the old woman, "I will definitely repay you heavily in the future."

The old woman said angrily, "A man can't support himself." I think you are a good-looking person. I pity you for giving you food. Who expects your return! "Later, Han Xin rewarded the old woman with a thousand dollars after she became a dignitary.

6. Han Xin, Hou of Huaiyin, is also from Huaiyin. Han Xin, the marquis of Huaiyin, was born in Huaiyin. When I was in cloth, I was poor, my conduct was not good, I couldn't choose an official, and I couldn't make a living in business. He often lives in other people's homes and eats idle meals. Most people hate him. He went to the countryside many times and ate one idle meal after another. I ate in bed. At dinner, Han Xin went, but didn't prepare meals for him. Han Xin also understood their intentions. In a rage, he left and never came back. Han Xin used to fish at the gate, and an old lady who rinsed silk floss by the water brought him food. Han Xin was very happy and said to the old lady, "I will definitely repay your old man heavily." The old lady said angrily. I only gave you food out of sympathy for your son. Is it because I want something in return? ! " .

7. When Zhang Qixian was an ordinary person, he had no money, even no money to stay in a hotel.

Once a group of robbers, a dozen people, ate and drank in a hotel, and everyone in the hotel ran away and hid. Zhang Qixian directly went over and bowed and said, "I'm poor. I want to have a full meal with you, okay?" The robber said happily, "scholar, are you willing to wronged yourself?" Why not? " ? Look at us, we are all boors, and we are afraid of your jokes. "

Give him your seat. Zhang Qixian said, "Robbers are not despicable people, but heroes in the world.

I'm also a generous person. Why do you join? "Take a big bowl of wine to drink, drink off, so even drink three bowls. He picked up another pig elbow and chewed it with his fingers in sections, eating like a tiger and a wolf.

The thieves looked silly and muttered, "What a prime minister's material. Otherwise, how could it be so informal! Take care of the world another day, remember that we are all forced to be robbers, and hope to make such friends as soon as possible. "

Send something of value. Zhang Qixian took it all and returned with a full load.