A word-for-word joke

1, a student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

2. Wrong words in the composition

On new year's day, my family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet" …

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors) 3. Gabby: You howl.

Mm: You cried. Where were you killed or injured?

I surf the internet. What about you?

Mm: I'm also in Wang Bali.

Where are you from?

I'm from Ghost Island.

Oh, I come from a cave.

Do you like men or women?

Gabby: Of course it's hard for me to have a baby. You must be a woman.

Yes

Are you moldy?

Mm: Not bad. People say I'm a great misfortune. Are you old?

Gabby: Not bad. Many people say that I am a big loser.

Really, how much pity should we have?

Good duck, what's the number of your lean chicken? I don't know when to talk about persimmons next time.

Mm: Don't use lean chicken. It's so expensive to chat with thin chicken. Just use your qq.

You are so cute. I miss you very much.

Mm: Take your time. Even though they are far apart, there are chickens in the eggs.

After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (Yi Rong)

My left eyelid kept jumping last night. I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer …

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? This will make a lot of money ...

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" …

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...? (steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …

My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" …

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . "(intense)

I consider myself a good student, studying and "worrying" …

Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure. (excellent)