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One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "The teacher said angrily," just good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!" " "The teacher said," Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. Start now. "teacher:" it's a fine day today. Student: "The weather is terrible today." Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere." Student: "There are clouds everywhere." Teacher: "Young." Student: "Old." Teacher: "Stand." Student: "Lie down" Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." Student: "There is an old man lying on the road." Teacher: "I found a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar." Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher." Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar." Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "teacher:" that won't do, it's illegal! " Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " "Teacher:" Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right! " Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "Teacher:" You are so stupid. " Student: "We are very smart." Teacher: "Stop!" Student: "Go on!" Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! " Student: "Go on now! Say it! " Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "Student:" We are all geniuses, and we say go on! ""teacher: "you listen to the teacher!" Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "Teacher:" All students have to listen to the teacher! " "Student:" Teachers should listen to students! " "Teacher:" Now you stop practicing! " Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "Teacher:" Are you endless? " Student: "We finish what we started!" " Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! " Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! " ..... Then the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with a book in his hand. I think it's ok. I don't know what you think. I hope everyone can share it with me.
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